Craig Torrens 6 times Australian, 7 times State Hillclimb Class Champion
8,040 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·
got to love this show.................................go the dorks !
JOE AVERAGE......who has been watching?
Dannyboy half man , half horse
2,306 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·
can't believe your telling everyone you watch it , you freak of nature!🙂
Dan🙂
Dan🙂
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The Lower Class
The Lower Class
Craig Torrens 6 times Australian, 7 times State Hillclimb Class Champion
8,040 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·
you have to watch trash sometimes:thumb
I love watching Dorks "open up" and discuss their "feelings".
Bring on the so called studs !
I love watching Dorks "open up" and discuss their "feelings".
Bring on the so called studs !
Da Wiz Officially Full-On Dubber
330 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·
aaaaahahaha i didn't think ppl could be so up themselves until the cock-jock boys rocked up... zee-tornadoes are comin to zink zer ship AHAHAHA we are strunger and have zee muscles, vwee will win ... dicks !
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twoguns simply aircooled
4,275 posts · joined Nov 2002 ·
the AGs you mean...
Simply Cruzin'...
HotRodMatt If it\'s old or rare - cut it!
3,616 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·
you forgot the second last words.... shouldn't that readaaaaahahaha i didn't think ppl could be so up themselves until the cock-jock boys rocked up... zee-tornadoes are comin to zink zer ship AHAHAHA we are strunger and have zee muscles, vwee will win ... dicks !
"zee muscles, vwee will win ... pin dicks"?
0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·
Yaaawwwnnn....... girl, geeks, jocks.... same old same old. Now for a really impressive show they should have thrown a few trannies in,,, then had a spin off, 'who wants to be converted' type show... there could have been more than one match I am sure,,, dose muskles,, they had bigger breasts than the lady!
Daniel Seriously Crusin Dubber
191 posts · joined Oct 2003 ·
According a very reputable publication (some woman's rag lying around the flat), it was all rigged so it ended up with a dork and a muscle head at the end, just for ratings.
It hasn't come out over here yet, but judging by the quality of our programming, I won't have to wait long to see it!
It hasn't come out over here yet, but judging by the quality of our programming, I won't have to wait long to see it!
HotRodMatt If it\'s old or rare - cut it!
3,616 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·
There was one made in the UK where the "girl" wasn't a girl at all! Apparently at the end of the series when it was revealled they had been competing for the affections of a transexual - after being filmed kissing caressing etc the contestants pulled a class action suit and won an injucion to stop it from being aired.Yaaawwwnnn....... girl, geeks, jocks.... same old same old. Now for a really impressive show they should have thrown a few trannies in,,, then had a spin off, 'who wants to be converted' type show... there could have been more than one match I am sure,,, dose muskles,, they had bigger breasts than the lady!
Cruzin in a Golf Wolfsburg Wizard
406 posts · joined Oct 2003 ·
Hmmm what i dont get in joe average is how they define what average is. And the problem with these tv shows is the relationship never lasts because they are pushed into the situation, might get a cute girl or guy in the process, maybe a few good nites but then its over, i call that pointless.
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Cruzin in a Golf Wolfsburg Wizard
406 posts · joined Oct 2003 ·
ha ha ha :bounce how much have you had to drink frenzix?
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splittychick SplittyDelicious
1,240 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·
That David Daskall guy had me in stiches last night.When he was trying to swim for the first time in his life jacket & goggles & then got disqualified anyway for safety reasons coz he'd never riden a bike before!!!!LMAO!:thumb
0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·
HotRodMatt wrote:There was one made in the UK where the "girl" wasn't a girl at all! Apparently at the end of the series when it was revealled they had been competing for the affections of a transexual - after being filmed kissing caressing etc the contestants pulled a class action suit and won an injucion to stop it from being aired.
ahahahahahahahaha serves em right, there's gotta be some moral limits left in this world....
