saw one the other day made me laugh "YES I OWN MY UTE AND NO
I WONT MOVE YOU"
kroozzn63 Bishop of Volkswagenism
3,005 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·
show us your gates
Stickers you would like to see on your VW
Secoh Fahrvergnugen
926 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·
I had a volvo once with a big arrow pointing to the "VOLVO" badge, then the letters "YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED"
If it aint broke,
Make it go faster!!
Make it go faster!!
MickH Hairy Gutted Sloth
3,389 posts · joined Sep 2003 ·
How about "I might be slow but I'm in front of you"
tssnq.com.au
koolkarmakombi enkarmarising
2,078 posts · joined Jun 2003 ·
I saw one on the back of a B & S ute that said
'if you can read this thank a teacher, if its in English thank the army'
kkk
'if you can read this thank a teacher, if its in English thank the army'
kkk
barls Administrator Causer of Chaos and Mayhem
9,476 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·
at least its paid for
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
the chaos project - click me
the chaos project - click me
MUD BASHING ANYONE ?? Wolfsburg Wizard
591 posts · joined May 2004 ·
Gibbo if that lid is white i followed that car out of valla a few years back and a good one i have always wanted for my baja is, cost of car 2 cartoons of beer the look on your face when i beat your $60000 landcrusier priceless
You only need two tools
Wd40 if it don't move and it should
Duct tape if it move's and it shouldn't
Wd40 if it don't move and it should
Duct tape if it move's and it shouldn't
rice_girl Seriously Crusin Dubber
153 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·
best one i ever saw was on the back of a rusty crappola of a kombi, it said:
"Attempts to overtake will result in race!"
😀
"Attempts to overtake will result in race!"
😀
GO MANLY!!
11CAB If ya got it....Baja it
4,674 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
For the manx buggies.......Classic AND Plastic......
65 Meyers Manx
68 Country Buggy (KO 367)
68 Country Buggy (KO 669)
68 Country Buggy (KO 789)
68 Country Buggy (KO 815)
68 Baja Bug
76 Baja Kombi Twincab
68 Country Buggy (KO 367)
68 Country Buggy (KO 669)
68 Country Buggy (KO 789)
68 Country Buggy (KO 815)
68 Baja Bug
76 Baja Kombi Twincab
handycam king of something
1,338 posts · joined Oct 2003 ·
there is always the old one ." thay dont leek oil thay just mark there spot ":P
ancientbugger Custom Title Time!
1,986 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·
An old one for the buggies "Wrap your arse in fibreglass":thumb
winerot Custom Title Time!
1,340 posts · joined Aug 2004 ·
if you overtake
and then brake
i will penertrate
your cake
and then brake
i will penertrate
your cake
WABaja Call ME when you need a TOW
824 posts · joined Nov 2004 ·
"Your daughter cant smile or wave right now, She's BUSY"
I hate to admit it, but man, I think you're right....
BLUE_62 Wolfsburg Wizard
513 posts · joined Nov 2004 ·
Love the way people are driving around with HOLDEN or FORD, HYUNDAI and even HONDA across the front of there windscreens. Like ya mums VL Commodore you scored for the weekend is anything remotly like a V8 super car. Young girl in bendigo took the mikky out of them all and had across the front of her screen. "BIG WHITE STIKA" and naturally it was one big arse white sticker. hehe. i laughed anyway.
1958 Beetle, 1966 VW Beetle, 1996 Holden Statesman!
Its an obsesion for engines and fuel.... 😏
Its an obsesion for engines and fuel.... 😏
VDU.88A Officially Full-On Dubber
306 posts · joined Jun 2003 ·
"THIS VW IS REALLY A PREGNANT ROLLER SKATE"
on a bug
[Edited on 23-1-2005 by VDU.88A]
on a bug
[Edited on 23-1-2005 by VDU.88A]
MUD BASHING ANYONE ?? Wolfsburg Wizard
591 posts · joined May 2004 ·
BIG WHITE STICKA now thats funny stuff i was going to right down my door
MILK
BREAD
EGGS
RICE
MILK
BREAD
EGGS
RICE
You only need two tools
Wd40 if it don't move and it should
Duct tape if it move's and it shouldn't
Wd40 if it don't move and it should
Duct tape if it move's and it shouldn't
speedster356 Plastic not Classic Racing
1,624 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
On the back of the Speedster for a while......."VTEC this!"
Spyder-WISD 07-09-05 11.6s @ 125 MPH
Speedster-WISD Nats 05 14.4s @ 89 MPH
Jet cruiser-Coogee 22-09-05 900 deg C @ 110,000 rpm
Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals....................Except the Weasel.
Speedster-WISD Nats 05 14.4s @ 89 MPH
Jet cruiser-Coogee 22-09-05 900 deg C @ 110,000 rpm
Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals....................Except the Weasel.
Turbo54 Veteran Volks Folk
2,220 posts · joined Jul 2004 ·
I am going to paint in handscript just under my heartlight on the drivers side -
munch, munch, V8's for lunch
T54
munch, munch, V8's for lunch
T54
C'mon kids gather round,
there's a new sensation hitting town,
It's moving straight, low to the ground,
it'll pick you up when your feeling down.
there's a new sensation hitting town,
It's moving straight, low to the ground,
it'll pick you up when your feeling down.
pete wood 23 Windows of Awesome
6,828 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·
I always wanted to put a big flashy one on my car that said "No-sticker Automotive".
