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posted on August 30th, 2004 at 08:36 PM
Pearly Gates
just sent this in an e-mail
Two Women at the Pearly Gates
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing
stories on
how they died.
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to
get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
closet and
checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere,
and fin! ally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a
heart
attack and died!
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both
still be
alive.
posted on August 30th, 2004 at 09:59 PM
