theverybigtallman Wolfsburg Wizard
405 posts · joined Aug 2004 ·
who can come out with the worst?
early 60s beetle for sale - ex bush basher - spares - $100 or offers
Another - Finish this joke - 'why did the chicken cross the road"
jenz58 Postal Menace
9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
Why did the chicken cross the road??
Albert Einstein : Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your point of view. The chicken did not cross the road - it transcended it.
A Square: To get to the other side
Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
Albert Camus: It doesn't matter; the chicken's actions have no meaning except to him.
Stephen Jay Gould: It is possible that there is a sociobiological explanation for it, but we have been deluged in recent years with sociobiological stories despite the fact that we have little direct evidence about the genetics of behaviour, and we do not know how to obtain it for the specific behaviours that figure most prominently in sociobiological speculation.
Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your course.
Cray Chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
Jean-Paul Sartre : In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
Nietzsche : Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
Immanuel Kant : The chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will.
Albert Einstein : Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your point of view. The chicken did not cross the road - it transcended it.
A Square: To get to the other side
Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
Albert Camus: It doesn't matter; the chicken's actions have no meaning except to him.
Stephen Jay Gould: It is possible that there is a sociobiological explanation for it, but we have been deluged in recent years with sociobiological stories despite the fact that we have little direct evidence about the genetics of behaviour, and we do not know how to obtain it for the specific behaviours that figure most prominently in sociobiological speculation.
Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your course.
Cray Chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
Jean-Paul Sartre : In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
Nietzsche : Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
Immanuel Kant : The chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will.
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"
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jenz58 Postal Menace
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Aristotle : To actualize its potential.
B.F. Skinner : Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.
Carl Jung : The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
David Hume : Out of custom and habit.
Douglas Adams : Forty-two.
Epicurus : For fun.
George Washington : Actually it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776. But most history books don't reveal that I bunked with a birdie during the duration.
Hamlet : Because 'tis better to suffer in the mind the slings and arrows of outrageous road maintenance than to take arms against a sea of on coming vehicles...
Johann Friedrich von Goethe : The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
John Constantine : Because it'd made a bollocks of things over on this side of the road and figured it'd better get out right quick.
Julius Caesar : To come, to see, to conquer.
Ludwig Wittgenstein : The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.
Machiavelli : So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
Malcolm X : Because it would get across that road by any means necessary.
Martin Luther King, Jr. : I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Martin Luther King : It had a dream.
Neil Armstrong : One small step for chickenkind, one giant leap for poultry.
Plato : For the greater good.
Richard M. Nixon : The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
Sigmund Freud : The chicken obviously was female and obviously interpreted the pole on which the crosswalk sign was mounted as a phallic symbol of which she was envious, selbstverstaendlich.
Sisyphus : Was it pushing a rock, too?
The Sphinx : You tell me.
Hippocrates : Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.
B.F. Skinner : Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.
Carl Jung : The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
David Hume : Out of custom and habit.
Douglas Adams : Forty-two.
Epicurus : For fun.
George Washington : Actually it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776. But most history books don't reveal that I bunked with a birdie during the duration.
Hamlet : Because 'tis better to suffer in the mind the slings and arrows of outrageous road maintenance than to take arms against a sea of on coming vehicles...
Johann Friedrich von Goethe : The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
John Constantine : Because it'd made a bollocks of things over on this side of the road and figured it'd better get out right quick.
Julius Caesar : To come, to see, to conquer.
Ludwig Wittgenstein : The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.
Machiavelli : So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
Malcolm X : Because it would get across that road by any means necessary.
Martin Luther King, Jr. : I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Martin Luther King : It had a dream.
Neil Armstrong : One small step for chickenkind, one giant leap for poultry.
Plato : For the greater good.
Richard M. Nixon : The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
Sigmund Freud : The chicken obviously was female and obviously interpreted the pole on which the crosswalk sign was mounted as a phallic symbol of which she was envious, selbstverstaendlich.
Sisyphus : Was it pushing a rock, too?
The Sphinx : You tell me.
Hippocrates : Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"
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jenz58 Postal Menace
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Baldrick : It had a cunning plan.
Darth Vader : Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
Fox Mulder : It was a government conspiracy.
Fox Mulder 2 : You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
Gilligan : The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail - the chicken would be lost. The chicken would be lost!
Scully : It was a simple bio-mechanical reflex that is commonly found in chickens.
Jerry Seinfeld : Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking all over the place anyway?
Mr. T : If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!
Darth Vader : Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
Fox Mulder : It was a government conspiracy.
