anyone else hiding from the census collector?

VWFOOL King for a day, Fool for a lifetime.

3,436 posts · joined Sep 2002 · 26 Aug 2006, 4:47 pm

#526916

hahaha

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One man's junk...

last celtic warrior Wolfsburg Wizard

402 posts · joined Aug 2002 · 26 Aug 2006, 5:07 pm

#526920

No... After their last visit, they're hiding from me now... LOL

Hertz www.melburgluft.com

1,080 posts · joined Nov 2005 · 26 Aug 2006, 5:10 pm

#526922

good reply.

Click the Beetle

TCB_GHIA Slammed & Awesome Dubber

91 posts · joined Aug 2006 · 26 Aug 2006, 5:14 pm

#526925

i dont believe in census voting paying tax or the easter bunny

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 · 26 Aug 2006, 9:47 pm

#527019

so who else is of jedi religon?

i know i am!

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Proud_Dad Seriously Crusin Dubber

151 posts · joined Jul 2005 · 26 Aug 2006, 10:05 pm

#527027

zac_smits wrote:so who else is of jedi religon?

lol they tried that last census didnt they? Got my first bug last census, the old man was a census collector and i learnt to drive manual in the beetle driving him round the farms dropping off forms

MickH Hairy Gutted Sloth

3,389 posts · joined Sep 2003 · 26 Aug 2006, 10:29 pm

#527033

TCB_GHIA wrote:i dont believe in census voting paying tax or the easter bunny

So you DO believe in Santa....:thumb

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zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 · 26 Aug 2006, 10:37 pm

#527038

Proud_Dad wrote:
zac_smits wrote:so who else is of jedi religon?
lol they tried that last census didnt they? Got my first bug last census, the old man was a census collector and i learnt to drive manual in the beetle driving him round the farms dropping off forms

there was more than 61,000 people that said they were of jedi religon last census.

imagine how many nerds there are now!

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shaihulud Custom Title Time!

1,448 posts · joined Nov 2005 · 26 Aug 2006, 11:31 pm

#527044

I said that my religion is Bokononism. I think only 7 people said it at the last census. I hope that I am now the only one.

See Wampeters, Fomas and Granfallons and Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut Jr, to find out about Bokononism.

fekkinell Wolfsburg Wizard

655 posts · joined Jun 2005 · 27 Aug 2006, 12:37 am

#527061

my housemate was very nice and filled in the form neatly and politely... i filled it out whilst drunk and made the executive decision to write outside the boxes 😀

then we ignored the guy 3 times, and when i finally decided to open the door, i let the dog out first then stood there all innocently and said "oops... scuse the dog... SPARKY NO... HE'S NOT A MORMON.... sorry... RIGHT.. YES... the forms... they're around here somewhere... don't mind Sparky... be right back"...

evil?.. perhaps... but who collects census forms?... honestly!!! 😉

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bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve

3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 · 27 Aug 2006, 10:50 am

#527119

after reading ur sutff...i feel really sorry for the collectors.

poor ppl...contending with dogs, Bokononism's & jedis....hmmm...i just hope none of u ppls live on the other side of my fence..

wait...maybe ur still better than the stoners and nudists? nah...their ok...so long as u dont wave while their naked...

dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷

shaihulud Custom Title Time!

1,448 posts · joined Nov 2005 · 27 Aug 2006, 12:38 pm

#527144

I collected for the 1981 census, got bitten by a dog and the owner told me to piss off, the worst people simply refused to believe that I could sool the cops onto them and told me to piss off. What a great job that was. I didn't do it this time. I can take just so much abuse.

fekkinell Wolfsburg Wizard

655 posts · joined Jun 2005 · 27 Aug 2006, 3:27 pm

#527164

was nothing personal against the collector that i had... i just hate invasion of privacy... whether its official or not!

"Mr Writer, why don't you tell it like it is? Why don't you tell it like it REALLY is?" - stereophonics

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 · 27 Aug 2006, 3:56 pm

#527168

i did mine online.

too much effort to write stuff :P

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amazeer Bishop of Volkswagenism

3,029 posts · joined Nov 2005 · 27 Aug 2006, 6:17 pm

#527200

I applied to be a census collector last time... and didnt get it. Would have been some good pocket money for a uni student. 😢

The census was pretty boring mundane questions that everyone I know already knows about me. Most of it the government could put together anyway by linking birth and tax records and other records. Didnt bother me filling it out. Only took 10 mins. Plenty more things to be pissed at govt about.. eg selling telstra shares at a nine yr low. and more.

hipichic Insano Dub Head

763 posts · joined Jun 2005 · 27 Aug 2006, 9:46 pm

#527319

A friend of mine and his partner are census collectors, bloody good money $2000 for only 500 houses.
I did mine online, most of the questions I answered incorrectly...LOL.
Apparently when you do it online, it then sends an sms to the collector to tell them not to bother coming back to your house.

Time is a great healer. Unless it's a rash, then you're better off with ointment.

chester Casual Dubber

40 posts · joined Nov 2003 · 30 Aug 2006, 3:47 pm

#528240

Had to do mine on school surf camp and go through census forms with x40 15-16yr old kids! Then the collector came round and we couldnt get rid of him - just wanted to chat and chat and chat and chat.......