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h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#475073
hey all,
stuff always can go wrong and at work places and im sure its goes wrong often and can sometimes be rather expensive for the company/boss..
so i thought there must be lots of stories and pics that can accompany what goes wrong at work so here is a thread for such antics....

i'll start off with a ute that got well a wee bit bent under a tyre of a 60ton forklift last week..
the driver was luckily outside the ute on the passenger side of the car..
the driver of the fork reversed into it with the steer tyres... 'whoops'

enjoy the pics....

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h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#475074
last one for now..
how lucky was the driver not to be in the hot seat..:o

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Z = Z2 + C1/r = 1/0 = infinity

Barrels www.barrelman.com.au

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kombibob AKA: Volkswagen Type 2 Transporter Van Robert

1,698 posts · joined May 2004 ·

#475075
oh what a feeling... bugger!
1961 swb buggy
1960 karmann ghia
1963 Single Cab: "El Concreto"
1963 bent 23 window " Frieda Samba "
1963 Eriba Faun camper " Cara Van daCamp"
2012 Skoda Octavia scout

Get down low and go,go,go

h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#475077
yeah nice one bob.. plenty more where they came from..
fractal geometry; the inner most limits of mind altering abuse

Fantasy http://seventhchronicle.com

Z = Z2 + C1/r = 1/0 = infinity

Barrels www.barrelman.com.au

VW Workshop - aircooledgarage.com.au
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Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#475078
Can I write about injuries?
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains

h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#475079
yeah suppose so.. so long as it happened at the dreaded workplace..
bring on the papercut stories.. haha 😀
fractal geometry; the inner most limits of mind altering abuse

Fantasy http://seventhchronicle.com

Z = Z2 + C1/r = 1/0 = infinity

Barrels www.barrelman.com.au

VW Workshop - aircooledgarage.com.au
allcooled.com.au

Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#475093
I've burnt a hole in my arm on a fresh weld,
Dislocated my shoulder when I fell into service pit,
Cut my wrist when opening a box with a stanley knife,
Fractured my elbow when I jumped off truck engine,
Lost my finger nail twice by hitting with piston/hammer,
Broke a toe when I dropped a 14 litre V8 crank on my steelcaps.
And...
Blew the diff on the 'Gopher' ute (It was buggered for a while before)
All at work.
Oh yeah, someone tried to blame me for burning down a Scania (I wish I did, but as it turned out they did!)
What, do they think I'm clumsy or something?
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains

66deluxe Custom Title Time!

1,593 posts · joined Aug 2005 ·

#475110
Yep or wrong place wrong time, youre an apprentice arent you? At my work I overhaul jet engines a TA left a whole unnassembled compressor assy and magnesium gear box housings in the cleaning tanks for the whole weekend when max dwell time is two hours. $320000 worth of parts destroyed, he still has his job.

[ Edited on 12-4-2006 by 66deluxe ]
This is my Volkswagen, there are many like it, but this one is mine. Without me my Volkswagen is useless, without my Volkswagen, I am useless.

61 Karmann Ghia 2110cc type1 w Los Panchito's
66 Deluxe Beetle 2270 type 4
10 Subaru WRX Impreza

Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#475112
Yeah, third year Diesel. How'd ya guess?
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains

MickH Hairy Gutted Sloth

3,389 posts · joined Sep 2003 ·

#475120
h wrote:yeah suppose so.. so long as it happened at the dreaded workplace..
bring on the papercut stories.. haha 😀
Hmmmm......OK.
Fractured skull:o,dislocated shoulder😢,dislocated knee and broken knee cap:duh, crushed neck vertabrae:o....all in the one accident.Lucky for me i had my hard hat on👍 or i would be dead:jesus
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66deluxe Custom Title Time!

1,593 posts · joined Aug 2005 ·

#475122
Hmmmm......OK.
Fractured skull:o,dislocated shoulder😢,dislocated knee and broken knee cap:duh, crushed neck vertabrae:o....all in the one accident.Lucky for me i had my hard hat on👍 or i would be dead:jesus [/quote]

Shit....you win mick
This is my Volkswagen, there are many like it, but this one is mine. Without me my Volkswagen is useless, without my Volkswagen, I am useless.