Sadly, I thought the people it was having a go at, just wouldn't get it :o
Sadly, I thought the people it was having a go at, just wouldn't get it :o
"stoopid is stronger than axles"
http://drivingnotpolishing.blogspot.com.au/
http://drivingnotpolishing.blogspot.com.au/
HotRodMatt If it\'s old or rare - cut it!
3,616 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·
I'm getting some of these made up!
(about 20cm accross)
(about 20cm accross)
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Peter Leonard Moderator Volatile
1,456 posts · joined Apr 2003 ·
on the back of my bug is an old nova sticker that sez
"if you can read this, i've lost my caravan."
"if you can read this, i've lost my caravan."
let sleeping dubs lie
Oasis Going alone...
1,806 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·
Here's a few:
1. Breast inspection ahead (please have 'em out)
2. I am not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
3. I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse
4. Jesus is coming, LOOK BUSY
5. Take your ex out tonight (One bullet oughtta do it)
6. Driver carries no cash. HE'S MARRIED
7. I'm busy. You're ugly. have a nice day.
8. Wife and dog missing. Reward for dog.
9. Drugs lead NOWHERE, but it's the scenic route.
10. Are you having phone sex or do you always drive that way?
11. Can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em.
12. I Child proofed my house, but they STILL get in.
13. I brake for..... OH SHIT! NO BRAKES
14. You can't spell Crap without Rap.
15. 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.
16. Take revenge. Shit on a pidgeon.
17. Gas, grass or Ass. No one rides for free.
18. The shortest sentence is "I am." The longest is "I Do."
19. Where the hell is EASY STREET?
20. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?
21. Keep honking. I'm reloading.
22. Guns don't kill people, drivers with cellphones do.
23. Gun control means using BOTH HANDS.
24. CAT... the other white meat.
25. Ever stop to think.... and forget to start again?
26. Work harder. Millions on welfare depend on you.
27. I've got a perfect body, but it's in the trunk and beginning to smell
28. Hang up and drive!
1. Breast inspection ahead (please have 'em out)
2. I am not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
3. I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse
4. Jesus is coming, LOOK BUSY
5. Take your ex out tonight (One bullet oughtta do it)
6. Driver carries no cash. HE'S MARRIED
7. I'm busy. You're ugly. have a nice day.
8. Wife and dog missing. Reward for dog.
9. Drugs lead NOWHERE, but it's the scenic route.
10. Are you having phone sex or do you always drive that way?
11. Can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em.
12. I Child proofed my house, but they STILL get in.
13. I brake for..... OH SHIT! NO BRAKES
14. You can't spell Crap without Rap.
15. 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.
16. Take revenge. Shit on a pidgeon.
17. Gas, grass or Ass. No one rides for free.
18. The shortest sentence is "I am." The longest is "I Do."
19. Where the hell is EASY STREET?
20. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?
21. Keep honking. I'm reloading.
22. Guns don't kill people, drivers with cellphones do.
23. Gun control means using BOTH HANDS.
24. CAT... the other white meat.
25. Ever stop to think.... and forget to start again?
26. Work harder. Millions on welfare depend on you.
27. I've got a perfect body, but it's in the trunk and beginning to smell
28. Hang up and drive!
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
Craig Paton Wolfsburg Wizard
620 posts · joined Apr 2004 ·
Saw this one a while ago!
FAX YOUR BRAINS OUT !!!
FAX YOUR BRAINS OUT !!!
bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve
3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·
What about:
You don't like my ride, but ur girlfirend sure did!
You don't like my ride, but ur girlfirend sure did!
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve
3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·
Or perhaps:
1. I love children..they taste just like chicken.
2. Veedub paid for, repairs I'm working on..
1. I love children..they taste just like chicken.
2. Veedub paid for, repairs I'm working on..
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
Desert Moose Cut Cut Cut
2,098 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·
the best sticker I like to see is a current REGO sticker....:P
57kombi Hannover Elder
2,544 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
Old volkswagens never die they just get lower.
Cheers
Dave
Cheers
Dave
rustycamper Officially Full-On Dubber
204 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·
I saw one on the back of a kombi in the states that looked like those old No Fear stickers that said:
"Absolutely, positively, without a doubt, NO WATER"
"Absolutely, positively, without a doubt, NO WATER"
bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve
3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·
1. This IS the good car....it's a VW
2. With a VW I don't need another car.
2. With a VW I don't need another car.
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
Anthiron The Baja Rejuvenation Begins
4,936 posts · joined Oct 2003 ·
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62/60 model bug eye baja bug, (Full Build in Progress)
1974 Chevrolet Luv
1970 MK2 Ford Cortina GT
1979 Yamaha RX125 Two Stroke tracker project.
2004 Harley Davidson Sportster XL Custom
1974 Chevrolet Luv
1970 MK2 Ford Cortina GT
1979 Yamaha RX125 Two Stroke tracker project.
2004 Harley Davidson Sportster XL Custom
Turbo54 Veteran Volks Folk
2,220 posts · joined Jul 2004 ·
My friend has on the back of his 4WD
"I love (Loveheart shape) animals...
(small type underneath) there delicious.
t54
"I love (Loveheart shape) animals...
(small type underneath) there delicious.
t54
C'mon kids gather round,
there's a new sensation hitting town,
It's moving straight, low to the ground,
it'll pick you up when your feeling down.
there's a new sensation hitting town,
It's moving straight, low to the ground,
it'll pick you up when your feeling down.