Baldy67 Wolfsburg Wizard
429 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·
people using there mobile phones while driving and then dont look when they change lanes😠
Things that shit you while driving
bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve
3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·
forget them not looking when changing lanes...i want them to indicate first...
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
ancientbugger Custom Title Time!
1,986 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·
People who indicate as they're turning, I always feel sorry for the bloke who invented indicators, after all his sleepless nights working on the problem no bastard uses them right! Also people who THINK it's their job to be policemen-you know the ones, they overtake you and then slow down so that you wont go over the speed limit😠
fekkinell Wolfsburg Wizard
655 posts · joined Jun 2005 ·
I live in Melbourne... I hate it here... It's cold... it's grey... it's prudish and boring... then to top it off it's full of self righteous gits who drive by their own rules and get angry at anyone who follows the real road rules. Then they have the nerve to pick on other states in Australia!?!
This place sucks... Im moving 🙂
This place sucks... Im moving 🙂
amazer kombi pilot
3,187 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
My latest pet hate is morons who cant put their car between the lines in parking lots. So I have developed this strategy to try to convince them that parking within your own spot is a worthwhile pursuit. My kombi is about as straight as a rusty old corry roof, so I park as close to their drivers door as possible, meaning they have a bugger of a time climbing over the handbrake to drive off.
This morning I did it to a Pajero and looked up at it, feeling very proud, and there was an old guy sitting in the drivers seat. Guess he was waiting for Grandma to come out. He didnt appear to be so happy about it. When I came out he was still there, and the silly old fart was directing me on how to get out and beeped and waved his arms at me as soon as I started to move backwards LMAO. Take a valium Pops.
The stratefy is a lot of fun when you see people in their WRX's or Monaros parking directly in the middle of two parking spots, presumably so they dont get damaged by others doors. 2 people can play that game!
This morning I did it to a Pajero and looked up at it, feeling very proud, and there was an old guy sitting in the drivers seat. Guess he was waiting for Grandma to come out. He didnt appear to be so happy about it. When I came out he was still there, and the silly old fart was directing me on how to get out and beeped and waved his arms at me as soon as I started to move backwards LMAO. Take a valium Pops.
The stratefy is a lot of fun when you see people in their WRX's or Monaros parking directly in the middle of two parking spots, presumably so they dont get damaged by others doors. 2 people can play that game!
Chris.... kombi pilot, oval dreamer... finisher #26971 2005 city to surf
mscabrio Cabriolet Queen
2,308 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·
I hate people that fail to stop at RED LIGHTS. I almost got wiped out by a truck this morning while I was driving at 80kms through a GREEN light! Luckily I was paying attention and saw that the dickhead wasn't going to stop and managed to slam the brakes on (Rod, I think that I am gunna need new tyres on the Daewoo, I think that I wore all the rubber off them coming to a screeching halt) and narrowly avoided missing him (hopefully he was caught on the red light camera that flashed!). I then almost copped a Commodore up the rear end who was following me !
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barls Administrator Causer of Chaos and Mayhem
9,473 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·
latest pet hate people parking in disabled spots that arent disabled. it shits me. that and mother with prams in chatswood they have almost a whole level.
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
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amazer kombi pilot
3,187 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
oooops. I have been known to park in the westfield "parents with prams" section. Well goddammit I am a parent and we used to have a pram!
And it shits me that there are so many disabled parking spots. If you can walk around a shopping centre for hours you can walk the extra metres to the car too. I'm disabled, I am hearing and visioin impaired, plus I have a wife and daughter that really cramps me up sometimes. The whole carpark is full except for the 30 prime disabled spots at the door. bastard disabled people.
I also park in the Australia Post parking space too. Cos I am going to Australia Post to send a letter or empty the mail box so why wouldnt I park in the Australia Post space! Does that guy think cos he has a red van he is better than me in my orange van??? I dont think so. fuck you fat ass posty get some exercise
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And it shits me that there are so many disabled parking spots. If you can walk around a shopping centre for hours you can walk the extra metres to the car too. I'm disabled, I am hearing and visioin impaired, plus I have a wife and daughter that really cramps me up sometimes. The whole carpark is full except for the 30 prime disabled spots at the door. bastard disabled people.
