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donn
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posted on November 23rd, 2011 at 11:47 AM |
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a bit more wisdom
A GLASS OF WINE
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't
and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) – bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health .
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm sending it to you as a public service!
I dream of a day when a chicken can cross a road without being asked for it's motive!
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h
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posted on November 23rd, 2011 at 11:52 AM |
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so he may have turned poop into health then.. allegedly
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68AutoBug
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posted on November 23rd, 2011 at 03:17 PM |
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YIKES DON
I just drank a bottle of Ben Franklins water... lol
I think I had better lay down... 
LEE
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beetleboyjeff
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posted on November 23rd, 2011 at 03:25 PM |
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Ah, who gives a shit. :-)
From your ole' mate Jeff
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donn
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posted on November 23rd, 2011 at 04:30 PM |
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Not very nice Jeff, I'm trying to help people here.
I dream of a day when a chicken can cross a road without being asked for it's motive!
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HappyDaze
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posted on November 23rd, 2011 at 04:32 PM |
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Thank goodness for that.........all these years I've been on a healthy diet. It's called a 'Happy Daze'.
Nice work, donn.
I'd rather wear a Beetle out by racing it than by polishing it!
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