61 Karmann Ghia 2110cc type1 w Los Panchito's
66 Deluxe Beetle 2270 type 4
10 Subaru WRX Impreza

Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#475134
Ewww...
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains

Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#475136
Oh, by the way I was on lunch break driving back from smoko shop in Dec 04 when my axle nut came off the arse end!
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains

lulu94 Wolfsburg Wizard

449 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·

#475137
didnt happen at my work place, happend at a friends old work place, this was in aged care. a lady that was bed ridden had her leg sticking out of a bed rail and a staff member pushed the rail down on her leg, shattered the bone and no one owned up to it, wasnt picked up for 2 -3 hours.

Dani
1968 pearl white beetle:kiss
1600 engine😉
soon to be supercharged 🤘🤘

1970 and 72 Squarebacks 70 soon to be rotor powered

Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#475145
Ouch!!!
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains

Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#475161
my folks just love that i work on a farm and that im there by myself most days
apperntly one of the most dangerous occupations around if u believe that
glad the boss trusts me with the tractors so much LOL

Joel


[ Edited on 12-4-2006 by DUB74L ]

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h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#475167
well thats one way to lower your ride..🤪
fractal geometry; the inner most limits of mind altering abuse

Fantasy http://seventhchronicle.com

Z = Z2 + C1/r = 1/0 = infinity

Barrels www.barrelman.com.au

VW Workshop - aircooledgarage.com.au
allcooled.com.au

Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#475491
dont worry VWboy ur not alone
i seem to be captain of f**k ups lately
this was todays effort
i got less than 30mins harvesting done this morning and a rock went up into the leaf extractor and it threw a blade
i didnt hear it grinding away coz the harvester runs at full throttle and i wear ear muffs and have the stereo flat stick to hear it through the earmuffs LOL
i lost an hour and half removing, straightning, welding, balancing and refitting the bloody thingh not happy jan


Joel


Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#475496
i could probably post on this thread daily cept i'd never get another job again LOL

Joel

Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#475534
Hehehe Bad luck eh?
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
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Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#475568
hehe yeah or karma
i swear lately i must have been hitler in another life

Joel

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ragtopp Wolfsburg Wizard

456 posts · joined Aug 2005 ·

#475585
New Years Day 2000 i had to do a job inside an escalator, the old piece of crap malfunctioned and started up just as i got out, had 3 fingers taken off by the bloody thing, got them back on, man they were greasey to! Happy New Year!!! I can joke about it now, i still have work on the thing to, but i dont turn my back on it.

hipichic Insano Dub Head

763 posts · joined Jun 2005 ·

#475657
old boss of mine decided to get up in the ceiling and have a look because he thought we had mice up there, fell through and onto his desk, broke his leg and the desk. That healed and then he undid an occy strap on the roof of his car and copped it straight in the eye!
Time is a great healer. Unless it's a rash, then you're better off with ointment.

baybuscamperkid prince of insufficient light, ruler of heck

4,316 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#475757
DUB74L wrote:my folks just love that i work on a farm and that im there by myself most days
apperntly one of the most dangerous occupations around if u believe that
glad the boss trusts me with the tractors so much LOL

Joel


[ Edited on 12-4-2006 by DUB74L ]
hehe, never seen that before, we did on occasion though tow 2 tractors in convoy with chain when things got too slippery for one to drive the potatoe plow, that was certainly fun to watch 😀
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PrettyBlueBug Almost over it...

2,032 posts · joined May 2005 ·

#475803
I haven't done many bad things at work... 😵‍💫

Last year I cut my pointer finger knuckle open on a metal shelf... it had just healed when I did the same thing again! Same spot on knuckle, 2nd time I couldn't feel my finger. But it's all good now, complete with wicked little scar. :P

PrettyBlueBug Almost over it...

2,032 posts · joined May 2005 ·

#475806
I used to be friends with a guy who turned out to be a real dumbass. He was riding his pushbike and the chain came off..... so while riding still he decided to try and get the chain back on. The moral of the story? Don't try it unless you want to lose an inch off 2 fingers.

:P

A different guy I know bought some piece of exercise equipment and decided to change something on it... not sure how but he lost an inch off one of his fingers too AND managed to get a payout from the company when it was his stupidity in the first place. :duh

Oasis Going alone...

1,806 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#475935
I hit a wrong note and had to listen to it.... 😁
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"