sounds good zac :thumb hi splitty chick hows things ?
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oo we just had the midnight feast...
i got given sooo many presents.... (none for my vw though 🙁)
i got an awesome set of ben sherman cufflinks from the headmaster..amazing caus i just recently thought of getting some.
and soo much chocolate to eat..looks like the rellies christmas shopping has been done for me!!
oo and to answer previous posts....
my ex and a good mate...no sorry guys they are both girls...
though..there is a female friend of my ex who approached me (at 17y/o) and wanted to get ahh...'closer' to us...
em (my ex) was like...teehee...not tonight..not enough alcohol :P
but yeh..i have lots (😉) of female friends....
zac
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there the best ones arent they 😉
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hell yes mate...i'm online still u there??
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<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...
<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
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LMAO where the hell did you get that ???:alien
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ok ive always wondered how do you link text like that ?.....i always forget to ask :jesus
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haha tricks of the trade...
[url"=
http://www.kjaldsasd.com] pyro is gay[/url"]
just remove the " "
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how dumb am i, duh just like the image tag :vader
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hehe okay so here is a link for jenz...
Better get your tinfoil hat for this jenz
^^^ is a link for all of you silly people
😉
[Edited on 10-12-2004 by zac_smits]
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anyway...i'm going to bed now...
night!!
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this ones for anyone who's wound up or streased over the recent crazyness of things on the forum
😉
chillax here people
[Edited on 10-12-2004 by pyr0]
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What did u 2 guys edit???? :jesus
...and I had the tinfoil hat ready... buggar
Now I won't sleep thinking of what I missed.......:cry
zac...that Harry Potter piece almost sounded like a Mills n Boon.....She clutched his powerful wand in her gentle, soft hand...He know he would soon loose control of his wand and give all to her..... :D
Must admit I was thinking of Hogwart when I was reading about your end of year night...spooky
So how many girls do you have to say goodbye to zac? Wink Wink
umm i edited my url tag, hhmmm zac on the other hand who knows :alien
hows the resto coming along jenz, ive been away for a while and im affraid i may have missed some of the work on it 🙁
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pyro Bel's FINISHED!! n won first prize for best in her standard beetle 1958-1967 category...so cool
....and last Sunday I took her for a drive down to Anglesea it was so good to drive with the rag top open on a warm sunny day :kiss
I do have on problem...her drivers door handle had the barrel of the key tumbler chromed in place so I've gotta get a new one ..she has her old pitted handle back on for now...buggar....it was something I was just not thinking about n didn't think would be a problem...crazy
But she is finished n on the road.....think I've posted pics under my rides
OMG i cant believe i missed it :jesus id say ive been under a rock the whole time but it would be a lie ive been living out of my kombi in byron LMAO, i followed it the whole way throught and missed the ending DAMN IT !??!?!?!?!
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i just caught up on it jenz, that amazing she looks great :thumb and she even won a trophy awesome stuff :bounce
im sure the man square will be happy to have some company 😀
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lol yes you must have been under a rock n having a too good a time up at Byron 😀
Dr L IS so happy to have her home...it's so nice to have the two of them back together ...all good :kiss
pyro...so r you still on a high from your schoolies at Bryon? Musta been fun
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see people....now that it what we call spam!!
the kids left 9hrs ago..we had chrissy lunch..and i drunk a bottle and a half of wine and a few glasses of sherry..and coupled with little sleep(thanks to pyro)
i needed to lie down for a while...
over the moon now....
relaxing days....
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jenz here is something for you to watch....
Christmas Present
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Hey Zac....thats cool,all finished up for the year.So what do you do between now & when you head back down under??:o
Oh....Snap.....!
sweet f**K all!!!
i'm just going to relax...go and stay with some relatives and enjoy the rest of my time in the uk!
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When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong
first walked on the moon, he not only gave his
famous 'one small step for man, one giant leap
for mankind' statement but followed it by several
remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other
astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he
re-entered the lander, however, he made the
enigmatic remark 'Good luck Mr. Gorsky.'
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual
remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut.
However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in
either the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years many people questioned Armstrong
as to what the 'Good luck Mr. Gorsky' statement
meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.
Just last year, (on July 5, 1995 in Tampa Bay FL)
while answering questions following a speech, a
reporter brought up the 26 year old question to
Armstrong. This time he finally responded.
Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong
felt he could answer the question. When he was a
kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the
backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed
in the front of his neighbor's bedroom windows.
His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As he
leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong
heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. 'Oral
sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when
the kid next door walks on the moon!'
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kafer69 wrote:well i'm off...survivor is on...how sad is that
Go Amy........:kiss
Kafer,i can't believe you liked Amy.....i'm glad her arse has been kicked out!!
Go Chris!!
Oh....Snap.....!
Lol thats a classic Zac.......:thumb
Pyro i can't believed you missed the homecoming of Bel.Bet you had the best time in Byron though.When do you get your school results??
Oh....Snap.....!
yeh so now it's 11.20pm and i am relaxing...
we got i'm a celebrity get me outta here on tv :P
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zac...I'm gathering from the post at the top of the page you're happy???!!! :party:beer:party:beer
Congratulations on lasting the year out with the Hogwarts :sandrine
...that is a good joke 😀
zac...why do you say you have something for me to look at and it is always edited....are you teasing me???? :jesus :P
no never jenz...
just thought i'd better 'hide' the link so you didn't get the wrong impression too quickly...
and yes i am over the bloody moon!!!
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