amazeer Bishop of Volkswagenism
3,029 posts · joined Nov 2005 ·
OK ladies.. listen up big
phatratpat Fahrvergnugen
958 posts · joined Mar 2005 ·
would you like a hand filling in that hole you just dug ?? :repuke 👍
Spook Driving the 64 wheeler
1,168 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
What can I say to that??
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.
megalania Insano Dub Head
722 posts · joined May 2006 ·
You are sone gone when the hippy chicks on this forum grab a hold of you!
pod i`ve got to finish this thing one day
4,980 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·
Thats TOPS:thumb:thumb
but i think if i showed that to my missus she would tell me to p#%$orf:P😂
but i think if i showed that to my missus she would tell me to p#%$orf:P😂
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bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve
3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·
amazer....wait till next valla!!
u are so DEAD!!!
wait til i send this to mrs c cups
u are so DEAD!!!
wait til i send this to mrs c cups
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
helbus Administrator Mad fabricator, paint and body
7,386 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·
That sounds like what my missus expects of ME!
bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve
3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·
Ur misses is totally right to helbus!!
well, if u want to stay married u do whats on the list.
Chris, I'm sealing the divorce papers and addressing them to mrs c cups as i type...😁
well, if u want to stay married u do whats on the list.
Chris, I'm sealing the divorce papers and addressing them to mrs c cups as i type...😁
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
waltermitty Legend when my beer goggles are on
1,993 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
It should also include
"and be sure that the toilet seat is in the mans position , so that he doesnt need to lift the seat to pee"
Then it would be perfect. m
"and be sure that the toilet seat is in the mans position , so that he doesnt need to lift the seat to pee"
Then it would be perfect. m
23 windows ...8 too many!
ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!
3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·
ooooh wheres starbug wheres starbug?!?!?!?!?!
crewcabconnection Being Sid James
1,922 posts · joined Apr 2003 ·
I like 'prepare the children', in our place you walk to the front door and brace yourself as you know that they are in there, just waiting...and maybe armed. Good one. Not sure it will take off, these days that would be classified as a fetish methinks.
Loves a lolcat
bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve
3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·
i'd like to say one point stands out far more than the others...but they're all so WRONG i tell u...
but hey, if there is some crazy mad male willing to let me stay home just so i can make sure his every whim is meet ...please...direct him to me...
nah forget it...totally...thsi kinda subserviant attitude woudl bore me....unless its the male 'preparing the kids' for me...then i'd reconsider going back to work fulltime....earning the money...and having dinner on the table ready to eat as soon as i walk in the door. Dont forget...have the kids washed and cleaned too!
but hey, if there is some crazy mad male willing to let me stay home just so i can make sure his every whim is meet ...please...direct him to me...
nah forget it...totally...thsi kinda subserviant attitude woudl bore me....unless its the male 'preparing the kids' for me...then i'd reconsider going back to work fulltime....earning the money...and having dinner on the table ready to eat as soon as i walk in the door. Dont forget...have the kids washed and cleaned too!
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
pete wood 23 Windows of Awesome
6,828 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·
the last 6 are completely idiotic. However, imagine if BOTH partners in a marriage aimed to do all the others for eachother all the time. You'd have a great relationship I reckon.👍
BTW, there's a lot to be said for ten minutes of quiet conversation with your partner on arriving home from a hard day.
Stick the kids in front of the simpsons!!!😂
[ Edited on 27-8-06 by pete wood ]
BTW, there's a lot to be said for ten minutes of quiet conversation with your partner on arriving home from a hard day.
