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HotRodMatt If it\'s old or rare - cut it!

3,616 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#365856
It appears the website of the Fremantle Dockers AFL club has been hijacked by someone with a fervent belief that David Hasselhoff should be fielded with the team.

Regarded as one of the best recruits in the AFL, age has been no barrier for this 43 year old who is making a major impact on his first season in the AFL. The Round two Rising Star nominee, has had more kicks (172) and taken more marks (107) than any other Docker. Capable of playing in any key position, he is playing mainly as a follower in 2005 and using his mobility and pecs to tremendous advantage. A favourite with female followers both young and old, "The Hoff" is not just a star on field he is also known for his looks and body.

This can’t last. In the event of it coming down, here's the front page. Otherwise, follow the links.

http://radar.smh.com.au/archives/FreematlehasselJML.html



[Edited on 1-6-2005 by HotRodMatt]

Starbug rustbag

2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#365864
go the might mighty hoff!!

i always thought afl would be his thing 😀
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.

sgetty Fahrvergnugen

994 posts · joined Sep 2003 ·

#365910
ahaha

yeah they need something the dockers
🙂

TouchmeImDhoff Learner Dubber

14 posts · joined May 2005 ·

#366074
*cue rod spewart's style sexy croonin to da ladies*

"If you want my body
and you think I'm sexy
Come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on honey tell me so ..."


That aint the real hoff....... it's a cheap copy manufactured in china........

ahh.. ok busted.... It's a great way to maintain my 'buns of steel' for the hot mommas out there.......

besides I like the bonus of showering with the boys and the free saussage sizzle at the end of the game.... :bounce

One thing tho they forgot to mention the tubs of pork fat and jellybabies.. :duh

God I love looking at my picture. i am so sexy.

comon peeps.. hands up, who's licked my avatar... You know you wanna :kiss

[Edited on 2/6/2005 by TouchmeImDhoff]
1 million creamed panties can't be wrong. I AM A SEX GOD :kiss lick my avatar and experience the magic of hoff.

TouchmeImDhoff Learner Dubber

14 posts · joined May 2005 ·

#366103
admit it vwenvy, you licked it, licked it and LIKED it.
Your just in denial, just ask starbug... she can tell you, help you through this...
You want my sex! Doesn't matter about the bulimia, i've got somethig to fatten you up with 😉
Everyone loves the hoff, and the hoff loves everyone,

especially YOU vwenvy... oh and that sexy jenz.. mmm she's hot,, she's gunna turn, just you wait n' see..............

[Edited on 2/6/2005 by TouchmeImDhoff]
1 million creamed panties can't be wrong. I AM A SEX GOD :kiss lick my avatar and experience the magic of hoff.

squizy Thinking about another dub...maybe

4,082 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#366116
Looks like $2 has a new identity.....

ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!

3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·

#366120
indeed she does. just a reminder that myself and twoguns are still in joint ownership of the hoff, and that he still lives in my bonnet, and that defaming his name r using him in promotions without my own or twoguns' written permission, i will be forced to take legal action, or throw a pie at you.

Starbug rustbag

2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#366125
throw the pie! throw the pie!

but seriously, isnt this just another way that the hoff is taking over the lives of millions of people world wide?
he truly is the spawn of something very very rude.
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.

TouchmeImDhoff Learner Dubber

14 posts · joined May 2005 ·

#366157
Kroozin_Kikko wrote:indeed she does. just a reminder that myself and twoguns are still in joint ownership of the hoff, and that he still lives in my bonnet, and that defaming his name r using him in promotions without my own or twoguns' written permission, i will be forced to take legal action, or throw a pie at you.
being poked up the bum with a banana and no lube,
whilst being videotaped,
then given a can of baked beans and jar of hair gel is NOT a binding contract in the eyes of the law.

The hoff was held against his will in that bonnet and was left to wilt away.
Neglect and bad body odour gave me the will to survive. Your just pissed i got away and have become the star I always should have been.
It is not my fault your marketing skills and lack of foresight has let you down.

The hoff is a free spirit (as illustrated in sexy motorbike crotch shot, with flag prop).. You can't keep a good hoff down.

Let it go kikko quit bugging me ok, it's over between us,
your never gunna be able to put ur fingers in the hoff pie again.

Stay away from me or I'll get my buddies Mr T, Tom Jones and Magnum PI to come pay you a visit.... little poonce :vader

[Edited on 2/6/2005 by TouchmeImDhoff]
1 million creamed panties can't be wrong. I AM A SEX GOD :kiss lick my avatar and experience the magic of hoff.

Dub-Buggier Seriously Crusin Dubber

157 posts · joined May 2004 ·

#366172
lol ahh the depraved

:kiss