Did You Know...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing..................)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
(They have hands???)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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Nice facts lol. If only we learnt a few of them in school.😉
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New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!
LMAO... I laughed more at the comments than the facts. Instead of Stand-Up comedy that was Forum-Up Comedy... well done.
'We teach best what we most need to learn'
VW no more... sigh.... well, at least it's a cousin
interesting - its got me thinking about whether a lion and a pig could really make it work!! The poor bloody pig would be in a constant state of :sandrine
rose wrote:Did You Know...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
Yes, but that didn't stop my ex from trying....:duh
in fact.... She yelled enough to start a Bloody Cafe`...!!!!
Ahhhhhhhh... I enjoy the single life... Peaceful...:P
I hate to admit it, but man, I think you're right....
rose wrote:The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
..and i always thought those jap horror movies were all b.s!
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Why ARE Men Happier ?
> Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
> creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
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> be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt
> to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics
> tell you the truth.The world is your urinal. You never have to drive
> to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You
> don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
> Same work, more pay.Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000.
> Tux rental-$100.People never stare at your chest when you're talking
> to them.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
> New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the
> time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff
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> of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
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> You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of
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> happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who
> will enjoy reading it.
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car forums. where a lot of peoples good intentions end up taking a good old car off the road forever never ever to see the road again. 🥲
Ian..... that was great.... still having a chuckle- it explains a lot
- '71 Kombi (Died 24/11/05😢 ) - '65 manx (smick) -'63 beetle (bent) -'73 Singlecab (new to the stable)
Just one point id like to add to that piece of non-claptrap!
...and men can take joy from the thought of a horny Lion being the soul mate of an over-orgasming pig!!
:beer:beer:beer
me wife says im a Pig ?? But its only cause im messy lol.
:duh:duh
as for the other she calls me Victor????
:duh
Two stroke :duh
But she also says i look like a Champian??
because i have a head shaped like a spark plug:duh
[Edited on 19-5-2005 by ian.mezz]
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car forums. where a lot of peoples good intentions end up taking a good old car off the road forever never ever to see the road again. 🥲
not good - but its better than 'both inches':P
interesting hey I like to share
