Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on ""insufficient funds"" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an ""S"" in the word ""lisp""? "
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? "
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so,
Why do we say, ""It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, ""That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends - if they're okay, then it's you.
All true. The last one makes me worry a bit though!
Rob....
Boxer Power
Member of DMLRK.....Die Mittler Lebuns Resto Komeradschaft
yep Why 4 sure
Thank God! i know one of my mates is crazy. :thumb
Customer service is not dead in Australia.
Always after HAZET & MATRA & VW factory tools
I like the last one.
All the world's mad except me and thee, and sometimes I'm not so sure about thee.
The mental illness is me for sure 🙂 My three friends are safe 🙂
And why does the bolt or nut go under the bench to the back wall when you drop it and not go away from the bench, happens 99.99% of the time, shits me.
This is my Volkswagen, there are many like it, but this one is mine. Without me my Volkswagen is useless, without my Volkswagen, I am useless.
61 Karmann Ghia 2110cc type1 w Los Panchito's
66 Deluxe Beetle 2270 type 4
10 Subaru WRX Impreza
Why do people pick their nose at Traffic Lights?
I know!! How many people do you see picking their nose in their cars!!! Do they think we can't see them??😂
And I thought I asked a lot of questions... 😂
People can see me doing that?:puke
Why is it always the last bolt that's the impossible one? (there are actual physics behind this one)
Why, when you run out of fuel, is it almost always half way between servos, and not as you're just getting to one? I reckon they should shift the bloody servos.
Why do computers like to crash right when you're about to save what you've just spent 2 hours doing? Why not before you get somewhere or after the job is saved?
Why do you rarely find bird shit just anywhere, like on the ground? It's always on something. Unless it's a nice park with ducks, then it's all over the grass you'd like to lay on.
Why does this Murphy guy do what he does? What does he get out of it. Tell you what, thinking about it, Murphy is always there knowing just what you're doing and he knows just what to do to balls it up for you. Everywhere, all the time, all knowing... Ah ha, God's name is actually Murphy.
On a lighter note...
Why do birds fly into closed windows, rather than open ones?
Why does the stone thrown up by a passing car always hit your windscreen?
Why do kids always aim for "vital organs" when they accidently hit or kick you?
Why, when we eat so many seeds, and there's so much "manure" in our gut, aren't we self sufficient.
Why do you start itching when someone mentions nits? Are they transmitted verbally?
Every spanner slips now and then. Why don't spanners have knuckle guards?
If cats are so well coordinated that they always land on their feet, why do they need to?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, why is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Why can't a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
Why is the 3rd hand on your watch called the second hand!
VW car, VW engine ...... keepin it "real"
35MPG on 101.3kPa