I also park in the Australia Post parking space too. Cos I am going to Australia Post to send a letter or empty the mail box so why wouldnt I park in the Australia Post space! Does that guy think cos he has a red van he is better than me in my orange van??? I dont think so. fuck you fat ass posty get some exercise
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Chris.... kombi pilot, oval dreamer... finisher #26971 2005 city to surf
amazer kombi pilot
3,187 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
OH and the kids are in the pram, they dont care how far you walk. Why do PWP get vip parking. Push your pram to outside siberia parking. give the kid some fresh air. screw PWP's too now that I cant use it cos I no longer have a car seat.
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Chris.... kombi pilot, oval dreamer... finisher #26971 2005 city to surf
squizy Thinking about another dub...maybe
4,082 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·
Truck drivers who pull 3 abreast going up any freeway hill in peak hour.
mscabrio Cabriolet Queen
2,308 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·
tell me about it ! One road that I have to drive down everyday has trucks doing that. It drives me nuts !!!! If I was driving a bigger and faster car I would pull up along side them and give them the middle finger but in my little daewoo they would just squish mesquizy wrote:Truck drivers who pull 3 abreast going up any freeway hill in peak hour.
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~air fooled~ two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl
1,429 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·
shit amazer.... your on the way to a fuckin mental breakdown by the sounds of it....haha
i'm one of those hated bike riders who split the lanes at traffic lights to get to the front. why? well its not only a matter of cos i can and it makes life easier, but a matter of safety. the safest place on a bike to be is in front of traffic. only bikers know how dangerous it really is and have nearly been wiped out many times cos tossers dont know anything about changing lanes despite me positioning myself in their mirrors view and having a loud as all hell sports pipe on the bike... oh and with the headlight constantly on... hence, why we lane split.
nn[ Edited on 28-7-2005 by squizy ]
i'm one of those hated bike riders who split the lanes at traffic lights to get to the front. why? well its not only a matter of cos i can and it makes life easier, but a matter of safety. the safest place on a bike to be is in front of traffic. only bikers know how dangerous it really is and have nearly been wiped out many times cos tossers dont know anything about changing lanes despite me positioning myself in their mirrors view and having a loud as all hell sports pipe on the bike... oh and with the headlight constantly on... hence, why we lane split.
nn[ Edited on 28-7-2005 by squizy ]
everything dies baby, thats a fact..
maybe everything that dies one day comes back..
put your make up on and your hair up pretty..
and meet me tonight in Atlantic city..
maybe everything that dies one day comes back..
put your make up on and your hair up pretty..
and meet me tonight in Atlantic city..
amazer kombi pilot
3,187 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
have you tried to drive through the main street of auburn (syd) there are dickheads double parked everywhere, pretty much the only way you can get through safely without a head on is by driving on the footpath. No word of a lie, hand on heart, im driving though there one day and the guy in front just stopped dead in the middle of the street and got out to go buy bread from one of several bakeries!!!!
While on the subject.. ok its a hijack... whats with "French Hot Bread" do the french only eat hot bread... wtf makes it a FRENCH hot bread shop. wtf makes it a HOT bread shop. The bread looks regular to me, and sure as hell aint hot... and how can you have "NGOC BOI french hot bread" ... thats more like vietnamese hot bread... if it wasnt cold. NGOC BOI has very nice sausage rolls though. or should that be sossarge rollet being french n all.
yes I am losing it. Its one thing to voluntarily spend all day in front of the computer but when I have it forced on me cos I cant move anywhere without agony is something of a different stiry
While on the subject.. ok its a hijack... whats with "French Hot Bread" do the french only eat hot bread... wtf makes it a FRENCH hot bread shop. wtf makes it a HOT bread shop. The bread looks regular to me, and sure as hell aint hot... and how can you have "NGOC BOI french hot bread" ... thats more like vietnamese hot bread... if it wasnt cold. NGOC BOI has very nice sausage rolls though. or should that be sossarge rollet being french n all.
yes I am losing it. Its one thing to voluntarily spend all day in front of the computer but when I have it forced on me cos I cant move anywhere without agony is something of a different stiry
Chris.... kombi pilot, oval dreamer... finisher #26971 2005 city to surf
helbus Administrator Mad fabricator, paint and body
7,386 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·
Those rear fog lights still piss me off pretty bad.
Funnily I nearly got cut off by a yellow volvo with a hat on the parcel shelf and old guy driving. He didn't use his indicator, but he stopped pretty quick and sharply when he realised the workvan I was driving (Transit van with no side windows) was not going to accept that behaviour. I was watching the whole thing in the mirrors and the look on his face was priceless.
