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posted on January 21st, 2008 at 06:22 PM
School 1960's vs 2007
Thought I'd share this with you all...
1960's school vs 2007
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
mates.
2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark.
Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged
with assault, AVOs are taken out and both are suspended even though
Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings
conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.
Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.
1960 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good
paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death.
Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because
Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives
him a whipping with his belt.
1960 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to
college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to
foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that
she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's
mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.
Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school .
1960 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking
area.
2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for dr ug
possession. His car is searched for dr ugs and wea pons.
Scenario: Vinh fails high school English.
1960 - Vinh goes to Remedial English, passes and goes to college.
2007 - Vinh's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper
articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement
for graduation is ra cist. Civil Liberties Association files class
action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher.
English is banned from core curriculum. Vinh is given his Y10 anyway but
ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model
plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.
1960 - Ants die.
2007 - Security and ASIO are called and Johnny is charged with domestic
terr orism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the
home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch
list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher,
Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.
1960 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sex ual predator and loses her job.
She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of
therapy. Becomes gay.
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posted on January 21st, 2008 at 07:31 PM
How the hell did you get hold of my diary?
We are breeding a bunch of kids that have never been told that "This is a piece of crap. Do it again, as I asked or you will fail" No pain No gain.
Soft cock parents suing teachers because they had the gall to tell little Johnny hes a hopeless arse clown and will be working at Mcdonalds until he
retires if he doesn't change his attitude.
Change the Ritalin script to a cup of concrete so they can harden the f*&^- up.
oh My2c
