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 amazeer
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| posted on August 25th, 2006 at 09:09 AM |
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SMH news
http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/man-tells-security-penis-pump-is-bomb/2006/0...
Because you would rather your mum thinks you are a well hung terrorist.
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pete wood
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| posted on August 25th, 2006 at 09:14 AM |
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jeez, poor guy, trying to save his dignity. still he could have said it was part of his electric shaver...
"it's not my bag baby!" 
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Starbug
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| posted on August 25th, 2006 at 05:20 PM |
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silly silly man... his mums going to give him shit about it for the rest of his life after he gets out of jail :P
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
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| posted on August 25th, 2006 at 07:47 PM |
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why not just say...
'pressie for the gf...part of a sex aid'
his mum prolly already knows he has a little penis....(who changed his nappy as a kid?? unless things change...dramactically....he's prolly got same
proportions...small is small!)
dubless. 
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| posted on August 26th, 2006 at 06:06 AM |
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Facing three years in prison for having a small dick.
Life truly is a bitch..... :P:P:P
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.
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| posted on August 26th, 2006 at 06:08 AM |
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Definately said the wrong thing!
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Spook
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| posted on August 26th, 2006 at 06:49 AM |
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Plus the fact the WHOLE F#CKING WORLD now knows he has a small dick........ 
His mum was the least of his problems.
[ Edited on 25-8-2006 by Spook ]
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| posted on August 26th, 2006 at 07:32 PM |
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I'm sure his penis will get seen to when he goes to prison! :duh
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| posted on August 26th, 2006 at 09:01 PM |
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He won't end up in jail.
A stupid thing to do without doubt, but I think the whole world knowing ( or at least suspecting ) you have a pitiful pecker is punishment enough.
Mind, I don't think there'll be a dry eye in the courthouse.
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| posted on August 27th, 2006 at 12:03 AM |
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Well said Pete.
Could you be any more stupid that to pack something like that. HAHAHAHA :party
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| posted on August 27th, 2006 at 01:36 AM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by MISS_VDUB
I'm sure his penis will get seen to when he goes to prison! :duh
Ash x
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More likely his Butt..
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
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| posted on August 27th, 2006 at 01:40 AM |
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"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
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