XXX-1.8T Bishop of Volkswagenism
3,113 posts · joined Oct 2002 ·
:beer
Word!
:beer
~air fooled~ two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl
1,429 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·
hahahhahahhahaha, that is piss funny!!!😀😀😀😀
everything dies baby, thats a fact..
maybe everything that dies one day comes back..
put your make up on and your hair up pretty..
and meet me tonight in Atlantic city..
maybe everything that dies one day comes back..
put your make up on and your hair up pretty..
and meet me tonight in Atlantic city..
warb gimme some butter im on a roll.....
1,983 posts · joined May 2003 ·
Starbug rustbag
2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·
ROFLMFBO! Absolute classic!
its getting printed and circulated round my work for sure! hehehe
its getting printed and circulated round my work for sure! hehehe
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
BenettonVW Administrator AVD Forum Founder
3,125 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
Nice.. he he
THE LOWEST WITH THE MOSTEST BLING BLING WINS!!
vwombat Hey Ho - Lets GO!
1,218 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·
I find this to be most amusing. Naturally I do not condone stereotypes or generalizations. Therefore, I am feeling somewhat guilty at this pleasure.
OR
I find dis t' be most amusin'. Slap me some skin. Natural-like I do not
condone stereotypes o' generalizashuns. Ah be baaad... Therefo', I be feelin'
somewhat guilty at dis plaisure.
OR
I find dis t' be most amusin'. Slap me some skin. Natural-like I do not
condone stereotypes o' generalizashuns. Ah be baaad... Therefo', I be feelin'
somewhat guilty at dis plaisure.
Midlife crisis Nartispuddlejumper, Bureau of Toxicity
2,282 posts · joined May 2003 ·
very kool
If you can't laugh at yourself you can't laugh at anyone else! Because life is to short not to LAUGH
twoguns simply aircooled
4,275 posts · joined Nov 2002 ·
love it. True dat. so's funny. Word to yo' mama. damn propa' work an' makes
mah advert sound haips betta'.
4 sale be mah 1966 T-3-fuckin'-4 karmann ghia. dis be some sweet ride an' some
plaisure t' cruise in. True dat. although some volkswagen by heart, dis
'espense wuz hand assembled by karmann, an' wit' only 42,510 eva' made it be
rare yo' ass will pass anotha' on da alley. True dat. da Caddy be some deuce
do' sports sedan, wit' some 2 + 2 seatin' arrangement. da raih' seat also folds
waaay down t'enable some luggage space. dair be also some front an' raih' trunk
space, makin' dis Caddy badass 4 deuce sucka's travellin'. da Caddy wuz
designed wit' some jimmey feel, wit' low slung sports style seats, plenty o'
room 4 yo' ass an' yo' shotgun an' fat-ass windows all round, makin' 4 some
great croozin' 'espuh'ience. interior be all badass, wit' only some little-ass
taih' in da shotgun seat an' gauges be all complete an' workin'. front an'
raih' luggage carpets be badass an' complete. mechanical-like da Caddy has
front wheel discs wit' drum swin' axle raih'. it runs some
1-6-Dubba-0-T-fuckin'-P engine wit' some great gearbox, an' when relaised wuz
designed t' cruise at 160klm/h. da Caddy be original in every respect. da Caddy
still has 6v electrics, but t'assist startin' i have installed some second 12v
battery an' isolashun switch, an' da damn engine be still da original, which
seems t' have been rebuilt previous-like. i kin vouch 4 da rides reliability as
it be driven often an' be full rego'd. we recent-like dun did
some trip t' da damn annual vw spectaculah' in nambucca, an' da damn Caddy ran
some treat all weekend. body wise da damn Caddy be in average/badass condishun,
havin' had some kinda' repairs in da past, although dair be some kinda' rust in
bottom o' nose piece, an' dair be slight damage t' da damn front shotgun side
light frame, da overall condishun o' da damn Caddy be badass an' solid. all
chrome window surrounds be dair as be da damn bumpa's, bumpettes an'
lights/lenses. bumpa's have some kinda' agein' o' chrome, but again they be in
badass shape an' aisy t' make badass again. da paint be badass an' glossy. i
recent-like had fresh front an' raih' window rubba's fitted. t' top off da
'esternals, dis Caddy be fitted wit' some real damn rare set o' 'ronal' rims.
dese-he'ah rims be 15x5.5 an' wuz made in west germany. Ya' know? they wuz
some aftermarket opshun 4 volkswagen. they be in badass original condishun
(down low, could be polished if yo' ass desire) an' certain-like make dis
alraidy rare Caddy an' tiny-ass mo' special. overall dis Caddy be some
'escelent roll an' some great thinka' turna'. What a ripoff. dair be tiny-ass
shit dat need attenshun if yo' ass so's desire, o' yo' ass kin roll as be.
if yo' ass want puh'fect factory condishun, dis Caddy would make
some 'escelent resto'r, as she be complete an' workin', an' therefor yo' ass
would not need t' scour 4 bits. Woah, Nellie! da Caddy be bein' sold as i have
many projects, an' be some big-ass fan o' split screen kombi's, an' thought i
could have time 4 anotha'. dis be some genuine Caddy an' certain-like 4 anyone
who be serious about rare Caddys o' volkwagens, yo' ass would not be
disappointed.
