The perfect man
The five secrets of a perfect relationship........... from a woman's perspective.
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important that to find a man you can count on and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man is good in bed and loves making love to you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
[Edited on 15-5-2005 by rose]
...lol....I've seen this before....and didn't realise until the last line....
Seeing how's you're a bit of a newbie around here I was treating it as serious....WE now know that you are as wicked as the rest of us gals 😎:thumb
tsk tsk..
the male version is:
1) find a woman who loves sex and loves doing anything for you...
2) find a woman who loves sex and loves doing anything for you...
3) find a woman who loves sex and loves doing anything for you...
4) find a woman who loves sex and loves doing anything for you...
5) It is VERY important that these four women never meet!
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GIRLS NIGHT OUT - HER STORY ..........
HER STORY .......... The other night I was invited
out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband
that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well,
the hours passed and the champagne was going down way
too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed
for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo
clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for
coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even
when smashed),in order to escape a possible conflict
with him. The next morning my husband asked me what
time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem
disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I
asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh sh*t', cuckooed
4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3
times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
over the cat and farted."
Ha Ha
I don't know any man that could handle four women at any one time with out a hand full of viagra. And I bet all the girl can agree with me on this one.
😀😀😀😀😀
haha niice.
quick thinking women! hah..that'll be they day :P
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zac_smits wrote:tsk tsk..
the male version is:
1) find a woman who loves sex and loves doing anything for you...
2) find a woman who loves sex and loves doing anything for you...
3) find a woman who loves sex and loves doing anything for you...
4) find a woman who loves sex and loves doing anything for you...
5) It is VERY important that these four women never meet!
i dont know zac could be fun if 4 are with you together
plus tireing:party
ahahahaha.....winerot in your dreams.....I can't imagine any man being about to handle 4 women at once especially if they are not bi
OK if I/you/anyone continues this has to go to BA 😀
What about a man who is the size of 4. lol
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...what the size of 4 women???!!! Then he is even more trouble :P
you might need to change one of them women to one that can cook and fetch beers so you can rest for the others:thumb
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https://www.facebook.com/FlatFourFinding a man that could handle 4 women at once would be hard, but try and find one that wouldn't be willing to give it a go anyway.
Absolutely loved the coockoo one - A classic
MIKE.
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57 Panel wrote:Finding a man that could handle 4 women at once would be hard, but try and find one that wouldn't be willing to give it a go anyway.
any volunteers?
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yeh cuckoo i second that classic
thats what keeps men going, their dreams
[Edited on 15-5-2005 by winerot]
if its good for the goose its good for the gander
^^hahaha ouch.
that would suck...
i'm male and i'm willing..
any female volunteers pm me..then no-one else will know hahahahahaha
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So is that what the asian community is up to these days. hmmm.:thumb
You dont know, they could just be very close relatives. lol
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New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!
