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posted on March 10th, 2004 at 11:35 AM
New BMW accesories, good for VWs too
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant obviously
knows nothing about golf, greeting him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of the identity of the golfing pro.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant.Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As
he does so, two tees falls out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," saysTiger.
"Feckin Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!"
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
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posted on March 10th, 2004 at 05:28 PM
The old ones are the best ones , funny though!
Danny:thumb
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