Tazzielittle
Former member ·
a) have kids,
b) had kids who have now grown,
c) was a kid
d) know a kid!
Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my
3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful
time playing on the bed. At one point, she
said, "Dad, look at this," and stuck out
two of her fingers. Trying to keep her
entertained, I reached out and stuck her
fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna
eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them
before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on
the bed staring at her fingers with a
devastated look on her face. I said,
"What's wrong honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"