i think my annoying trendy neighbours (you know the kind, 4 or so 20-somethings who like to play crap music really loudly during the day) dont like the sound of my car when i come home from work at around midnight.
the reason i think this is because they will ALWAYS park outside my house... regardless of wether there are parking spots out the front of their house or not, and (heres the clincher) park their cars so that there is so much space between their cars and my neighbours car that they take up 3 parking spots, with just enough space so i cant fit mine in.
i dont know what this is supposed to prove, as i DO spend 10 minutes trying to reverse park in between both cars, and when i cant do that, drive up and around the street again till i can find a park.... so really im making more noise....
perhaps they are just thick and stupid... or maybe they just like the sound of my car :P
this was supposed to be a gripe, but i think i ended up taking the piss in the end...
still... GRRRRRRRR to inconsiderate parkers!! (and that goes doubly for ditzy ladies in merc softops that take up 2 spaces in crowded shopping centre carparks... )
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this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
Inconsiderate parkers - one of my pet hates. SO annoying :cussing
me too starbuggy
our case here is the invasion of wog chariots (powered by two horses). theyre low, they have flashy wheels, and they have neons... thats it! they think thats a sports car! half of the cars on this forum including mine can destroy those suckers in a drag. they always park in such a manner that even my beetle cant fit into normal sized parkin spaces.
it pisses me off no end. one day i just ended up telling one wog off about it. he fully sicked his boys onto me... i didnt tell him i was a blackbelt hehehe... he parks normally now.
daniel - i swear it was self defence
write them a note stating if they dont like hearing your car go up and down the street all night looking for a spot,would they mind leaving you enough room to park without a load of noise,(diplomatic way) if not up and down, up and down(youve pissed me off way):thumb
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then i should make friends with a tow truck driver and get them to come visit me every so often so i can mess with the neighbours heads.... muuuuaaaahahahahaaaaaa!
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
Kroozin_Kikko wrote:me too starbuggy
our case here is the invasion of wog chariots (powered by two horses). theyre low, they have flashy wheels, and they have neons... thats it! they think thats a sports car! half of the cars on this forum including mine can destroy those suckers in a drag. they always park in such a manner that even my beetle cant fit into normal sized parkin spaces.
it pisses me off no end. one day i just ended up telling one wog off about it. he fully sicked his boys onto me... i didnt tell him i was a blackbelt hehehe... he parks normally now.
daniel - i swear it was self defence
seriously man i think u got ur terms mixed up
What ur describing are westies driving riced up cars trying to be cool
If the cars a european car thats been riced its called rissotto
And a wog chariot is a V8 from the 60's,70's, or 80's
for more information check out www.laughatrice.com
😎get a baja and park on their front lawn or in their garden. They'll change pretty quickly...:thumb
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."
a wog chariot used to be a big ol Valiant😀
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exactly!!!:thumb
Nothin wrong with wogs, im 1/16 wog myself.😉:thumb😉😀
oh the shame:blah:blah:blah
[Edited on 27-10-2004 by Paddo]
Oh and I sooo agree starbuggy on the merc thing, if there is eva a car parked across two parks at a carpark it is almost always a merc.
I always thought it was just their give a crap attitude, but maybe just maybe it is a chemical imbalance to the brain that all merc drivers suffer from, poor bastards😉
when i lived on the sunshine coast i use to love playing the game WHO CARES ABOUT THIER CAR MORE.
when driving along happily some wanker in a BM or merc would just start to merg without indicating or looking for that fact and expect me to move.
They all use to get a rude shock when me in my HQ Kinga would hold my ground and make them come to a screaming hault, as i politley waved as i went by.
Also in car parks if they park as close to the line as possible, park you passenger side as close to their drivers door as you can so that they have no way of getting in through it.
if you have a mate get them to park on the opposite side to them blocking off the passenger side making it uterly impossible to get in their car.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
if i still had the harley i would come visit ya when ya got home. that would wake em for sure. no mufflers, jsut straight 2.5inch pipes. my neighbours loved me. :duh.
Simply Cruzin'...
at the moment there would be some very happy neighbous in sydney, with this thing next door.
Simply Cruzin'...
Hi
A workmate lives in Balmain where parking is at a premium, the neigbours kept parking a car outside his house. He waited till they went away on holidays, removed the plates form the car and called the council, they towed it away, end of problem.
Steve
this is easy fix people park infornt of thier house but half mount the gutter and when u leave again tear it up on their lawn 😉
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or one better either let down or steal ther wheels off their car thats on ur side of it (so they cant see) then they will figure it was a bad idea to ark there and wont do it again.
or my personel favourite put a jack under there diff and lift it just enough for them nnot to have traction 😉 leys see em figure that out
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nah what really rubs me up the wrong way is when you go to pull into a car park and there is a bloody moped of motorcycle right in the middle of the car park! Like Hellllllooo Why the hell do you need to have all that carpark to one wittle moped?, Whats worst is when there are 2 mopeds taking up 2 parks right next to each other - share ya bastards :duh
feel like parking on top of em :cussing
- Car park rage is a beautiful thing!
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I have "Parking Assist" on my vehicle... Most people mistake it for a bullbar though.
[Edited on 28-10-2004 by The CAR VET]
nice peugeot🙂 that would certainly assist with moving peoples cars out of the way when parking!
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
You're a bad man Steve Carter....but I'm peeing myself all the same!
A few odd gobs of chewy on their paintwork is a good revenge - especially if they don't find it for a few days.
Squiz....
Been there. I used to be one of those neighbour's everyone hated. Working on cars all hours of the day and night. They loved me even more when I would put the stinger on, to drive to work when I was on night shift.
Getting home at 6am on a Sat or Sun soon woke them all.lol
Now that I'm a responsible person and have a 2year old and another on they way. I'm a bit quiter and respectfull of others. Besides the wife would kill me making now.
I live in a circuit that mostly got retired and old people living there and i'm sure they loved me for the last month or so with a hole in my exhaust. Every time i let off the throttle to decelerate i'd get backfires like a semiauto -bang, bang, bang, bang. Then when my exhaust finally broke with one entire cylinder exiting straight out (you could hear it from three blocks away i'm serious) and me doing laps around the circuit at 11:00 at night. i like the removing plates idea and calling the council...:thumb
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."
got talk to them and try to help them see your problem first, I'd be real surprised if they are nasty back.
If you are patient, smile lots and try to figure things out with them, as opposed to, being cranky, they can't accuse you of being disagreable and they won't have an excuse for for making life harder for you. 😉
i say wheel clamps nothing more 😉 nothing less. or get a modified bug back up slowly till the rear bumper just touches and then still in reverse back up with a lot of revs and the other car will start sliding back. the last one is a good option but is not as good as the first.
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
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Heh heh.. you guys are all evil!!, if they're little sh!tbox cars, just jack up one end and give them a push...
if they do it on any day around bin day, just line them up outside their yard and let the garbo get shitty and spill debris all over their softtop....
ahhh littlebugga... if only the garbos around paddington way were as inconsiderate as everywhere else.
a few months ago i noticed my housemate had put the bin near my car... and to my surprise the garbo stepped out and moved it so he wouldnt get shit on my car, though maybe the garbo liked my bug... i'll try it out when they park in front next bin day!
i also like the chewing gum idea...
but i think it might be nicer if i talk to them first.
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
talks cheap,
destruction to personal property is the only thing that they will understand.
DOWN WITH INCONSIDERATE PARKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
im with lee on this one toothpaste on the paint work is the only solution
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
the chaos project - click me
tooth paste......soft option, try dot4 brake fluid 😉
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