I felt sorry for the geeks (you can imagine the dorks creating the show,,,valley gurl voice-: 'eww look that guy has tattos and sculpted facial hair, thats like so weird huh,, whats with thattt?? Oh my gawdd he is so-oo grunge, thats so-oo nineties,, hey pass me my essence of lawn clippings shake, i feel so unclean just looking at them'), the geeks just ended up jock fodder once again. Kinda sad really just leave the geeks be... I for one don't think over inflated muscles are attractive, it usually is an indication of over inflated ego's. There is more to life than working out at the gym......:P (like beer and tv!)....😀
0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·
sheesh frenzix, don't be so down on urself.... Vocationally challenged please....:P
LittleMissHerbina Seriously Crusin Dubber
184 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·
did you see the guys reaction when they went on the parasailing date and then she gave him a very small kiss. He was so over the moon!!!
I was embarrassed just watching it actually.
I thought the fat guy was going to pass out when he was cooking the meal for her.
Funny stuff!!!
I was embarrassed just watching it actually.
I thought the fat guy was going to pass out when he was cooking the meal for her.
Funny stuff!!!
retro story teller
42 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·
Something like what happens here Aussie Vee Dubbers:thumbCraig Torrens wrote:you have to watch trash sometimes:thumb
I love watching Dorks "open up" and discuss their "feelings".
Bring on the so called studs !
0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·
least there are not a load of biased jocks on production/editing crew!
I have unearthed a small portion of the edited script in parasailing scene:
Parageek: yeah i used to have a drug problem back in...umm
(pauses as he has flashback to acid days, and gets sidetracked by string of dancing carebears....)
oh yeah umm back in 94 I think...
Parabarbie: oh really, fur sure, I just had cosmetic surgery addiction and bulemia... oh and a strange compuslion to eat cottonballs straight from the pack,, doc siad it was caus i had sugar cravings, but i had morbid fear of calories, so it was the closest i could get to marshamallows....
Parageek: heh heh heh, and i thought I was fucked up
Parabarbie: ur so-oo funnie
later the two sit down for a seaside smoothie
Parageek: can i kiss you
Parabarbie: fur sure
parageek leans over, and realises there is a mob of 20 film crew snikkering in back ground...he moves in for kill....then notices the strong odour of garlic,, and a strange bump on upper jaw of girl....as he kisses he notices her teeth make a distinct shift to left...he withdraws in panic, not quite knowing what to say as he realises she has dentures.....
sheesh people stop ant take time to look a little further into the shows you are watching,, all is not as it seems.......................just careful editing and lotsa makup........
I have unearthed a small portion of the edited script in parasailing scene:
Parageek: yeah i used to have a drug problem back in...umm
(pauses as he has flashback to acid days, and gets sidetracked by string of dancing carebears....)
oh yeah umm back in 94 I think...
Parabarbie: oh really, fur sure, I just had cosmetic surgery addiction and bulemia... oh and a strange compuslion to eat cottonballs straight from the pack,, doc siad it was caus i had sugar cravings, but i had morbid fear of calories, so it was the closest i could get to marshamallows....
Parageek: heh heh heh, and i thought I was fucked up
Parabarbie: ur so-oo funnie
later the two sit down for a seaside smoothie
Parageek: can i kiss you
Parabarbie: fur sure
parageek leans over, and realises there is a mob of 20 film crew snikkering in back ground...he moves in for kill....then notices the strong odour of garlic,, and a strange bump on upper jaw of girl....as he kisses he notices her teeth make a distinct shift to left...he withdraws in panic, not quite knowing what to say as he realises she has dentures.....
sheesh people stop ant take time to look a little further into the shows you are watching,, all is not as it seems.......................just careful editing and lotsa makup........
Cruzin in a Golf Wolfsburg Wizard
406 posts · joined Oct 2003 ·
Thats a little harsh dont you think?retro wrote:Something like what happens here Aussie Vee Dubbers:thumbCraig Torrens wrote:you have to watch trash sometimes:thumb
I love watching Dorks "open up" and discuss their "feelings".
Bring on the so called studs !
<hr>"I choose to Cruze VW Golf Mk1 Style!!!"