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koolkarmakombi enkarmarising

2,078 posts · joined Jun 2003 ·

#517736
Long story short I have had a 6 x 5 mtr pavillion in the works. The council will now give no other info other than see a certifier. (all privatised) They cost $$$$$$

I hired a BSA approved designer, retained a master builder, spending some $$$ to do it all properly to avoid council issues.

Then....


I need neighbours sigs, done. I need soil stuff, done, I need boundary relaxation- WTF??? The designer said it was fine, the builder says... certifier puts application into council.... 5 weeks and no info, builder rang and was told to piss off they can take 28 + 14 days. I waited a week, rang and couldnt get any info. This is costing to have a skip on site etc.

I finally rang local councillor whom I have had ummm professional dealings with. Told him, extension for room for growing family, wife quite pregnant with next mini vee dubber, work for local hospital, on local committees, enviro designed room, Im nice to puppies, have spent $$$ on real tradies etc.

40 minutes later the head town planner for the area was there with the lacky who was supposed to do it, looked into yard, grovelled to pregnant wife, signed form and left.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

so building starts this week

:beer:beer:beer:beer:beer:beer:beer


bloody councils.... ( stronger expletives not used due to family audience but anyone else who has had to deal with BCC will know what I mean...)
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sinecure Want another... :(

1,031 posts · joined Mar 2006 ·

#517740
Love it. Stick it to The Man! :thumb:thumb:thumb

[ Edited on 1-8-2006 by sinecure ]
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56astro Custom Title Time!

1,772 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#517741
Good story, but you haven't really won until the thing is built and you have an occupancy certificate (or whatever you cane toads call it)!

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Turbo54 Veteran Volks Folk

2,220 posts · joined Jul 2004 ·

#517742
I know exactly where your at, been trying to get my house through council for over a year now. Crazy. They seem to just drag there feet and ask for more tests and engineering to be done meenwhile it costs way to much and my bank balance is going way down. Lucky you for getting it approved. Hopefully wont wait much longer.
Turbo54


C'mon kids gather round,
there's a new sensation hitting town,
It's moving straight, low to the ground,
it'll pick you up when your feeling down.

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#517745
that looks like a golf in the corner!

should have no trouble getting it approved :P:P

and congrats on the council victory.

i'm fight my local one in regards to a parking ticket, while the signs were spraypainted over black, and bent and destroyed
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NigeType3 Officially Full-On Dubber

371 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#517756
Hey turbo54 what software did you use to creat that!

I just bought Archicad 10 and doing training next week I hope to be able to give my clients full 3D walk thru's before I even get to site.

Turbo54 Veteran Volks Folk

2,220 posts · joined Jul 2004 ·

#517765
Just Photoshop. Took Ages. I am a graphic designer not a cad guy but my brother is the designer and a cad freak. Also works in viz. but I wanted to do it to show my wife what it would turn out like.
T54
C'mon kids gather round,
there's a new sensation hitting town,
It's moving straight, low to the ground,
it'll pick you up when your feeling down.

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7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#517778
good story..
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Oasis Going alone...

1,806 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#517783
zac_smits wrote:that looks like a golf in the corner!
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penguin ackkkkkk thhhhhpt!

3,383 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#517824
Hey
if you think BCC is bad, try the Ippie Council!! the one or two I have had to deal with make the Brisbane lot seem like charity workers!
'Ah, whatever................'

koolkarmakombi enkarmarising

2,078 posts · joined Jun 2003 ·

#518070
Oh they were bad all right, refused to even speak to me. That so changed when I got onto the councillor.

One advantage for working for the government is knowing the language and method to crap in someones nest if they are not doing their thing right.

***Evil Grin***


kkk

penguin wrote:Hey
if you think BCC is bad, try the Ippie Council!! the one or two I have had to deal with make the Brisbane lot seem like charity workers!
This disclaimer does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my dog: don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; this disclaimer is subject to change without notice; text is slightly enlarged to show detail; resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and coincidental; dry clean only; do not bend, fold, or mutilate; anchovies or jalapenos added to this disclaimer upon request; your mileage may vary; no substitutions are allowed; for a limited time only while supplies last; offer void where prohibited; this disclaimer is provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied