Oasis wrote:I reckon every band needs 3 bass players
😎😎😎, a couple of tubas :P:P, recorder :o,
piano Accordion😠, , Banjo:puke, and bassoon
:alien.
You know the definition of perfect pitch?...... Throwing a banjo into the toilet without hitting the sides...😀😀😀:
Or.... What do you call 300 Banjos at the bottom of Sydney Harbour?
A good start.
Talking of Tubas, have you heard Deeds not words by Max Roach? Subbed a tuba for double... Its way cool.
Steve. Classic 85 Mk2 2dr GTI 8v Optioned sunroof and 15"BBS RS alloys. Koni yellow and H&R, Balanced bottom end, flowed top end, Neuspeed 268 cam.
A good old fashioned bus/coach driver. get cruisy job of taking groups to places like dream world,australia zoo and byron bay for a weekend of fun in the sun and being payed for it. Mind you have to do school runs with over 50 screaming kids and late nights taking druken uni students home. but hey it pays the bills
for a hands free Baby bottle holder check out
http://www.babygear4u.comI got the job
😀
start on monday.....
i'm gonna be building/installing (and hopefully testing) these:
http://www.playtec.com.au/frames_indoor.shtml
kai:bounce
well done kai. thats great news good luck with it.
(keeps fingers crossed for ya)
danielle
1968 pearl white beetle:kiss
1600 engine😉
soon to be supercharged 🤘🤘
1970 and 72 Squarebacks 70 soon to be rotor powered
Kai.A. wrote:Ii'm gonna be building/installing (and hopefully testing)
Whoa - COOL!!!
giant Lego!!!
Can i help test a few :bounce
Congrats!!
Futue te ipsum!!!
Cool!! Congrats.:beer
I'm not allowed to play on those, my wife reckons I'm too big and too rough with other kids!
Winter is here.........Footy is here........now where is my beer.........
thanks guys :thumb
i'll hopefully be able to test them before any kids go near them 😀
kai
Does the band need a flautist. Daughter is a Grade 6 AMEB. She did 1 year World Music and 1 year Jazz at the Conservatorium while at high school.
How do you get 2 piccolos players to play in tune together?
Shoot one!
😀
If you can't laugh at yourself you can't laugh at anyone else! Because life is to short not to LAUGH
Midlife crisis wrote:Does the band need a flautist. Daughter is a Grade 6 AMEB. She did 1 year World Music and 1 year Jazz at the Conservatorium while at high school.
How do you get 2 piccolos players to play in tune together?
Shoot one!
😀
Well I usually have a rather big aversity to flutes (coz I used to play it) but some jazz flute can sound pretty cool, and if shes done it at uni! not bad, not bad....
Its up for other "band members" to debate
😉I reckon we could do this band digitally, what do you reckon?
Good on you Kai you bloody legend. here comes the turbo...
as for the digital band, we could be called the MP3s. Flute should be just fine. Wont be able to hear it over the bagpipes, banjo and 3 bass players. Whoever counts us in better have BROADBAND or we'll have serious delay problems. I know a drummer who's way ahead of his time. Someone asked me at a gig the other day how often we play together. I said "about every second bar".
[Edited on 25-2-2004 by Oasis]
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
cheers.:thumb
he he he.... i've probably got 10 years wages spent already.....in my mind....
kai
Kai.A. wrote:cheers.:thumb
he he he.... i've probably got 10 years wages spent already.....in my mind....
kai
It'll take 10 years to build now that you're working (what a curse). Should match up perfectly...
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
hhmmm....good point....
funny how things work out innit.
kai
That's great news Kai :thumb
Ok by qualification and for most of my working life I was a high school Drama and English Teacher but I took long service leave about three years ago and haven't been back..... I have done a few things in between, own my own car detailing business, relaxed, was promo manager of a night club, relaxed writer for a magazine, relaxed and now I am Managing a Great Outdoors Camping Store and I love it and I still manage to relax ( something I never really did when I was teaching)
What have a singer and a drunk returning home late at night got in common?
Neither can find the Key, or find where to come in.
How do you stop a guitarist from playing?
Put sheet music in front of them.
How can you tell if the stage is level?
Drool comes out both sides of the drummers mouth!
Haha...
