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VolksFolks Son of Jim - Creator of Good

2,869 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·

#472338
Gday all

tis true. today at 10.30 me and my wife become Aussie Citizens, so off to kmart and grab some thongs and a singlet, then to the bottlo for some VB and Bundy.

thank for allowing us to live in the most bootyfull place ever!

Andy
They laugh because You are different, You laugh because They are all the same.

check out www.lowlight.com.au for low lights only..

Bizarre Moderator The artist formerly known as blue74l

12,787 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#472340
Cor - brings a tear to ya eye!

(ummm... that was suppose to be some sort of English accent)

Anyway - congrats.
Dont forget the sausages for the barbie!

:beer
Futue te ipsum!!!

PrettyBlueBug Almost over it...

2,032 posts · joined May 2005 ·

#472369
G'day mate! :P

ang3lsholocaust Custom Title Time!

1,014 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#472371
Pretty_Blue_Bug wrote:G'day mate! :P

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂hahahaaha

Dasdubber DAS Resto Haus

5,746 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#472374
Don't forget to get a dog's eye (ie. meat pie) with a bit of dead horse (ie. sauce) on the way home from the shops, also shorten words wherever possible, particularly peoples names. They are generally shortened to one syllable if possible, and then have a suffix added to the end. Here are a few examples:-

"a" - A Cup of Tea or Coffee becomes a Cuppa.

"ie" - Angela becomes Angie.
Australian becomes Aussie
Barbecue become Barbie
Elizabeth becomes Lizzie
Football becomes Footy, pronounced with a soft "T" somewhere between T & D.

"o" - Burgess becomes Burgo
Johnathon becomes Johnno
Smoko means a break from work for a smoke, which now means a tea break even if you don’t smoke.

"zza" or just "z’ - Marion become Mazza or Maz
Sharon become Shazza or Shaz

I trust this information will help ease the transition into true citizenship....I think we'll have to start calling you "Ando" as it is a bit more Oz than "Andy". Also using phrases such as "piece of piss" instead of saying something will be "simple" or "easy" is important too. Hope this helps 🙂
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zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#472381
^^lmao.

Now there's a true blue ozzie ocker!
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handycam king of something

1,338 posts · joined Oct 2003 ·

#472500
u get the flag tatooed on yet LOL:thumb

Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#472503
Dasdubber wrote:Don't forget to get a dog's eye (ie. meat pie) with a bit of dead horse (ie. sauce) on the way home from the shops, also shorten words wherever possible, particularly peoples names. They are generally shortened to one syllable if possible, and then have a suffix added to the end. Here are a few examples:-
Don't forget Sheila and Bloke for Lady and Gentleman,
Giz Root for you know what,
You Beauty for something grand,
Onyamacca for giving ya mate Macca a pat on the back,
and
Ridgey Didge for something genuine.
-Staggers.
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JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
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ancientbugger Custom Title Time!

1,986 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·

#472524
Hey Volksfolks, we've still got a book here somewhere that we got given when we migrated 18 years ago titled 'G'day! Teach yourself Australian' you should give me your address and when I take my next sickie I'll send it to you!!

VolksFolks Son of Jim - Creator of Good

2,869 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·

#472534
Haha, funny shit that fellas, well all went well, now i am a Aussie makes me proud!

:*)

thanks all, would like to see that book bloke sounds great cobber!
They laugh because You are different, You laugh because They are all the same.

check out www.lowlight.com.au for low lights only..

baybuscamperkid prince of insufficient light, ruler of heck

4,316 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#472537
wheres the prawns!? ya forgot tha damn prawns!
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62deluxe Custom Title Time!

1,718 posts · joined Nov 2002 ·

#472539
Damn! can't call ya a bloody whinging pom no more eh cobber!?

winerot Custom Title Time!

1,340 posts · joined Aug 2004 ·

#472543
Dasdubber wrote:Don't forget to get a dog's eye (ie. meat pie) with a bit of dead horse (ie. sauce) on the way home from the shops, also shorten words wherever possible, particularly peoples names. They are generally shortened to one syllable if possible, and then have a suffix added to the end. Here are a few examples:-

"a" - A Cup of Tea or Coffee becomes a Cuppa.

"ie" - Angela becomes Angie.
Australian becomes Aussie
Barbecue become Barbie
Elizabeth becomes Lizzie
Football becomes Footy, pronounced with a soft "T" somewhere between T & D.

"o" - Burgess becomes Burgo
Johnathon becomes Johnno
Smoko means a break from work for a smoke, which now means a tea break even if you don’t smoke.

"zza" or just "z’ - Marion become Mazza or Maz
Sharon become Shazza or Shaz

I trust this information will help ease the transition into true citizenship....I think we'll have to start calling you "Ando" as it is a bit more Oz than "Andy". Also using phrases such as "piece of piss" instead of saying something will be "simple" or "easy" is important too. Hope this helps 🙂

dasdubber you forgot the lifeline to being an aussie
case of beer=slab slab slab oui oui oui
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ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!

3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·

#472558
go grab the book 'the complete guide to 'strian' the definitive collection of slang and shortened terms for all things aussie.

i've also prepared a list of clothing apparel required to maintain a genuine 'strian' appearance:

cork bobble akubra
driza-bone coat
crocodile tooth necklace/wristbands/belt
wrangler jeans
thongs
bonds undies (if you cant find an outlet, skin the crocodile)
wife beater
stubbie holder (attach it to the crocodile teeth)
winnie blues (or if you're a real man, go reds)

also let it be known that real strians dont shave unless absolutely necessary, so one a week should be fine. this also applies to bathing.

other than that, congratulations on joining the most awesome and civilised people on this earth!