[Edited on 1/9/2004 by twoguns]
mah advert sound haips betta'.
4 sale be mah 1966 T-3-fuckin'-4 karmann ghia. dis be some sweet ride an' some
plaisure t' cruise in. True dat. although some volkswagen by heart, dis
'espense wuz hand assembled by karmann, an' wit' only 42,510 eva' made it be
rare yo' ass will pass anotha' on da alley. True dat. da Caddy be some deuce
do' sports sedan, wit' some 2 + 2 seatin' arrangement. da raih' seat also folds
waaay down t'enable some luggage space. dair be also some front an' raih' trunk
space, makin' dis Caddy badass 4 deuce sucka's travellin'. da Caddy wuz
designed wit' some jimmey feel, wit' low slung sports style seats, plenty o'
room 4 yo' ass an' yo' shotgun an' fat-ass windows all round, makin' 4 some
great croozin' 'espuh'ience. interior be all badass, wit' only some little-ass
taih' in da shotgun seat an' gauges be all complete an' workin'. front an'
raih' luggage carpets be badass an' complete. mechanical-like da Caddy has
front wheel discs wit' drum swin' axle raih'. it runs some
1-6-Dubba-0-T-fuckin'-P engine wit' some great gearbox, an' when relaised wuz
designed t' cruise at 160klm/h. da Caddy be original in every respect. da Caddy
still has 6v electrics, but t'assist startin' i have installed some second 12v
battery an' isolashun switch, an' da damn engine be still da original, which
seems t' have been rebuilt previous-like. i kin vouch 4 da rides reliability as
it be driven often an' be full rego'd. we recent-like dun did
some trip t' da damn annual vw spectaculah' in nambucca, an' da damn Caddy ran
some treat all weekend. body wise da damn Caddy be in average/badass condishun,
havin' had some kinda' repairs in da past, although dair be some kinda' rust in
bottom o' nose piece, an' dair be slight damage t' da damn front shotgun side
light frame, da overall condishun o' da damn Caddy be badass an' solid. all
chrome window surrounds be dair as be da damn bumpa's, bumpettes an'
lights/lenses. bumpa's have some kinda' agein' o' chrome, but again they be in
badass shape an' aisy t' make badass again. da paint be badass an' glossy. i
recent-like had fresh front an' raih' window rubba's fitted. t' top off da
'esternals, dis Caddy be fitted wit' some real damn rare set o' 'ronal' rims.
dese-he'ah rims be 15x5.5 an' wuz made in west germany. Ya' know? they wuz
some aftermarket opshun 4 volkswagen. they be in badass original condishun
(down low, could be polished if yo' ass desire) an' certain-like make dis
alraidy rare Caddy an' tiny-ass mo' special. overall dis Caddy be some
'escelent roll an' some great thinka' turna'. What a ripoff. dair be tiny-ass
shit dat need attenshun if yo' ass so's desire, o' yo' ass kin roll as be.
if yo' ass want puh'fect factory condishun, dis Caddy would make
some 'escelent resto'r, as she be complete an' workin', an' therefor yo' ass
would not need t' scour 4 bits. Woah, Nellie! da Caddy be bein' sold as i have
many projects, an' be some big-ass fan o' split screen kombi's, an' thought i
could have time 4 anotha'. dis be some genuine Caddy an' certain-like 4 anyone
who be serious about rare Caddys o' volkwagens, yo' ass would not be
disappointed.
[Edited on 1/9/2004 by twoguns]
Simply Cruzin'...
dodge Fahrvergnugen
958 posts · joined Mar 2003 ·
Dat be da damn funniest shit i've seen 4 awhile 😉
Resto64 Jack of all, master of none
1,081 posts · joined Apr 2004 ·
fizzal my nizzle word up G!!!
HotRodMatt If it\'s old or rare - cut it!
3,616 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·
Word!
There's a young family in Harlem. The guy is watching TV suckign a few cans. The woman is in the kitchen. The baby is playing in front of the TV.
Baby stands up, removes dummy from mouth and says "mother".
Man jumps up! "Did you hear that Yolanda? The baby just said half a word!"
There's a young family in Harlem. The guy is watching TV suckign a few cans. The woman is in the kitchen. The baby is playing in front of the TV.
Baby stands up, removes dummy from mouth and says "mother".
Man jumps up! "Did you hear that Yolanda? The baby just said half a word!"