last nite on my way to a concert in the city in my girlfriends car we stopped at the local servo for fuel while filling up this ricer pulls up with its 4" exhaust sounding like its breathing through it. i couldnt help myself and nether could my girlfriend as we both let out a snigger. he got all upset and got up me and asked me why i sniggered so i told him what i thought about the exhaust being too big for the car and he started to tell me that it would flog my gf's car( btw its an excel that she drives) and i just replied yeah it probably would as its not too hard.
did i do some thing wrong??
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Laughing at rice is a civic duty!
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http://www.laughatrice.comthanks mate i needed that but i cannot believe this guys reaction it was as if i told him that i was shagging his mother in the back of his car. ive seen bigger tires on a mini than on his rice burner
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forgive my idiocy, but what is a ricer?
pretty much all the guys and girls out there that have japanese cars that have tried to look faster than they are. heres a perivous thread about them.
http://www.aussieveedubbers.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=7617#pid59902“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
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Nothing makes a car go faster than 2 alloy rims, a badly fitting body kit (still in primer), stickers, a few neon lights, a new shifter knob and debadging.
No need to to that difficult mechanical stuff.
AAhhh, the wankers who pay out on me at school. one guy has a 92 skyline, another guy has a celica and they are shite. they put extractors on them and made them sound like lawnmowers. i laugh at them. Hah. just like that.
yes welcome to the fold its even better when they are beaten off the line by a bug. as i told on guy in the city "better take it back to the shop if it cannot beat a stock bug off the line" this was a lancer in the city
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I like lancers and subarus and mazdas, but i am sick of all the loser in brisbane who think that their 4 cyl. plastic toy cars are tanks. Fortitude valley on a friday night is full of asians with their shite boxes. we should organize a VW rally and kick their arses. HELL YEAH!!!
id be in if i was up there but sadly im in sydney. i loved living in newcastle earlier this year cause that seems to be the nsw capital of ricers and my 2L t4 powered bug may not look much but its got its kick as they all found out
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barls wrote:did i do some thing wrong??
lmfao!!!!
nah....as long as your face is still intact i reckon you did just fine!!!!!!
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Mines a 1962 1200, so he lacks grunt. But he has extractors!!!!!
yeah its still all there but he wasnt happy im lucky i dont go to that one often so ill be right.
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bertie_beetle wrote:Mines a 1962 1200, so he lacks grunt. But he has extractors!!!!!
yes i too know of the lack of power cause im driving a stock 72 sbug and its painful after driving a modified bug. but as i say to the ricers that i use to work with at least i own my car outright
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nuffin makes a car go faster than a mat black bonnet:duh
what about the fake hood clips and the huge coffee tin exhaust
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The Kombi'll do 0-100 in about 2.5 seconds (vertically - when dropped off a cliff).
Still, you just have to laugh at all the crapbox drivers who JUST CANT HANDLE IT when a 2L bay beats 'em at the lights. They cruise on up over the speed limit to get past me, and give me this look like "NOW I'VE PUT SOMETHING RIGHT".
You just have to laugh at people for whom something like that is important. The combination of big ego's and tiny genitalia sure do make some major problem's on the road though.
yeah you are right vwombat they cant handle it and its sooooo funny i had a ricer go past me doing 100km in a 60 zone in newie only to go straight past the cop car with a speed camera around the next corner. it made my day and he was staring evilly at me as i went past. god im evil some days
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a similar thing happened to me once when i owned a 1600 bus, packed with mates. We pulled up at lights on Parramatta rd, then on my left hoons in a hotted holden arrived....but they did not see the cops arrive on my right. So they leaned out and gave some disparaging remarks about the bus, so i revved the engine....so did they....i crept forward....so did they....i revved again, the lights went green they blew me away in a cloud of dust as i sedately drove off at the correct speed watching the blue lights flashing after them. We waved as the boys in blue were writing something out for them. 🙂
i plan to live forever.....so far so good.
very nice its good to get someone like that
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
i think you have sumed it up there in the right words
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I love playing with the ricer's. There was this guy who was pure ricer at work. had a lancer with full evo bodykitt, lots of weight in a big stereo, had a 3 inch exhaust (no etractors) and a pod filter (it was sucking warm air stright in formt the engine bay) yet he reackoned my little bug was a piece of S&*t. he wasn't laughing after blwoing him away one night right in fornt of everybody from work!!!!!!!! 😀
I have no sympathy for my car, only the wallet that pays for it!
Go hard or go home!!!!
its even better when they realise that some bugs are sleepers. i love that look when you blat past them at the lights or up a hill and they are struggling and your just cruising. i usually give them a little wave and smile then past
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whats up with the morons who think that a VK commodore, no matter how shit and old and rusty it is, will always beat my dad's new BA XR-6 falcon. Shit Bricks.
thats the attitude of some holden drivers( just for my own safety from rampaging mobs i am not bagging all holden drivers just the holden hoons that have no idea)
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my dads got a 69 mustang and he's ley me drive it a fair amount of times, any way its amazing the amount of excel sprints and so that think that can drag it off, i personally dont give them the time of day and drive normally in it, but seriously whats like 30hp of and excel sprint compared to the 350+ Hp of the mustang ?!?!?! why do they even bother. :duh
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Sounds like a case of 30 horsepower and a 30 IQ.
lol.
i even saw a guy at macca's the other day and the exhaust tip was seriously a milo can........how do i know this? because he left the lable on it !!!LMAO
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we did that to one of the guys at work he was not happy
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