Hope you enjoy these Dave Birchalls taught me these whilst skiing on the expert slopes of the Guthega hotel bar some weeks ago. Hi there Dave must still have that Crownie some time.
INDICATORS Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
SPEEDOMETER Der Egobooster
PUNCTURE Die Phlatte mit Bludyfucken
LEARNER Die Twaten mit Elplatt
ESTATE CAR Die Bagsromm fur Shagginkinauto
WINDSCREEN WIPER Die Fippenflappenschittenspredden
FOOTBRAKE Der Edbangenonvindskreen stoppenquik
BREATHALYSER Die Puffintem fur Pistenarsen
SEATBELT Der Klunkenklicken Fraulentrapper
HEADLIGHTS Das Dippendontdazzle ubastud
FOG WARNING Die Puttenfutdownen Fukit
HIGHWAY CODE Der Wipen fur Arsen
TYRES Die Phlattfarts
TRAFFIC JAM Der Bluddinfukkin damnundblasten
BACKFIRE Der Lowdenbangen mekkenme Fuckenjumpen
JUGGERNAUT Der Fukkengret trucken
ACCIDENT Der Bleedinmess
NEAR ACCIDENT Der Fucken neer schittenselfen
CYCLIST Der Pedalpushen pilloken
REAR VIEW MIRROR Der Yokhunter TooKlosen
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