i must say when you get the hiccups and you just cant stop (the ones that make you sound like an alco) how bad are they. well i am telling all you lucky eastern staters that can probably get MINOR GI green cordial.........it is the best....okay the cure is to skull at least a mouthful of the crab straight......i have patented this cure and found it successful in at least 90% of patients. sukkers!! fair dinkum it works....please let me know if it doesnt work on your victim :repuke
beetles, buses and buggies......the garden gnomes are breeding
i am just about to try it out with cab sav......i will let you know the outcome....or not
beetles, buses and buggies......the garden gnomes are breeding
ill have to try that one. i usually pretend to take a pulse and look serious.
if that doesnt work, just scare the crap out of them with a really loud unexpected yell of the word balls. works a treat
20ml of straight red cordial works every time.
My mrs swears by it. I have had freinds over and they have had the hiccups and she has given them a shot of red cordial and it has worked everytime instantly. None of them can believe how quickly it works.
I have tryed it at least a dozen times and it has worked everytime.
"GO THE RED CORDIAL!"
Swallow air back down your windpipe. Like a reverse burp.
Block your nose and drink a whole glass of water.
oh yeah...give my kids red cordial... r u crazy??
They'd be up the walls for hours....
Now with green I have half a chance of a conversation afterwards that is not made at 1000words per minute..
But since I make it a habit NOT have cordial in my house (any color sends them hypo really) I guess I'm stuck with the hiccups
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
hold your breath for awhile
A shot of vinegar
A snort of wasabi. Will make you forget everything.
Squiz....
yeah i tried the vinegar one, but i was hanging upside down on the advice of my grandmas boyfriend... i spewed all over her kitchen too... worked though...
everything dies baby, thats a fact..
maybe everything that dies one day comes back..
put your make up on and your hair up pretty..
and meet me tonight in Atlantic city..
yeah the straight red cordial is the go! an ex of mine had the hiccups so bad she made me ring the hospital at 3am.They suggested red cordial and it worked a treat! i have given it to others with the hiccups and they too were cured!
ok so these are a bit random...but they work...
1. soak a teaspoon of sugar with vinegar. sounds gross hey...but thats wat probably makes u forgot about the hiccups...
2. drink a glass of water through a tissue...sounds obscure, but this one also works for some reason. careful not to drink too fast tho...or u will inhale the tissue.
thanks for the red cordial thing tho...i mite try that next time....
byee
My best mate had the hiccups real bad one day as I was leaving his place, and I tried (mock) ramming him with the bullbar, then blasting the "freight train" horns at point blank range. He didn't even flinch at either attempt and still had the hiccups so bad he could hardly talk.
Then as I was driving out, I suggested I'd send one of my ex girlfriends round (she's always overly horny) and he snapped bolt upright and the hiccups disappeared instantly. He hasn't had female company for a while and when I thought about it, I really did know how to frighten him... LOL
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