OUR JOBS ARE SAFE AS LONG AS THESE PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE.....
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>ONE.
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>Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could
>have
>an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
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>"We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.
>"You
>don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So
>I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right."
>So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
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>TWO.
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>I was checking out at the local Target with just a few items and the
>lady
>behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of
>those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between
>our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my
>items, she picked up the "divider," looking it all over for the bar code so
>she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know
>how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll
>buy that today." She said, "OK," and I paid her for the things and left.
>She had no clue to what had just happened.
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>THREE.
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>A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and
>pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she
>said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit
>card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
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>FOUR.
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>I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car "Do you
>need
>some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the
>battery in this remote. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they
>(pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit
>this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this
>remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took
>the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive
>over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."
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>FIVE.
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>Several years ago, we had a junior typist who was none too swift. One
>day
>she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of
>typing paper. What do I do?"
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>"Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her.
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>With that, the junior took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put
>it
>on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
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>SIX.
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>My neighbour works in the I.T. department in the central office of a
>large
>bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their
>computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branches who
>had this question:
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>"I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a
>fire downtown?"
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>SEVEN.
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>Police in Dubbo NSW interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander
>on
>his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopier machine. The message
>"He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button
>each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the
>"lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
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>Life is tough... It's tougher if you're stupid
sand kombi Officially Full-On Dubber
345 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·
MIKE.
VW'S DON'T LEAK OIL, THEY JUST LEAVE THEIR MARK !!!
VW'S DON'T LEAK OIL, THEY JUST LEAVE THEIR MARK !!!
