Seems like a lot of ppl here on the forum know a little about everything But Did You Know...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Good Eh
Andy
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It's about time we had some of this type of information spread around the forum.
I'm thinking I wouldn't mind being a pig in the next life as well. But I would wanna live in Israel!
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stuff that, i'm bottlin my farts...
helterskelter400 wrote:stuff that, i'm bottlin my farts...
Yeah, forget NOS, go natural...
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
What would happen if you crossed a pig with a lion?
A creature that wouldn't have enough time in the day!!!:thumb
hmm a dolphin wouldnt be bad if it had the pigs good luck 😀😀😀
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thats some pretty good handy info,,,go the pig,and a pig really screws......
cheers
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VolksFolks wrote:A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
Geez, and i thought that was normal...
Well there you go I learn't somthing new today.
Did you know?...23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts
(gunna look at my work mates differently from now on...ours is always on the blink!! AND they never share their pics with me!!)
Did you know?...Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors
(so if you illegally dual.....you either bleed to death or get jailed?)
Did you know?...To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles
( lol.... :duh ' I swear on my testicles I didn't do it your honour!!'....So women didn't have to testify?)
Did you know?...In Texas, a recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Only in Texas....
(even weirder...'Just letting you know I'm coming to get you in around 23 hours!!...BE READY')
It's life facinating!! :rudolf
......30 minutes still a winner....:thumb
.....so guess this is where the 'Happy as a pig...' saying comes from.....Ok...I'm not slow..just blonde in a past life:thumb
[Edited on 13-8-2004 by jenz58]
VolksFolks wrote:...
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
...
Andy
Nah I don't believe that. I saw a doco on monkeys and stuff, and some of them do too. There's even lesbianism in some primates.
ok this day hasnt been a complete waste ive now learnt some thing thats probably only useful at trivia nights :blah:blah
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...barls.....:tree.....smile!!!:party
Well ..... the pig's 30 miunute orgasm could make for a good conversation starter!!! :blah :blah 😉 😉
ill be sure to mention it next time my gf is around :thumb:thumb
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
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Your a government advisor arn't you!
Rob...😎
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close i can bs with the best of them. im in the forces
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