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DubLeg Officially Full-On Dubber

208 posts · joined Jun 2011 ·

#903466
Does anyone want to speculate what happened shortly after this picture was taken?
VollyWaffle

Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#903485
Someones engine siezed cos they used Castrol GTX oil in it?

subimanx Casual Dubber

47 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#903487
The rope broke😂

vwsteve karmann crazy

2,087 posts · joined Jul 2006 ·

#903489
you got an oil stain on your matress?😂
1 1963 356b porsche coupe
2 1960 karmann ghia cab
1 1965 karmann ghia cab
1 1966 karmann cab
1 1961 split ute
1 1967 split p/van
1 1952 standard bug
1 1963 ragtop
1 1960 ragtop
2 1954 ovals
1 1956 oval baja project
1 1957 oval flying flea

h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#903491
safety Sam at work here 😂
bicycle is now sitting at floor level still attached to the roof truss..
fractal geometry; the inner most limits of mind altering abuse

Fantasy http://seventhchronicle.com

Z = Z2 + C1/r = 1/0 = infinity

Barrels www.barrelman.com.au

VW Workshop - aircooledgarage.com.au
allcooled.com.au

bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6

6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#903506
A farmer's steam roller passed through when old' mate bent over for his cup o' tea by the boiler?
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!

vassy66T1 Wow ... are U reading this?

2,120 posts · joined Jun 2003 ·

#903509
Wouldn't surprise me if a 60mm tophat batten failed under the weight of the car, bending the shed roof in/downward

matberry Moderator Go hard or go home

8,114 posts · joined Mar 2006 ·

#903511
vassy66T1 wrote:Wouldn't surprise me if a 60mm tophat batten failed under the weight of the car, bending the shed roof in/downward
x2
Matt Berry Motorsports...air cooled advice, repairs and mods Ph 0408 704 662
OFF-ROAD,CIRCUIT,DRAG,STREET,ENDURANCE

donn Wolfsburg Elder

3,515 posts · joined Nov 2005 ·

#903544
X3 and I've seen it happen, I got called to fix it. 😂
I dream of a day when a chicken can cross a road without being asked for it's motive!

HappyDaze Superannuated

2,887 posts · joined Jun 2009 ·

#903548
Workcover knock on the door, and want to inspect your workshop.🤪
I'd rather wear a Beetle out by racing it than by polishing it!

tar76 Custom Title Time!

1,622 posts · joined Dec 2009 ·

#903549
Hopefully no one had a head or limb in or around the body .
"Obey your Dreams"!


62 Std beetle.
65 11 wnd Split "The Cross".
6? coming very soon!!!!

Sides Veteran Volks Folk

2,220 posts · joined May 2007 ·

#903675
I know... we could all spend a day posting up ideas without hearing "the answer" !!!

Almost like that old joke "How do you keep an idiot in suspense...."

🤖
VWDCQ vice pres & web dude - vwdcqinc.org.au
Join a car club - get car peeps

My toys
'70 Hillclimb Bug 'Jezebel' w/- Haltech EFI - http://bit.ly/VwTNtQ
'60 KG Coupe - resto kinda started
01 New Beetle - gf's car, but I turn the spanners

HappyDaze Superannuated

2,887 posts · joined Jun 2009 ·

#903680
Sides wrote:"How do you keep an idiot in suspense...."

🤖
That's easy.
I'd rather wear a Beetle out by racing it than by polishing it!

bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6

6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#903681
No one has said 'nothing' yet...

maybe thats what the trick is 👍!
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!

vwsteve karmann crazy

2,087 posts · joined Jul 2006 ·

#903694
hes still undergoing an operation
1 1963 356b porsche coupe
2 1960 karmann ghia cab
1 1965 karmann ghia cab
1 1966 karmann cab
1 1961 split ute
1 1967 split p/van
1 1952 standard bug
1 1963 ragtop
1 1960 ragtop
2 1954 ovals
1 1956 oval baja project
1 1957 oval flying flea

matberry Moderator Go hard or go home

8,114 posts · joined Mar 2006 ·

#903816
Well....wtf happened?
Matt Berry Motorsports...air cooled advice, repairs and mods Ph 0408 704 662
OFF-ROAD,CIRCUIT,DRAG,STREET,ENDURANCE

VDU.88A Officially Full-On Dubber

306 posts · joined Jun 2003 ·

#903817
Floor pan rolled down the drive way ?

68BUS Wolfsburg Wizard

485 posts · joined Jul 2011 ·

#903845
Your wife realised you were using her good bath towel to mop up oil and offered the beetle for free pickup on Gumtree.
Consequently a man named Joe turned up to pick up the beetle in his Nissan micra dispite your wife saying 'Trailer or Ute required'??
1966 Aussie 11 Window

h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#903850
helbus wrote:You could be told by the missus that all Beetle stuff has to go, and a Nissan Micra is being delivered on Monday.
so you bringing the micra to Valla then?? 😂
fractal geometry; the inner most limits of mind altering abuse