Fox Mulder 2 : You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
Gilligan : The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail - the chicken would be lost. The chicken would be lost!
Scully : It was a simple bio-mechanical reflex that is commonly found in chickens.
Jerry Seinfeld : Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking all over the place anyway?
Mr. T : If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"
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jenz58 Postal Menace
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Newton Chicken : Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket!
NT Chicken : Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
OS/2 Chicken : It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.
Win 95 Chicken : You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ...chicken.
Mac Chicken : No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
Bill Gates : I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which will both cross roads AND balance your checkbook, although dividing 3 by 2 will get you 1.4999999999.
Microsoft Chicken (TM) : It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
Java Chicken : If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets!)
C Chicken : It crosses the road without looking both ways.
C++ Chicken : The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.
VB Chicken : USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)
OOP Chicken : It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
Assembler Chicken : First it builds the road ...
Delphi Chicken : The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
Web Chicken : Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
Gopher Chicken : Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
Lotus Chicken : Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!
COBOL Chicken :
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
PERFORM
0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1
UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING
NT Chicken : Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
OS/2 Chicken : It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.
Win 95 Chicken : You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ...chicken.
Mac Chicken : No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
Bill Gates : I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which will both cross roads AND balance your checkbook, although dividing 3 by 2 will get you 1.4999999999.
Microsoft Chicken (TM) : It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
Java Chicken : If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets!)
C Chicken : It crosses the road without looking both ways.
C++ Chicken : The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.
VB Chicken : USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)
OOP Chicken : It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
Assembler Chicken : First it builds the road ...
Delphi Chicken : The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
Web Chicken : Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
Gopher Chicken : Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
Lotus Chicken : Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!
COBOL Chicken :
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
PERFORM
0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1
UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING
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jenz58 Postal Menace
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The Bible : And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Moses : Know ye that it is unclean to eat the chicken that has crossed the road and that the chicken that crosseth the road doth so for its own preservation.
Buddha : If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
A Nun : It was a habit.
Moses : Know ye that it is unclean to eat the chicken that has crossed the road and that the chicken that crosseth the road doth so for its own preservation.
Buddha : If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
A Nun : It was a habit.
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jenz58 Postal Menace
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Bob Dylan : How many roads must one chicken cross?
Colonel Sanders : I missed one?
Dilbert : I hate it when the title gives away the plot!
Howard Cosell : It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an Herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo- sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence.
Jack Nicholson : 'cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.
O.J. : It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
Mae West : I invited it to come up and see me sometime.
Pyrrho the Skeptic : What road?
Roseanne Barr : Urrrrrp. What chicken?
Timothy Leary : Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
Zsa Zsa Gabor : It probably crossed to get a better look at my legs, which, thank goodness, are good, dahling.
Colonel Sanders : I missed one?
Dilbert : I hate it when the title gives away the plot!
Howard Cosell : It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an Herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo- sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence.
Jack Nicholson : 'cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.
O.J. : It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
Mae West : I invited it to come up and see me sometime.
Pyrrho the Skeptic : What road?
Roseanne Barr : Urrrrrp. What chicken?
Timothy Leary : Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
Zsa Zsa Gabor : It probably crossed to get a better look at my legs, which, thank goodness, are good, dahling.
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"
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jenz58 Postal Menace
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Dr. Seuss : Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed it, I've not been told!
Emily Dickinson : Because it could not stop for death.
Ernest Hemingway : To die. In the rain.
Henry David Thoreau : To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life.
Mark Twain : The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Oliver Stone : The question is not, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' but rather, 'Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?'
Ralph Waldo Emerson : It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Robert Frost : To reach the sidewalk less travelled by.
William Shakespeare : I don't know why, but methinks I could rattle off a hundred-line soliloquy without much ado
George Orwell : Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.
Emily Dickinson : Because it could not stop for death.
Ernest Hemingway : To die. In the rain.
Henry David Thoreau : To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life.
Mark Twain : The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Oliver Stone : The question is not, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' but rather, 'Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?'
Ralph Waldo Emerson : It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Robert Frost : To reach the sidewalk less travelled by.
William Shakespeare : I don't know why, but methinks I could rattle off a hundred-line soliloquy without much ado
George Orwell : Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"
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jenz58 Postal Menace
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I have way too much time on my hands today :P
...hmmm not really...why am I here?/:duh
...hmmm not really...why am I here?/:duh
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jenz58 Postal Menace
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OK I'm a Sag....if I were a chicken ....
