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Dear Agony Aunt,

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koolkarmakombi enkarmarising

2,078 posts · joined Jun 2003 ·

#538583
Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on
me. The usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller
hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently,
although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends
from work. You don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she
always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car
leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the
rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This
caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone
out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should
never touch her personal property. She then accused me of trying to
spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went
out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my kombi next to the garage and
then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around
the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind
my bus that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking
through the gasket between the right cylinder head and the valve
cover.

So, is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I
should take it back to the mechanic?


regards

kkk

:o
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blutopless2 DAMSLO

2,457 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#538607
hahahaha... that's funny..😀
see.... air and water do mix 😉

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cesiumfrog Seriously Crusin Dubber

161 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#538608
ohh....thats good!
maybe she just wants you to fix the leak?

phatratpat Fahrvergnugen

958 posts · joined Mar 2005 ·

#538629
😵 sorry dude,she said she was single !!😵😁

baybuscamperkid prince of insufficient light, ruler of heck

4,316 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#538678
haha, thats awesome.
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Notch Nut Custom Title Time!

1,011 posts · joined Apr 2006 ·

#538783
😵‍💫Lmao.
- Adam
If you can't fix it with a hammer,
you have an electrical problem....