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ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!

3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·

#482526
when your out on a date and you go and inspect the kombi in the parking lot fro rust and/or useable spares

Schmoburger Baywindow Mafia Godfather and Cement-Shoe Fitter

2,185 posts · joined Oct 2005 ·

#482611
Hahahah... yep... or when you see a car for sale and think.. "He's dreamin!... I could get x number of bay kombi's for that price!!!..PFFRT!!!" 😂
1976 Kombi Trakka camper, "Buttercup"... driver.
1976 Beluxe Microbus, "Saphir"... resto.
1974 Kombi panelvan, "George"... shed.
1974 Superbug, "Schmeetle"... resto.
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bugbrained Officially Full-On Dubber

368 posts · joined Apr 2006 ·

#482621
when you pass the girlie section in the newsagency to get to the new vw magazine australia issue👍

CAFFINEPUSHERMAN bandito di culo

1,609 posts · joined May 2005 ·

#482663
when you get your girlfriend to shave her pubic hair into a vw emblem so it sits right on top of the vw bonnet:P
A candy coloured clown they called the sandman tip toes through my room every night just to sprinkle stardust on my pillow go to sleep everything will be allright
1967 Type 3 square
1956 double door panel
1968 single cab kombi

ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!

3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·

#482702
you know your a veedub nut when you can spell fahrvergnugen

HEL-70Y Officially Full-On Dubber

247 posts · joined May 2005 ·

#482708
...when you would rather spend $20k+ on a vw instead of buying a hotted up 12 sec car (eg. 200sx)
Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

PrettyBlueBug Almost over it...

2,032 posts · joined May 2005 ·

#482710
You know you're a VW nut when...

.... you sold a 2003 Honda CR-V for a 1970 Beetle, and no matter how many things have gone wrong with it, everytime you see it it makes you smile so big and you love it even more!

:P

VWCOOL 23 Windows of Awesome

5,158 posts · joined Jun 2003 ·

#482713
...you choose to open another thread topic, rather than open another beer...
Pay your debts, CxxT

pete wood 23 Windows of Awesome

6,828 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#482747
bugbrained wrote:when you pass the girlie section in the newsagency to get to the new vw magazine australia issue👍
speaking of which, just picked up the new Ultra VW today. :thumb

well, new to australia (3 months out of date) new anyway...
"stoopid is stronger than axles"
http://drivingnotpolishing.blogspot.com.au/

Desert Bug Wolfsburg Wizard

687 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#482900
You know you're a VW addict when...

...you have to sell the house in a nice quite court in the suburbs that your wife loves, to buy a property out in the bush (22 acres) so you can get all your VW collection in one spot (peaked at 76, now 57).

...you've convinced your wife, the 5 kids and your father-in-law to all drive VWs.

Cheers, Ian.
Excentric (wife says) VW nut, having owned 250+ VWs in 40 years.

kustomkool BEING KOOL AINT CHEAP

1,611 posts · joined Nov 2002 ·

#482908
bloody legend...

dubbill Officially Full-On Dubber

336 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#482973
on the way to pick up the buggy you bought yesterday you decide you might as well just "have a look" at the bargain bus you just spotted in the trading post you buy it and the bug he wasnt even selling

[ Edited on 3-5-2006 by dubbill ]

boristherat Wolfsburg Wizard

563 posts · joined Mar 2006 ·

#482993
When you are as crook as a dog with the flu, in a cold sweat, coughing and spluttering and still have to log on to this site to see 'what's going on'.


1959 Mercedes Benz 190
1963 Chevrolet Corvair
1969 BMW 2002 Auto
1973 Mercedes Benz 230.6

crewcabconnection Being Sid James

1,922 posts · joined Apr 2003 ·

#483000
you start planning the family holidays to re-trace the steps of the Leyland Brothers....on the sly.

your wife (who hates VWs) can pick the year of any given bus within 2 years and hates herself for knowing that.

You enjoy ringing Shannons, just to check that it's worth what you think it's worth....yeeeehaaa...until you open the shoe box of bills and then decide write Jumangi on the lid when you put it away.
Loves a lolcat

Jay_1965vw Chatting Babe

1,429 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#483147
You know you're a VW addict when...

you hear a phantom vw engine and have to have a look around to find where it is.

(This really backfired at my first Valla, I nearly broke my neck turning around so often....)
Part of Melbourne's Unreal Aircooled VW Community

ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!

3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·

#483243
you wear volkswagen underwear... on your head

ancientbugger Custom Title Time!

1,986 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·

#483317
When you let the guys from the surf shop on Hastings Street park their kombis in the resort carpark even though the company line is against it just so you can have a good look later. Or when you want to disown your eldest son because he wanted a Honda as a first car.

Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#483319
A HONDA??
There needs to be an intervention...
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains

ancientbugger Custom Title Time!

1,986 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·

#483438
I've tried really hard to be enthusiastic about it for him as a good Dad should but there's nothing there so I've decided to give up on him and just concentrate on number two son who wants a baja bug!!😀

Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#483449
when you nearly have accidents coz ur to busy checking out other VWs whilst driving

Joel

ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!

3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·

#483479
when you take the radiator off your holden 'just so it feels right'

weapon Wolfsburg Wizard

439 posts · joined Sep 2005 ·

#483487
when youd rather spend time with your vw than your new wife.(no wait thats normal) how about when you try to talk your wife to be into including your oval in at least a few wedding photos and she ends up not speaking to you for half a week.rob.🤖🤖

Jay_1965vw Chatting Babe

1,429 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#483608
ColumBUS wrote:you wear volkswagen underwear... on your head
What... Like this?

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Part of Melbourne's Unreal Aircooled VW Community

VWFREAK VWFREAK

2,577 posts · joined May 2004 ·

#483633
You know your a VW addict when,

"your wife says it's me or the cars?".

and the answer is,

easily the cars, "I get more pleasure from the cars". lol

Desert Bug Wolfsburg Wizard

687 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#483776
You know your a VW addict when...

...when 3 out the five kids wanted VWs as wedding cars, made me feel really warm and fuzzy!!!
Excentric (wife says) VW nut, having owned 250+ VWs in 40 years.

Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#483780
When you sleep in your Bug instead of a Queen-size bed!
(I did it once for fun, but it isn't too fun when you're over 6ft).
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains

dubbill Officially Full-On Dubber

336 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#483833
you know your a vw addict when...
you insist on 20 of your mates putting in $75,000ea to buy 1000 acres so you can have 10 acres ea to live (wifes kids horses etc)and you n your mates can use the other 800 acres for a vw workshop, fuel depot(buying in bulk) 1/4 drag strip 1/8mile sand strip, circut, bulldozer grader etc
6 more interested ppl needed buying block in qld woodford kilkoy live,weekend or holiday if seriously interested pls email dubbill@hotmail.com

[ Edited on 3-5-2006 by dubbill ]

milestones54 Slammed & Awesome Dubber

99 posts · joined Mar 2009 ·

#709297
When you cant afford $250 a week for rent but you can somehow afford $400 for a new exhaust

beetleboyjeff Custom Title Time!

1,790 posts · joined Feb 2009 ·

#709346
When people ask you "How are you going?", and you automaticaly answer "By Volkswagen".

Then it gets to the stage where when people see you, before you get a chance to say anything at all, the say "I know, I know, by Volkswagen right? (There must be at least half a dozen people who do that now)
From your ole' mate Jeff

reub VWRX is gone...

2,054 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#709366
Instead of selling you are looking at upgrading and buying more....
Reub