Funnily I nearly got cut off by a yellow volvo with a hat on the parcel shelf and old guy driving. He didn't use his indicator, but he stopped pretty quick and sharply when he realised the workvan I was driving (Transit van with no side windows) was not going to accept that behaviour. I was watching the whole thing in the mirrors and the look on his face was priceless.
flashman Seriously Crusin Dubber
176 posts · joined Jun 2005 ·
Yep, bike rider too. Hate ppl who couldnt be bothered to look b4 changing lanes. it aint real hard, look, indicate and THEN change lanes.
what do they teach these people in driving school
Just my 2cnn[ Edited on 28-7-2005 by squizy ]
what do they teach these people in driving school
Just my 2cnn[ Edited on 28-7-2005 by squizy ]
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Boozer Demented But Determined
1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·
my current HATE is all the drivers ( i have a lot of them where i live) that are trigger-happy with the brakes. Braking unecessarily at every opportunity starts to really piss me off. Then they cop the "shitty kombi with massive bullbar and psycho driver swearing at them and scaring them" routine. My brakes are good but i don't like having all my equipment and stuff end up flying forward and bashing the seat bulkhead because some dick in front likes going from 80 and accelerating to 50 and slowing in one second flat! I love my bullbar...:P
and they won't.nn[ Edited on 28-7-2005 by Boozer ]
and they won't.nn[ Edited on 28-7-2005 by Boozer ]
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helbus Administrator Mad fabricator, paint and body
7,386 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·
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Running out of petrol is pretty shitty :repuke
Running out of petrol is pretty shitty :repuke
lulu94 Wolfsburg Wizard
449 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·
This happened to me the other day and it really shitted me off.
In port adelaide there is a fairly sharp turn to the left and it is a 2 lane road, usually the trucks have to go wide to get around. i was next to a truck (who was on my left) so i backed off a bit so he had room to move but i was still moving slowly and some f$*kwit behind me beeps at me and puts his hands up as to wonder why im not going very fast. so i stuck my finger at him and ignored him after that
Sorry but the guy behind me isnt worth getting my car squished.
another thing i hate is speeding trucks that ride your ass, happens alot on my way home from work, its a 60 zone im usually doing about 68 and a truck is trying to get me to go faster, then they over take andf go past me. i think they forget that they are a hell of alot heavier and need heaps more room to slow down, they cant just slam on the brakes.
Danielle
In port adelaide there is a fairly sharp turn to the left and it is a 2 lane road, usually the trucks have to go wide to get around. i was next to a truck (who was on my left) so i backed off a bit so he had room to move but i was still moving slowly and some f$*kwit behind me beeps at me and puts his hands up as to wonder why im not going very fast. so i stuck my finger at him and ignored him after that
Sorry but the guy behind me isnt worth getting my car squished.
another thing i hate is speeding trucks that ride your ass, happens alot on my way home from work, its a 60 zone im usually doing about 68 and a truck is trying to get me to go faster, then they over take andf go past me. i think they forget that they are a hell of alot heavier and need heaps more room to slow down, they cant just slam on the brakes.
Danielle
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Starbug rustbag
2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·
now that i am no longer a driver, and a cyclist instead... DRIVERS piss me off :Pn hehehehe 😀
actually, pedestrians piss me off more, most drivers are quite courteous to cyclists and dont do anything stupid (probably because they dont want a splattered cyclist on their hood) but pedestrians have a bad habit of walking out on the road in front of you, but dont walk out in front of cars.
though i dont mind having a pedestrian splattered all over my tyres, it is a bit hard to get the squishy bits and hair out of the gears :P
actually, pedestrians piss me off more, most drivers are quite courteous to cyclists and dont do anything stupid (probably because they dont want a splattered cyclist on their hood) but pedestrians have a bad habit of walking out on the road in front of you, but dont walk out in front of cars.
though i dont mind having a pedestrian splattered all over my tyres, it is a bit hard to get the squishy bits and hair out of the gears :P
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this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
BiX Veteran Volks Folk
2,499 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·
have to be drivers who run with fog lights/driving lights on a clear nite. They seem to get really annoyed when i put the 100w cibie super oscars on in teh pajero............
and ppl who sit 10km/hr belwo the speed limit and then when there are 10 cars behind them, wonder why they are getting abused!!!