[Edited on 27-2-2004 by SteveMk2]
[Edited on 27-2-2004 by SteveMk2]
Steve. Classic 85 Mk2 2dr GTI 8v Optioned sunroof and 15"BBS RS alloys. Koni yellow and H&R, Balanced bottom end, flowed top end, Neuspeed 268 cam.
i am an appliance repairer here in ballarat, repair such things as fridges, freezers, washing machines, dryers stoves etc. if you want them done, i am your man. I had some work done by surfkombi, what a job done well, he live 1.5 hours away and came done to do the work no worries, Highly recommended.
:beer:beer:beer:beer:beer:beer:beer
DRINK UP AND BE JOLLY
SteveMk2 wrote:What have a singer and a drunk returning home late at night got in common?
Neither can find the Key, or find where to come in.
How do you stop a guitarist from playing?
Put sheet music in front of them.
How can you tell if the stage is level?
Drool comes out both sides of the drummers mouth!
Haha...
[Edited on 27-2-2004 by SteveMk2]
[Edited on 27-2-2004 by SteveMk2]
You know the latest crime in NY?
Drive by trombone solos.
Do you know the difference between a 'cello and a double bass?
A double bass burns for longer.
Do you know the difference between a Clarinet and a lawn mower?
Vibrato.
Do you know the difference between a seamstress and a clarinet player?
A seamstress tucks up frills...
What do you call two fretless bass players playing in unison?
A semitone.
So many drummers, so little time.
What do you throw a drowning guitarist?
His amplifier.
[Edited on 28-2-2004 by Oasis]
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
What did the singer say to the guitarist?
"Have you heard the one about the bass player and the drummer?"
just finished my first day in the new job. it went really well, i didn't turn up late or burn/break/smash/lose anything, and on a whole it was pretty good fun too 😀
kai😎
Oasis wrote:Do you know the difference between a 'cello and a double bass?
A double bass burns for longer.
BLASPHEMY!!!! :vader
:P
Kai.A. good luck at the new job.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN DAKED
don't worry it's a VW thing
what... you burned NOTHING!?!
:alien
let sleeping dubs lie
Well , I've been a painter for almost 20 years and for some strange reason I'm still not sick of it yet. But I do quite a variety of tasks not normally done by regular house painters. One week I might be stripping back the 50 year old lead paint from an old queenslander, then I might be resurfacing an old bathtub, or sanding and polishing floorboards. Rope and harness work up on high roofs are always fun. Respraying trailer and truck bodies put me in good stead to perfect my automotive spraying skills. 2 packs&metallics no worries ,ready to try some candy's and pearls. 2-day respray jobs in dusty backyard sheds a specialty. Also dabble in freelance gynacology(HA HA) But if I had a choice I'd learn how to make an awesome coffee on a decent espresso machine (7 year apprenticeship in Italy) and I'd restore Volkswagens for the rest of my life!!!!:jesus
i work under ground at mt isa 15 years as a miner ,handheld then in to electric hydrolic mining units. the last 5 years as a mucker , some one who digs up the broken ore and puts it into a crusher .good job no flys no sun
Im a chef, cooked in pubs for first 13 years and now for the past 6 years I run a aged care facility kitchen (nursing home) and have studyied nutrition . I Cook for 30 residents, breakfast , lunch and tea and 12 "meals on wheels "clients and 25 day care clients, this is very repetitive, sloppy, unattractive cuisine but its stress free, good money, good hours, (home at the latest 6pm) and secure. However it is time to have a total career change and Im now studying conservation and lands management. With work, study, girl guides leading, 3 kids and 3 vws i dont get time for much else.
Ree
Music - My son is a lead guitarist, plays mainly punk and has a little vw sticker on his guitar 😀
Well I started out studing a variation of an engineering degree (called "Technology"), and finished a BSc in Geology.
Then spent 2 years working in an outdoor store (hiking and climbing gear shop 😀 ) before wandering around the globe for a couple of years, had to supplement this by working in a bike shop in London. The bike shop was fun, but London not my scene.
Came back home (NZ) and studied electronics and a technical institute (much more practical than the Uni's I'd been to) and now I assemble equipment/ sort parts orders/ arrange shipping and put out the trash 😀 for a small Satellite Comms firm.
Keeps me outta trouble and leaves most of my weekends free.
Jeremy
......random gibberish for today.......
Mate.. What do you know about the Type 2 double barn doors that the RAAF bought in the 60's? They were apparently used for spotting, recovery and gear loads.. If poss, woould you know if there is an archive that might have this info.. Would love to get a picture series if available
