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cleaning a toilet, man style

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twoguns simply aircooled

4,275 posts · joined Nov 2002 ·

#270934
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
Simply Cruzin'...

barls Administrator Causer of Chaos and Mayhem

9,473 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·

#270937
:blush hey wes good one mate
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
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EgeWorks Wolfsburg Wizard

602 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#270938
haha. "self agitate" classic!

ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!

3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·

#270964
classic mate. isnt there a reply from the cat?

vern74 Fahrvergnugen

901 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#270965
hahaha
Has great potential
I won't show it to the kids tho cause they WOULD do it !

Casper Seriously Crusin Dubber

185 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#271316
Dog Killer on the Loose - Warning to all dog owners :



Watch your dog!



Some vicious killer has been shooting dogs at random.



Dogs are being picked off one at a time, and the number of deaths are mounting.

Police advise all dog owners to "Watch your Dog" This photo came from a collie breeder in

Smithville, the possible killer caught in a careless moment.



Regardless of what breed you have, you can't be too careful.

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koolkarmakombi enkarmarising

2,078 posts · joined Jun 2003 ·

#271326
LMAO

twoguns, how could you do that, c'mon man thats disgusting...... the cats gonna get the carpet wet, just open the loo window!

warb gimme some butter im on a roll.....

1,983 posts · joined May 2003 ·

#271336
thanks mate, worked well..... except for the dags, im sure the cat will get them off...

The_Bronze. Minister of Volkswagenism

1,922 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#271539
Works well.

Wife was not impressed so nothing changed cept I have a clean crappa.

Bronze.
Bronze.

Rathmines, Lake Macquarie, NSW.