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donn Wolfsburg Elder

3,515 posts · joined Nov 2005 ·

#873768
A GLASS OF WINE

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

And those who don't

and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,

At the end of the year we would have absorbed

More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) – bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

Because alcohol has to go through a purification process

Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm sending it to you as a public service!
I dream of a day when a chicken can cross a road without being asked for it's motive!

h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#873771
😂
so he may have turned poop into health then.. allegedly 😵‍💫
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68AutoBug Beetle Restorer - Experience over 138\% - YIKES --

11,654 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#873806
YIKES DON

I just drank a bottle of Ben Franklins water... lol

I think I had better lay down... 🤪

LEE
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beetleboyjeff Custom Title Time!

1,790 posts · joined Feb 2009 ·

#873807
Ah, who gives a shit. :-)
From your ole' mate Jeff

donn Wolfsburg Elder

3,515 posts · joined Nov 2005 ·

#873810
Not very nice Jeff, I'm trying to help people here. 🤪
I dream of a day when a chicken can cross a road without being asked for it's motive!

HappyDaze Superannuated

2,887 posts · joined Jun 2009 ·

#873811
Thank goodness for that.........all these years I've been on a healthy diet.🙄 It's called a 'Happy Daze'.

Nice work, donn.👍
I'd rather wear a Beetle out by racing it than by polishing it!