bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve
3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve
3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·
bertie_beetle Wolfsburg Wizard
446 posts · joined Aug 2004 ·
ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!
3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·
ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!
3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·
jenz58 Postal Menace
9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
pyr0 flame-on
4,457 posts · joined Mar 2003 ·
bertie_beetle Wolfsburg Wizard
446 posts · joined Aug 2004 ·
zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!
3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·
ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!
3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·
jenz58 Postal Menace
9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
bertie_beetle Wolfsburg Wizard
446 posts · joined Aug 2004 ·
ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!
3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·
bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve
3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·
bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve
3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·
ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!
3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·
Boozer Demented But Determined
1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·
bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve
3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·
bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve
3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·
bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve
3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·
Boozer Demented But Determined
1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·
I chewed my right arm off at the shoulder to get out. Ha Ha! *collapses from blood loss*bugeyedbabe wrote:theres boozer...who let u out of the handcuffs...
jenz58 Postal Menace
9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve
3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·
zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!
3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·
oh and thisThe Slut's Code of Conduct
I never go out with married men, unless I don't have anything better to do that night.
I never have sex with married men, unless they tell me their wives don't understand them.
I never sleep with other women, and if I do, I don't enjoy it.
I never have sex with my friends' children, unless they are very mature for their age.
I never have sex with my friends' husbands, unless they tell me they are going to leave their wives.
I never have sex in restaurants, except with the owner.
I never have sex in bars, unless I have been drinking.
I never have sex in bathrooms, unless the door is locked and the sink is well-attached to the wall.
I never have sex at parties, and if I do, I never come.
I never have sex with more than one person, unless all of them are cute.
I never let myself being filmed having sex, except with Rob Lowe.
I never have sex for apartments, unless they are rent-controlled, and only then if they're about to go co-op.
I never have sex for drugs, and if I do, I don't remember it.
I never have sex for money, unless I am broke.
I never have anal sex. I am saving that for my husband.
ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!
3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·
jenz58 Postal Menace
9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve
3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·
bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve
3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·
ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!
3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·
bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve
3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·
ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!
3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·