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Constantine: Boozer's Movie Review.

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Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#309559
anyone seen it? cause i have and you don't have to now cause i'll tell you it kicked serious demon ass! it was weird though. everytime i saw one of the soldier demons i'd keep thinking Eddie from Iron Maiden and all that style of artwork they have. it's like exactly the same.

The action was well done, the story was in my opinion good and believable even though it was from a Catholic perspective. CG and special effects were really good unlike Catwoman I saw the night before (THAT P.O.S review come later) Neo uh I mean Keanu Bobdude did a good job being an asshole that doesn't give a turd.

So over all, I really like the movie and thought it rocketed along just right, the ending was pretty sweet cept for unnamed and un-identified character dying and NOT coming back. My only negative was the fact that I drank about two litres of coke before hand and even though I went before the movie. I was experienceing serious near-immenint bowel explosion-ness in the final 20 min when I WAS NOT going to leave!

Oh and falling down a flight of stair trying to get to the toilet was not cool either.:thumb

so on a scale of one to awesome: .....drumroll.......AWESOME!





Oh and I forgot there is several VW's in this movie. The most obvious one is in Hell when Neo jumps onto and over it running away from the Iron Maiden-esque solider demons. It looks like a 70 or later one to me.
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."

Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#309566
Come on' check out my awesome review. NOW!

i'm also working (or not) on a list of Do's and DO NOT'S for all Late Night Dubbers. So keep and eye out for that one.
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."

bertie_beetle Wolfsburg Wizard

446 posts · joined Aug 2004 ·

#309578
this was a good movie? all reports i've heard so far (apart from this one) suggest that it is a pile of shite.:repuke

squizy Thinking about another dub...maybe

4,082 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#309592
Keanu hasn't done anything good since Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Squiz....

dodge Fahrvergnugen

958 posts · joined Mar 2003 ·

#309600
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nice one Squiz!!!

didn't you like the Matrix?
lol

Doug Sweetman Nil Bastardo Carborundum

2,128 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#309601
I thought it was great also. So thats two votes for awesome 🙂

It was always going to be from a catholic viewpoint though. I really enjoyed it.

Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#309617
bertie_beetle wrote:this was a good movie? all reports i've heard so far (apart from this one) suggest that it is a pile of shite.:repuke

That's your opinion. and the review was my opinion. we're both entitled to my own opinion. I mean our own opinions.
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."

Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#309618
squizy wrote:Keanu hasn't done anything good since Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Squiz....
I haven't seen that movie in ages...but it rocks!
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."

bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve

3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·

#309619
Perhaps u guys only liked it because of VW's.

which means everyone here should like it too....
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷

Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#309620
Doug Sweetman wrote:I thought it was great also. So thats two votes for awesome 🙂

It was always going to be from a catholic viewpoint though. I really enjoyed it.
Yeah I sorta expected it. I'm not dissing it though so no-one get all nasty and mean on me. The movie sort of needed it to be from that viewpoint or it wouldn't of worked very well.
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."

Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#309623
Boozer wrote:
bertie_beetle wrote:this was a good movie? all reports i've heard so far (apart from this one) suggest that it is a pile of shite.:repuke

That's your opinion. and the review was my opinion. we're both entitled to my own opinion. I mean our own opinions.
What you said just sank in. So you haven't seen it? you're basing your opinion on the opinions of others and the media? even though all that you can do untill you actually see the movie IS base your opinion on the opinions of others and the media which you have seen. hmmmm breakfast calls.....




EAT ME NOW!
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."

squizy Thinking about another dub...maybe

4,082 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#309661
Party on Dudes. Excellent!

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ruckus Veteran Volks Folk

2,118 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·

#309686
I liked it because it gave you what you wanted and in an interesting way. The Catholic thing was ok by me as it was a nice solid reference to western culture. Giving Satan the bird was pretty cool too.

Wasn't perfect by any means, but it was a fun Monday movie...

...and I have to analyse films EVERY DAY...


Sorry it gets a bit much sometimes.

Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#309692
ruckus wrote:Giving Satan the bird was pretty cool too.
that was one of my favourite bits. so funny!
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."

bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve

3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·

#310123
ruckus..what do u do to review movies everyday??
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷

Chewy Fahrvergnugen

889 posts · joined Jul 2004 ·

#310130
squizy wrote:Keanu hasn't done anything good since Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Squiz....
What about that movie he was in about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.' ??
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