SAGITTARIUS (November 23 to December 21):
These chickens are restless and visionary. They love to explore new horizons and see life as a journey full of adventure. They greet every new experience with a warm heart, a ready smile and an open mind. They cross the road because of a passion to see more of the world and a spirit which longs to be free.
SAGITTARIUS (November 23 to December 21):
These chickens are restless and visionary. They love to explore new horizons and see life as a journey full of adventure. They greet every new experience with a warm heart, a ready smile and an open mind. They cross the road because of a passion to see more of the world and a spirit which longs to be free.
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"
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Boozer Demented But Determined
1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·
it was being chased by me in a baja...
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."
Special Air Service Chief "Gunna"
1,769 posts · joined Oct 2004 ·
why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
because he heard the umpire was blowing fouls (fowls) on the other side.
because he heard the umpire was blowing fouls (fowls) on the other side.
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killakornkobb where's that clutch?
1,663 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·
Ow man! jenz is a POSTAL MENACE! maybe i can be one too when i grow up?!
Tagedeezee Heezy
bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6
6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·
Good on ya for keeping up the jokes.
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
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He was on the other side
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BLUE_62 Wolfsburg Wizard
513 posts · joined Nov 2004 ·
WAY too much time on ya hands. Where the heck did you find all those. An interesting read all the same. And who said you dont learn something new everyday.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jenz58 has covered all possible aspects. Next question! 😉
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jenz58 has covered all possible aspects. Next question! 😉
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KruizinKombi Seriously Obsessed Cyber Dubber
3,493 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see the guy laying bricks!
To see the guy laying bricks!
Kruizin Kol
jenz58 Postal Menace
9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
He was looking for a tight seal
OK it was different!!😀
Why did the amoeba cross the road?
It was time to split
boom boom:P
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He was looking for a tight seal
OK it was different!!😀
Why did the amoeba cross the road?
It was time to split
boom boom:P
[Edited on 9-5-2005 by jenz58]
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bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6
6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·
He he, boom.
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$2.63: To get to sum taystee roadkill on the other soide.
jenz58 Postal Menace
9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
....The Hoff is a DORK......AND the Anti-Christ......double badness....turn back now Heather :jesus 😀
I see the Hoff every time I see you now.... ARGH!!! I'm gunna have nightmares:cry
I see the Hoff every time I see you now.... ARGH!!! I'm gunna have nightmares:cry
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2,937 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
Because it was nailed to the punk rockers head!!!
PS jen way too much time!!!! :P
PS jen way too much time!!!! :P
jenz58 Postal Menace
9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
....Dean I know....HELP!!! :jesus
It's these weird people I've been hanging out with lately....not pointing or anything ---------> $2.63 😀
bug <------ :P
------------->rubberman :kiss
mscabrio<-------😉
Plus all the other riff raff from around here.....:duh
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It's these weird people I've been hanging out with lately....not pointing or anything ---------> $2.63 😀
bug <------ :P
------------->rubberman :kiss
mscabrio<-------😉
Plus all the other riff raff from around here.....:duh
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...so I don't loose the links to my rides again hehehe
jenz58 Postal Menace
9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
...hmmm did I just prove your point Dean ....lol ..... yes too much time
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=22473
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=56558#pid535643
...so I don't loose the links to my rides again hehehe
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=22473
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=56558#pid535643
...so I don't loose the links to my rides again hehehe
warb gimme some butter im on a roll.....
1,983 posts · joined May 2003 ·
the chicken was on one side of the road, on a computer.....typed in "www.aussieveedubbers.com", expeting to find out about VW's, then found this crap.... got the shits and crossed the road...
frenzix Son of Jim - Creator of Good
2,742 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·
HAHAHA
jenz58 Postal Menace
9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
Oh warb!!! :sandrine
......oh and Frenzix <------- :vader
......oh and Frenzix <------- :vader
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=22473
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=56558#pid535643
...so I don't loose the links to my rides again hehehe
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=22473
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=56558#pid535643
...so I don't loose the links to my rides again hehehe
Starbug rustbag
2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·
whats big, white, and floating down the river?
a fridge.
a fridge.
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
frenzix Son of Jim - Creator of Good
2,742 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·
ohhhhhh jenzzzzzz
jenz58 Postal Menace
9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
lol .... :P
Starbug.....where did you get that one??? 😀
Starbug.....where did you get that one??? 😀
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=22473
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=56558#pid535643
...so I don't loose the links to my rides again hehehe
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=22473
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=56558#pid535643
...so I don't loose the links to my rides again hehehe