I'm gonna start this one off...
While at Red's Xmas Party on Saturday night taking about 200 photos of rods and kustoms and other cool cars some yobo cricket players drinking at the pub yelled
"Why are you taking photos of all those old shit boxes? Put this in your street machine..."
They then pointed to their beat up Toyota 2x4, which joining in on the action, they had opened the bonnet to show the mud and old coolant covered engine and opened the door to display the torn factory trim and radio.
[Edited on 6-12-2004 by HotRodMatt]
Nobody likes a bogan.
Other hilarious things heard at car shows - "Holdens are the best cars on earth" HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHA......:puke
They were actually being pretty funny. Bogans but not obnoxious. Everyone took it they way they intended - a bit of fun.
At least they were proud of their beast. You've got to be happy with what you've got.
hahahaha, i got a stupid ricer comment that a dude told my co worker over our spare parts counter at work...
"cold air intake kit!? its like a mini turbocharger, makes the car a good 20% faster!"
hahahahahahhahahhaa assmaster ricer.......... hahahahahahaahah
everything dies baby, thats a fact..
maybe everything that dies one day comes back..
put your make up on and your hair up pretty..
and meet me tonight in Atlantic city..
Ha come on dude didnt you know that gee even i know that a autobarn plastic wing adds 20kw come on get with the times
You only need two tools
Wd40 if it don't move and it should
Duct tape if it move's and it shouldn't
I overheard two kids on a train talking about how a bonnet scoop is the same thing as a turbo charger, except it was more reliable.
:sandrine
I parked my bug outside of a ladies dress shop.
As I walked up to it, the Boss & employee were standing
on the front doorway looking at my bug.
I overheard the Boss tell this employee " Never buy one of those (pointing to the bug) God the parts on those are so
expensive.... they are a real moneypit".
I stopped, turned & looked at her & said "And you obviously don't know a dam thing about Volkswagens"....
Judy 😉
59 Microbus Kombi (MERCY)
64 Microbus Kombi (CHANNON)
"i don't know if i would have painted those rims that colour"
good on ya judy:cussing
just before 4x4ing with older brother in his landcrusher, we stopped for diesel, some ricers noticed the ps and started the 'eh bro why dont u get sum real wheels, thats things so slow... etc'
my brother immediately replied 'id take u out on the quarter mile'
'oh yeh bro is that a challenge?'
'no problem, just let me pick the track'
'oh its on bro, its on, theres no way thats piece o shits gonna take my skyline'
well off we were to the track, brother had picked out a beauty... the 4x4 tracks in menai just happen to have rough 1/4 mile of straight track... problem is no skyline in its right mind would bother trying it.
needless to say, we won, and the ricers went home fully sick.