And ppl who don't look, eg just focus on teh car infront, and nothing else.
and ppl who sit 10km/hr belwo the speed limit and then when there are 10 cars behind them, wonder why they are getting abused!!!
And ppl who don't look, eg just focus on teh car infront, and nothing else.
I have no sympathy for my car, only the wallet that pays for it!
Go hard or go home!!!!
Go hard or go home!!!!
theverybigtallman Wolfsburg Wizard
405 posts · joined Aug 2004 ·
the thing that piss me off the most is when people don't use their driveways, choosing to park their cars on the road instead. there's a road near my school, plenty of driveways, but these ignorant c*nts still choose to park their car against the kerb. this happens on both sides of the road! so now a road which should be a easy thing to navigate is reduced in function to the point where two cars going in opposite directions have to squeeeeeze past to avoid hitting cars whose owners failed to consider others. grrrr.
this is followed a close second by tailgaters. anytime they piss me off, but nightime is the worse. all you can see in your mirrors is headlights, reflecting in your face so you struggle to see. is it such a big deal to either (a) overtake or (b) drop back so we aren't driving blind?
this is followed a close second by tailgaters. anytime they piss me off, but nightime is the worse. all you can see in your mirrors is headlights, reflecting in your face so you struggle to see. is it such a big deal to either (a) overtake or (b) drop back so we aren't driving blind?
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More Boost Casual Dubber
35 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·
I agree with the fog lights being annoying, on my golf I had 980W of high beam and driving lights (Bet that upset them)BiX wrote:have to be drivers who run with fog lights/driving lights on a clear nite. They seem to get really annoyed when i put the 100w cibie super oscars on in teh pajero............
Also idiots that go flying past you on the freeway, pull in front of you and slow down to 20 under the limit because of a frigging speed camera. When you look at them and question them as you go past they point at the camera as if they might get caught.
Rob
rupsta Casual Dubber
39 posts · joined Mar 2005 ·
With ya Starbug, I commute regularly on the bicycle. Most drivers give you a reasonbly wide berth. I find taxis and the tandem dump trucks like to play 'how close can I get to the cyclist' game though.
Other annoyances are:
Right hand lane slow duffuses
Lazy arsed mofo's that park on footpaths
Users of foglights when there is no freakin fog.
Wankers that hit the skids when they see a radar or a copper. Just because there is a radar or a cop car you are still allowed to do the farkin speed limit.
ETC, ETC, ETC
Rant finished now😬
Other annoyances are:
Right hand lane slow duffuses
Lazy arsed mofo's that park on footpaths
Users of foglights when there is no freakin fog.
Wankers that hit the skids when they see a radar or a copper. Just because there is a radar or a cop car you are still allowed to do the farkin speed limit.
ETC, ETC, ETC
Rant finished now😬
If it wasnt for physics & law enforcement I would be unstoppable....😁
amazer kombi pilot
3,187 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
speed cameras are bad, very very bad for my sanity. Why can t people do the speed limit past cameras??? Maybe they have all been bitten by that dodgy one on balgownie rd rob.
RUBBER NECKERS! people who slow down at accidents. And people who after they have an accident leave their car where the accident happened. Im sorry but if you run int othe back of someone, and scratch your bumper, you CAN move your car off the road so that traffic doesnt bank up for an hour waiting for the police to come.
People who have trouble doing the speed limit until all of a sudden they can do the speed limit when there's an overtaking lane... until the lane runs out and we drop back to slightly under. And when theres a long trail of cars behind the slow one, a car from way in the back of the queue thinks it has the right to overtake first. Dangerous and stupid.
And when you are travelling behind the lead car, you are doing 90-95 in a 100kmh zone(where I want to do about 110 coz im bad), come to that overtaking lane, im going straight over because if I dont, im never going to have time to pass, everyone else will block me out. ALL the cars in the queue decide they are the fastest car and its a race to see who gets to the front of the line. All of a sudden all the cars are 2 inches off my backside trying to get to the front of the slow cars that were in front, seemingly oblivious to the fact that everyone was going slow because of only the one car at the front. So now im doing 120 just to get out of the way (the slow car probably doing 110 by now), everyone behind me flies past at 130-140 and then they all slow back down to 100 when the lane ends and we form a queue again. I've got a 2 litre kombi with an 1800 box, sure it doesnt accelerate hard but it can stay on the speed limit once it gets there, on almost all hills. If they would just let me in front, I'd dissappear into the sunset and be no bother to anyone. But noooo cant do that, shitty looking orange kombi. no way.
