A man boards an airplane. As he settles into his seat, he sees a beautiful
woman boarding the plane. She heads straight toward his seat. A wave of
nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat
beside his. He stammers, "Business trip or vacation?"
"Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she states calmly.
He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here's the most
gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting right next to him and she's going
to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he
asks, "What's your role?"
"Lecturer", she says. I use my experiences to debunk some of the popular
myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he says, swallowing hard. "What myths are those?"
"Well", she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are
the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who
is the most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
French men are the most virile lovers, when actually it is men of Greek
descent." Suddenly, the woman blurts out an apology.
"I'm sorry," she says, I shouldn't be discussing all this with you, I
don't
even know your name!"
"Tonto," the man says. "Tonto Papadopoulos."
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