Just a reminder, Monday the 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Get your jolly roger out of the attic, sharpen your cutlass, and break out your eye patch.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
pirate party in ballarat tomorrow night.
arr me hearties!
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Can we dress up as Neo off the matrix and come as a software or movie pirate?
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!
Yaarrr, as long as ye landlubbers speak the speak o the seven seas,
Birds eye fish fingers
Yarrr
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Can i come as ur pirate parrot chewy?
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!
Chewy wrote:Birds eye fish fingers
Yarrr
😂 bwaahaaha
aaarrr this buxom whench finds this pirate talk rather funny aarrrr
*breaks out into a bawdy ballad about the salty seamen, mermaids and the briney blue* arrrr
alright who stole my pet manatee arrrrr bunch of dirty dicks arrrrr
😠:o oh this is general chitchat isn't it... :blush oops
hey peter leonard never said he was a model 🥷
avast all ye land lubbers...
does ye think me clients twould look at me foony if i were to be talkin' loike a pirate tomorrow?
🤪🤪
Someone prepare a broadside against that vessel,
methinks theres a ford in there somewhere!!!
'Ah, whatever................'
oh dear... i must prepare for pirate talk at work this eve.
if im lucky i might be able to talk one of the guys into wearing an eyepatch for the entire night! teeheehee!
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
Aaarrrrr
was a fine day at the work it was.
Captured a port of call, now to count the loot needed to safeguard the place
(interpreted: I just bought a house, now to mortgage myslf to the hilt to pay for it!!)
'Ah, whatever................'
argh yeh scurvy curr! i see ye be lootin moi poile o booty, welll to the bottom of davy jones locker i be sendin yeh,
*SQUAWK! davy jones' locker, SQUAWK!*
yeh and yer mates all be feelin, the cold steel o me cutlass while a whistle me merry tune
*SQUAWK! cutlass and merry tune, SQUAWK!*
and a fer you, missy $2.63, stop following me and repeatin everything i say pretending your a pirate!
*SQUAWK! repeat everything i say!*
thats it...
Well me heartie,
I see a broadside be not enuff to send ye to the bottom,
maybe the cold of cold steel be what ye wants???
if not, then I'll have to curse ye with a scourge of lice and pestilence for times to come .......
time for a hearty ale 😀
'Ah, whatever................'
arrrr don't forget me hearties, tomorrow be tourettes tuesday ............ oh thats right its general chitchat.. *sigh* what IS my problem?? :duh 🙅
kikko your a twit 🥷
I have no idea my dear, no bloody idea at all 🙂
'Ah, whatever................'
it's the country air out my way penguin....... big lungfulls of freshhhh country airrrrrrrr 😉 :P
Wayhey,
time to scupper that vessel and board a new one with booty and a course for shelter!!!
(iterpretation = time to plan leaving and watch TV before I am too drunk to realise its a school nite!!)
'Ah, whatever................'
i must have yo ho ho'd and had too much rum.....i fergot to talk loike a pirate 🙁