Fantasy http://seventhchronicle.com

Z = Z2 + C1/r = 1/0 = infinity

Barrels www.barrelman.com.au

VW Workshop - aircooledgarage.com.au
allcooled.com.au

modulus Veteran Volks Folk

2,009 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#903873
Rotten cord holding up pushbike gives way to unnecessary bling on bike such as sidestand; rear wheel of bike lands on roof of Beetle creasing it badly while pedal goes through back window; extra localised weight on garage roof batten causes roof to collapse in; Beetle body falls down and forward onto pan, splitting the red plastic fuel container; petrol sprays everywhere, with fumes ignited by recharging-battery/other-sloppy-wiring; the initial explosion weakens the central support bringing the roller door crashing down onto the nose of the beetle, while at the same time upsetting the open container of waste oil, which, together with the poly mattress, provides excellent fuel for a jolly conflagration. By now the "radial powerguard" tyres are well and truly alight as the intense heat buckles the remaing frame of the door opening, freeing the pan to roll slowly, but with gathering impetus, down the mildly inclined driveway toward the freeway. On passing the weatherboard house with canvas awnings, the flaming pan with its fiery load of burning rubber and petrol bath sets the house on fire, before proceeding at a gathering pace toward the freeway.... At about this point, the intense heat im the shell of the garage has caused the far wall to collapse, bringing the tins of paint, solvent, bucket of general-purpose grease and the gas bottle on the upper shelf into play; the subsequent secondary explosion breaks all of the neighbours' windows. By this time, the huge toxic smoke cloud billowing from the wreck, a combination of gasoline, mattress, rubber, GTX, grease, paint, solvents and LPG fumes causes call-outs for the fire brigade, police and SES. Regrettably, before any of these services arrive, a Nissan Micra pulls to a stop at the driveway entrance just at the exact moment that the the fiery pan arrives at the bottom of the drive at terminal velocity.....

hth
Peter Hill
1975 Type 2 Double Cab
modulus.com.au

beetleboyjeff Custom Title Time!

1,790 posts · joined Feb 2009 ·

#903874
Sounds very plausable - I was about to suggest the exact same thing. 😁
From your ole' mate Jeff

68BUS Wolfsburg Wizard

485 posts · joined Jul 2011 ·

#903875
Modulus,

I knew it was you!!!!

Your the script writer for the Mission Impossible series arn't you???
1966 Aussie 11 Window

Sides Veteran Volks Folk

2,220 posts · joined May 2007 ·

#903893
68BUS wrote:Your the script writer for the Mission Impossible series arn't you???
Heh heh - either that or he used to work behind the scenes on MacGyver !!!

😉
VWDCQ vice pres & web dude - vwdcqinc.org.au
Join a car club - get car peeps

My toys
'70 Hillclimb Bug 'Jezebel' w/- Haltech EFI - http://bit.ly/VwTNtQ
'60 KG Coupe - resto kinda started
01 New Beetle - gf's car, but I turn the spanners

Sides Veteran Volks Folk

2,220 posts · joined May 2007 ·

#903894
Strangely, I now have the chant "Mon..ster... Mon..ster Gar..age..." running through my head...
VWDCQ vice pres & web dude - vwdcqinc.org.au
Join a car club - get car peeps

My toys
'70 Hillclimb Bug 'Jezebel' w/- Haltech EFI - http://bit.ly/VwTNtQ
'60 KG Coupe - resto kinda started
01 New Beetle - gf's car, but I turn the spanners

tar76 Custom Title Time!

1,622 posts · joined Dec 2009 ·

#903907
modulus wrote:Rotten cord holding up pushbike gives way to unnecessary bling on bike such as sidestand; rear wheel of bike lands on roof of Beetle creasing it badly while pedal goes through back window; extra localised weight on garage roof batten causes roof to collapse in; Beetle body falls down and forward onto pan, splitting the red plastic fuel container; petrol sprays everywhere, with fumes ignited by recharging-battery/other-sloppy-wiring; the initial explosion weakens the central support bringing the roller door crashing down onto the nose of the beetle, while at the same time upsetting the open container of waste oil, which, together with the poly mattress, provides excellent fuel for a jolly conflagration. By now the "radial powerguard" tyres are well and truly alight as the intense heat buckles the remaing frame of the door opening, freeing the pan to roll slowly, but with gathering impetus, down the mildly inclined driveway toward the freeway. On passing the weatherboard house with canvas awnings, the flaming pan with its fiery load of burning rubber and petrol bath sets the house on fire, before proceeding at a gathering pace toward the freeway.... At about this point, the intense heat im the shell of the garage has caused the far wall to collapse, bringing the tins of paint, solvent, bucket of general-purpose grease and the gas bottle on the upper shelf into play; the subsequent secondary explosion breaks all of the neighbours' windows. By this time, the huge toxic smoke cloud billowing from the wreck, a combination of gasoline, mattress, rubber, GTX, grease, paint, solvents and LPG fumes causes call-outs for the fire brigade, police and SES. Regrettably, before any of these services arrive, a Nissan Micra pulls to a stop at the driveway entrance just at the exact moment that the the fiery pan arrives at the bottom of the drive at terminal velocity.....

hth
Thats some CSI shit right there!! 👍
"Obey your Dreams"!


62 Std beetle.
65 11 wnd Split "The Cross".
6? coming very soon!!!!

DubLeg Officially Full-On Dubber

208 posts · joined Jun 2011 ·

#903956
Whats the worst that could happen?:
The roof could collapse causing the body and a few bikes to collide with my chassis, bending the engine's delicate parts and chassis, all the glass could crack and I'd be stuck with a huge pile of mess and not be able to shut the roller door…

But it didn't and I achieved my custom lift kit.


For the record, I have two bikes currently, a 1971 Healing, single speed, and a 2007 SantaCruz superlight with no bling appart from what will help me dominate single track
VollyWaffle

DubLeg Officially Full-On Dubber

208 posts · joined Jun 2011 ·

#903957


VollyWaffle

h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#903960
oh well that's so no fun
fun for you soon tho 🙂
fractal geometry; the inner most limits of mind altering abuse

Fantasy http://seventhchronicle.com

Z = Z2 + C1/r = 1/0 = infinity

Barrels www.barrelman.com.au

VW Workshop - aircooledgarage.com.au
allcooled.com.au

buzzbug Praise the lowered

1,992 posts · joined Mar 2003 ·

#905753
came expeting carnage.......................left wanting a Baja.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs