Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

Bizarre Moderator The artist formerly known as blue74l

12,789 posts · joined Aug 2002 · 14 Dec 2006, 9:40 am

#557594

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town "To Get Me"!

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Futue te ipsum!!!

vwpete Commited Dubber

61 posts · joined Jun 2005 · 14 Dec 2006, 10:10 am

#557600

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Matt Ryan Fahrvergnugen

890 posts · joined Jan 2006 · 14 Dec 2006, 1:55 pm

#557647

If you're Bi - Polar:

'Tis the season to be jolly,............ or not.

Or,

If you're a compulsive optimist:

You will be too busy for carols because you're at the waca trying to beat Australia

Matt.

[ Edited on 14-12-2006 by Matt Ryan ]

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HotRodMatt If it\'s old or rare - cut it!

3,616 posts · joined Sep 2002 · 14 Dec 2006, 1:59 pm

#557652

Bizarre wrote:10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

That's how my son sings it... with an occassional "hey" tossed in there as well.

Funny he can sing Brian Setzer's "Santa's Got a Hot Rod" in it's entirety.