Don\'t mess with the kitchen staff...

ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!

3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 · 24 Sep 2006, 6:46 pm

#537533

after a bit of horseplay with the kitchenhand in the restaurant i work at, he decided to get even...

thats a size 14 boot, and tomato sauce. i left them there overnight, so the oil has pierced through the leather, and was leaking through the seams. time to go buy some new boots! he also filled the pockets of a pair of pants...

...DON'T mess with the kitchenhand!

Bizarre Moderator The artist formerly known as blue74l

12,789 posts · joined Aug 2002 · 24 Sep 2006, 7:17 pm

#537536

You SURE it is tommy sauce??

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silverbullet Officially Full-On Dubber

331 posts · joined May 2005 · 24 Sep 2006, 7:30 pm

#537546

Definately sounds like good old kitchen antics. Fun and games but the pay back is always better.

MickH Hairy Gutted Sloth

3,389 posts · joined Sep 2003 · 24 Sep 2006, 7:45 pm

#537550

HeHe....Whe i used to be a manager at Woolworths many moons ago it used to piss the butchers off by putting their gumboots in the deep freeze half full of water when they nocked off work as they left early and when i opened the store for them in the mornings put them back where they were........ever seen anyone try and put on a set of wellies half full of ice??? A mate and i "forced" the school bully at high school to put on his shoes after we had taken them off and filled them with tadpoles,in front of everyone he threw up....laughed my guts out 😂😂 strangely enough he didn't hassel anyone after that..😀

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ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!

3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 · 24 Sep 2006, 8:00 pm

#537553

big problem is i now go have to shell out another 200 or so dollars to replace them... dammit. there are cheaper ones out there, but for a bigfoot like me theyre just too uncomfortable.

uh oh... chef is mad, about the waste of sauce!

MickH Hairy Gutted Sloth

3,389 posts · joined Sep 2003 · 24 Sep 2006, 8:04 pm

#537554

ColumBUS wrote:uh oh... chef is mad, about the waste of sauce!

Just put some livers through the blender then tip it into the sauce bottle...that oughta shut him up...get him to taste it first😂

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1,593 posts · joined Aug 2005 · 25 Sep 2006, 8:21 am

#537686

Ahh pay back in the kitchen i got some stories, a 16 year old kitchen hand was such a smartarse that we used to get him a drink of coke and fill the straw with tabasco sce, same kitchen hand wouldn't use a cloth to pick up hot pans and trays when we told him that they were hot, he would pick em up burn himself and then tell us we wre all arse holes, so we put a tray on the gas burner till it was red hot and he came back from havin a smoke and first thing he did was pick up this tray that we put near the sink no cloth and burn his fingers real bad he used a cloth from then on. An apprentice decided it was funny to put a sign on my back with some very degrading statement on my back i didn't know and had it their for eight hours, at the end of the shift he took it off laughing i wanted to bash the shit out of him, but revenge is sweet. A few weeks past and he come in with a nice new motor bike helmet, which he left under the bench, at the time i was deveining green prawns about 6 kg of them and all that raw poo shoot crap about 500gms ended up on smeared on the inside of his new helmet, and proceeded to dry for the next eight hours in a hot kitchen, he went to put the helmet on at knock off and was most upset, called me everything under the sun, to this day i still laugh. The head chef went off at me as he was a motor bike nut too, told me to pay for a new one i told him to f$%& off as the little shit got what he deserved. Thats just a sample of practical jokes from 12 years in hospitality. Cheers Damo.

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