Damn, just split up with my girlfriend, (she loved beetles, what a loss :cry) and to make things worse ive got nothing to calm my nerves.. it was over something stupid and it tears my ass apart
<b>Fall to your knees.'Tis his highness, the Hero of Time. King Thorgin/The Great Knight.<b>
Craig Torrens6 times Australian, 7 times State Hillclimb Class Champion
3 or 4 cartons.......man u have been drinking more since u left if u can handle that :P .....don worry man when u come down on thursday we will go out in the baja and find some nice young girls to fill the backseat (nothing suss guys):bounce .......hell u might even get laid......its all in the power of the Volksie😉
62/60 model bug eye baja bug, (Full Build in Progress)
1974 Chevrolet Luv
1970 MK2 Ford Cortina GT
1979 Yamaha RX125 Two Stroke tracker project.
2004 Harley Davidson Sportster XL Custom
Oh, you want to drink the beer! Right! I thought you
needed to prop up Betsy with them so you could
install the Nitro' System!?!
I didn't see any Mad Max cutting blades or other
weaponry in the pic tho'. With a name like Betsy, she'll
need some stuff to keep the Monaro driver's from
kicking her arse. Keep that in mind boys!
P.S. 17 to 25 is all about testing your pecker under
different conditions. Don't let your head and/or heart
get involved till at least 25 guys. A cute Bug will attract
the girls probably, but a Kombi will give you all a much
better ride. Heavy petting in Bug's rates as S+M!
Who'd you abuse and why? I didn't think you had the balls for abuse?!?
(tho' I can picture you BEING abused with leather and stainless steel impliments). Sordid details please oh foolish one!
(if their boring, make some good one's up. Just like your new split ownership stories. You know - utter BS!).
Craig Torrens wrote:At 17, you should be rooting everything and anything............mate take a deep breath and start living life !!!
Your to good for her anyway.
I should be Dr Phil :thumb
[Edited on 4-5-2004 by Craig Torrens]
Good advice... do lots of :kiss and :P to this:sandrine for the next 10-15 years
I don't think that's very smart. A penis is a sensitive instrument. I would recommend staying within the same species. If you must ignore my advice, then at least avoid abrasive surfaces, and extremes of hot and cold. Your Kids will thank me later!
BTW - I think these 2 Sunshine coast smartarses just dreamt this thread up as a way of getting free piss! The bloke probably never even had a girlfriend,
and they cant get any beer at the drive through 'cause they both look like 12 year olds. I can see through your pathetic scheme!!!
Now, if you'd started new user names and pretended to be cute girls, you probably would have been pickled before sunset! Cases of beer shipped in from all over Australia.
vwombat wrote:Now, if you'd started new user names and pretended to be cute girls, you probably would have been pickled before sunset! Cases of beer shipped in from all over Australia.
Ahh so thats how it works.....
Hi my names Samantha and I'm wearing no panties,, I am really really sad because I just broke up with my girlfriend. She liked vee dubs too. u2u me and for a case of beer I will send you a piccie of us, and a free pair of panties!
hmmm this could work.. send crap piccie from google porn search, lifeline undies,,, get beer,, sell beer to homeless at profit,,, hmm could raise big engine money in nooo toime...
thanx guys, your depravity is feeding my creativity lol.
the picture of betsy? its anthirons 71superbeetle that HE named betsy, the chick is jett who i am thinking gets along rather well with anthiron but has a boyfriend, and im in the background, no real story but im going over to his house in a few days and i was telling him she should come do, i think hes pretty embarresed about the pic, sall good tho
<b>Fall to your knees.'Tis his highness, the Hero of Time. King Thorgin/The Great Knight.<b>
umm, not very likely, i catch a 12 hour train tomorrow for like a 6 week holiday (ive got no work while my wrist is broken) and i havent even thought about packing yet, its just a shell till i can work on it at anthirons house, will deffinately let you know if any improvements are made tho
<b>Fall to your knees.'Tis his highness, the Hero of Time. King Thorgin/The Great Knight.<b>
and VWwombat i look at least 15 i swear:P ....... also it wasnt me that named the superbug it was the previous owner!.......and yes ther beer is for drinking we have a couple of trolley jacks to install the nos ........im thinking 2 bottles will fit well upright behind the rear seat what do u reckon:P .......as for jettamine (BTW thats not her real name but it shall be used to protect the not so inncocent) yes....tis a shame about this dean fellow ahhh well.....hes living with her and her room mate as of tuesday so im almost certain they will have some argument that will leave her single and open😉 ........plus she thinks my baja is awesome so thats an upper.......VW's really do pull the chicks.....i dont think ill tint my windows just so that the bommadore and falcon drivers can see the ladies in the back seat:thumb ........and yes i prefer to stick to at least humanoid forms for sexual intercourse and abrasives are definatly out.......PS: what was the website that frenzix looked at? your crappy give me money site?
[Edited on 5-5-2004 by Anthiron]
62/60 model bug eye baja bug, (Full Build in Progress)
1974 Chevrolet Luv
1970 MK2 Ford Cortina GT
1979 Yamaha RX125 Two Stroke tracker project.
2004 Harley Davidson Sportster XL Custom
