Sophie Ellis Bextor found dead

2,078 posts · joined Jun 2003 · 13 Jul 2006, 11:42 am

#510661

Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found head-butted to death in the apartment of a French footballer...

Apparently it was "murder on Zidanes floor"

:P

kkk

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4,131 posts · joined Aug 2002 · 13 Jul 2006, 11:51 am

#510669

tee hee hoddle Haaaaaa!!

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CAFFINEPUSHERMAN bandito di culo

1,609 posts · joined May 2005 · 13 Jul 2006, 12:02 pm

#510673

ho ha hhmmmm

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Notch Nut Custom Title Time!

1,011 posts · joined Apr 2006 · 13 Jul 2006, 7:04 pm

#510787

You tease!!
😁

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Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 · 13 Jul 2006, 7:08 pm

#510790

Oh my god how terrible!
The joke I mean!
-Staggers.

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1,080 posts · joined Nov 2005 · 13 Jul 2006, 7:30 pm

#510799

he gave her too much head.

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Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 · 13 Jul 2006, 7:37 pm

#510801

:duh
-Staggers.

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Special Air Service Chief "Gunna"

1,769 posts · joined Oct 2004 · 13 Jul 2006, 9:33 pm

#510841

I like it, I like it a lot.

Cheers
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3,125 posts · joined Aug 2002 · 13 Jul 2006, 9:36 pm

#510843

Thats terrible. Thats nearly as bad as my sense of humor.

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Schmoburger Baywindow Mafia Godfather and Cement-Shoe Fitter

2,185 posts · joined Oct 2005 · 13 Jul 2006, 10:03 pm

#510865

AHAHAHAHAH..yep..that was sooo shit it was hilarious!!!! 😂 👍

[ Edited on 13-7-2006 by Schmoburger ]

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Ayatsuri Casual Dubber

28 posts · joined May 2006 · 13 Jul 2006, 10:06 pm

#510872

🙅 That's one incredibly lame sense of humor.

Probably why I laughed 🤓

[ Edited on July 13, 2006 by Ayatsuri ]

Starbug rustbag

2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 · 13 Jul 2006, 11:00 pm

#510917

:P that was mean.
hehehe 😀

[ Edited on 13-7-06 by Starbug ]

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Schmoburger Baywindow Mafia Godfather and Cement-Shoe Fitter

2,185 posts · joined Oct 2005 · 14 Jul 2006, 12:09 am

#510993

*puts on dunce hat* when did sophie ellis bextor die?:duh

1976 Kombi Trakka camper, "Buttercup"... driver.
1976 Beluxe Microbus, "Saphir"... resto.
1974 Kombi panelvan, "George"... shed.
1974 Superbug, "Schmeetle"... resto.
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15 posts · joined Jun 2006 · 14 Jul 2006, 7:24 am

#511107

Hertz wrote:he gave her too much head.

🙅
you are a sick man josh.

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7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 · 14 Jul 2006, 1:14 pm

#511189

😂 nice one :thumb

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3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 · 14 Jul 2006, 1:16 pm

#511191

i sent ten lame puns to my friends in an email in the hope that at least one of them would make them laugh. unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Schmoburger Baywindow Mafia Godfather and Cement-Shoe Fitter

2,185 posts · joined Oct 2005 · 14 Jul 2006, 2:05 pm

#511208

That joke is just about enough to make one cry! :duh 😂 :cry:

AAAAARRRGGHHH!!!!..MAKE IT STOOOOOOP!!!.. SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! :duh :P

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1976 Beluxe Microbus, "Saphir"... resto.
1974 Kombi panelvan, "George"... shed.
1974 Superbug, "Schmeetle"... resto.
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2,937 posts · joined Aug 2002 · 14 Jul 2006, 4:43 pm

#511252

thats gold!!!!! been chuckling about this one all day👍

Ayatsuri Casual Dubber

28 posts · joined May 2006 · 14 Jul 2006, 11:44 pm

#511472

-shakes head-

Fish... You are just as bad. WHY am I laughing? XD Its not fair. I laugh at everything that isn't meant to be laughed at. 🥲