RUBBER NECKERS! people who slow down at accidents. And people who after they have an accident leave their car where the accident happened. Im sorry but if you run int othe back of someone, and scratch your bumper, you CAN move your car off the road so that traffic doesnt bank up for an hour waiting for the police to come.
People who have trouble doing the speed limit until all of a sudden they can do the speed limit when there's an overtaking lane... until the lane runs out and we drop back to slightly under. And when theres a long trail of cars behind the slow one, a car from way in the back of the queue thinks it has the right to overtake first. Dangerous and stupid.
And when you are travelling behind the lead car, you are doing 90-95 in a 100kmh zone(where I want to do about 110 coz im bad), come to that overtaking lane, im going straight over because if I dont, im never going to have time to pass, everyone else will block me out. ALL the cars in the queue decide they are the fastest car and its a race to see who gets to the front of the line. All of a sudden all the cars are 2 inches off my backside trying to get to the front of the slow cars that were in front, seemingly oblivious to the fact that everyone was going slow because of only the one car at the front. So now im doing 120 just to get out of the way (the slow car probably doing 110 by now), everyone behind me flies past at 130-140 and then they all slow back down to 100 when the lane ends and we form a queue again. I've got a 2 litre kombi with an 1800 box, sure it doesnt accelerate hard but it can stay on the speed limit once it gets there, on almost all hills. If they would just let me in front, I'd dissappear into the sunset and be no bother to anyone. But noooo cant do that, shitty looking orange kombi. no way.
Chris.... kombi pilot, oval dreamer... finisher #26971 2005 city to surf
amazer kombi pilot
3,187 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
has anyone got a theory on why traffic sometimes slows to a near crawl for no reason? Quite a few times I've been in bumper to bumper traffic, thinking that there must be a big accident ahead... only to have the roads open up with no apparent reason in sight. This has happened to me on the F3 quite a few times.
Chris.... kombi pilot, oval dreamer... finisher #26971 2005 city to surf
vern74 Fahrvergnugen
901 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·
I hate hate hate those lycra wearing push bike training type pricks who find it necessary to ride 3 abreast on the road. I am sooooo tempted to accidently hit them and then reverse over them again and again and again. :onn[ Edited on 29-7-2005 by vern74 ]
Midlife crisis Nartispuddlejumper, Bureau of Toxicity
2,282 posts · joined May 2003 ·
I am on the road all day (am a delivery driver) and my pet hate is when people are travelling in the fast lane and suddenly decide that 'oops, that is my exit' and cut off everyone in all the lanes between them and the exit..................grrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is wrong with deciding where you want to go and getting in the correct lane EARLY instead of waiting until the last minute. :vader
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Twokombies Seriously Crusin Dubber
193 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·
amazer wrote:Take a valium Pops.
I think I know who needs the valium.
amazer kombi pilot
3,187 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
ha! there is no valium strong enough to fix what I got. they were some irrational posts. Right
now I'm too tired to be mentally unstable. Probably a good time to do business deals. Stayed
up all night playing the games on the set top box 🤪
Sorry bout the swearing, forgot where I was.
The simple truth is, that I am the greatest driver there ever was, and if everyone else would
just get their butts off my road then the world would be a much saner happier place.
now I'm too tired to be mentally unstable. Probably a good time to do business deals. Stayed
up all night playing the games on the set top box 🤪
Sorry bout the swearing, forgot where I was.
The simple truth is, that I am the greatest driver there ever was, and if everyone else would
just get their butts off my road then the world would be a much saner happier place.
Chris.... kombi pilot, oval dreamer... finisher #26971 2005 city to surf
Twokombies Seriously Crusin Dubber
193 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·
They are my thoughts about myself. You take NSW (and you are welcome to it) and I will take Victoria.amazer wrote:The simple truth is, that I am the greatest driver there ever was, and if everyone else would
just get their butts off my road then the world would be a much saner happier place.
Let's face it it is all the other drivers that are the problem. I never do anyhting wrong, or lose concentration or any of the other things that every other driver seems to do all the time in my personal space.
It seems to be that poeple revert to their true type when they drive. Nice and annonymous and protected by sheet metal and maybe tinted windows.