i just got this from my mum, thought you guys and gals would enjoy it!
Zac
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> The Best Chain Letter Ever
>
> Hello, my name is Ashley and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding
> 50 billion f***ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually
> believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas
> with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have
> it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak
> show.
>
> Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
> everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
>
> How stupid are we?
>
> "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
> laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"
>
> What a bunch of bull****.
>
> Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
> sodomise me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was
> started by Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims
> on the Mayflower.
>
> F*** 'em.
>
> If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
> amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and
> this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
> nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
>
> I don't f***ing care.
>
> Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
> contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own
> unpopularity.
>
> The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
> leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If
> it's funny, send it on.
>
>
> Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
> Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant
> for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll
> receive if you forward this email.
>
> Now forward this to everyone you know.
>
> Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and
> will consume your genitals.
>
> Have a nice day.
>
> P.S. Send me 15 bucks
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