Stick the kids in front of the simpsons!!!😂
[ Edited on 27-8-06 by pete wood ]
"stoopid is stronger than axles"
http://drivingnotpolishing.blogspot.com.au/
http://drivingnotpolishing.blogspot.com.au/
0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·
:bounce So-oo true! As a female I often hunt down informative articles such as these. Feminism is so gross. Femininity is the way, as is flower pressing, home baked bread and parasols. If your man doesn't come home all night, don't fret ladies, a GOOD wife knows he is merely working late at the office. Make sure you greet him with a hearty breakfast when he gets home, massage his weary head and tell him in a reassuring voice how much you love and appreciate him. This is the womanly way, the sooner these wayward so called 'Independent' women change thier ways, the better. I hear some of them even have 'hairy' armpits. Thats disgusting :o
[ Edited on 31-8-06 by $2.63 homebrand baja ]
[ Edited on 31-8-06 by $2.63 homebrand baja ]
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ByronBug High Priestess of Unequaled Coolness & Flower Child
1,446 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·
:sandrine
What is the current death sentence for "MAN" slaughter these days....
oh & girls, A home hint for you...
Pal Dog Food is a great meal to serve your man when he comes home drunk & late too many times....
worked for me.
Judy
[ Edited on 27-8-2006 by ByronBug ]
What is the current death sentence for "MAN" slaughter these days....
oh & girls, A home hint for you...
Pal Dog Food is a great meal to serve your man when he comes home drunk & late too many times....
worked for me.
Judy
[ Edited on 27-8-2006 by ByronBug ]
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64 Microbus Kombi (CHANNON)
bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve
3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·
i think women off scot free if its because she were handed this article as he walked thru the door to sit and have a few drinks....
i think thats right...if not, should be
"i dont knwo how those 53 stab wounds got there officer...i think he just kept throwing himself on the knife...sure sure...thats it...he THREW himself on the knife" :alien.
[ Edited on 27-8-2006 by bugeyedbabe ]
i think thats right...if not, should be
"i dont knwo how those 53 stab wounds got there officer...i think he just kept throwing himself on the knife...sure sure...thats it...he THREW himself on the knife" :alien.
[ Edited on 27-8-2006 by bugeyedbabe ]
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
last celtic warrior Wolfsburg Wizard
402 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
Don't know how successful they were hoping to be with that. I mean, you just can't expect to train a woman that well...
Schmoburger Baywindow Mafia Godfather and Cement-Shoe Fitter
2,185 posts · joined Oct 2005 ·
Luvvit! 😂
Funnily enuff.. I believe I have a copy of that exact magazine somewhere around! 😂 :duh
Funnily enuff.. I believe I have a copy of that exact magazine somewhere around! 😂 :duh
1976 Kombi Trakka camper, "Buttercup"... driver.
1976 Beluxe Microbus, "Saphir"... resto.
1974 Kombi panelvan, "George"... shed.
1974 Superbug, "Schmeetle"... resto.
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1976 Beluxe Microbus, "Saphir"... resto.
1974 Kombi panelvan, "George"... shed.
1974 Superbug, "Schmeetle"... resto.
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Spook Driving the 64 wheeler
1,168 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
Actually, it's very close to the way I was raised.
The house & the children were the womans problem.
My old man left for work at 7 & got home from the pub at 7. You could set your watch by him. His dinner was on the table by 10 past. We were already bathed & fed, the house was spotless.
But the young'ns who read this should know it cut both ways.
My mother didn't need to know how to open the bonnet of her car. Didn't need to know where the spare was kept. Didn't need to know where the mower was kept. Didn't need to know how much chlorine went in the pool.
There was his work & her work, & I must say, life was a lot simpler.
The house & the children were the womans problem.
My old man left for work at 7 & got home from the pub at 7. You could set your watch by him. His dinner was on the table by 10 past. We were already bathed & fed, the house was spotless.
But the young'ns who read this should know it cut both ways.
My mother didn't need to know how to open the bonnet of her car. Didn't need to know where the spare was kept. Didn't need to know where the mower was kept. Didn't need to know how much chlorine went in the pool.
There was his work & her work, & I must say, life was a lot simpler.
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.
shaihulud Custom Title Time!
1,448 posts · joined Nov 2005 ·
That's the way it used to be when I was a kid. That goes a bit over the top, but its fairly accurate. My mum never worked. The house and the kids were her work. My parents loved each other and the household was very stable.
There are cultures that we are importing into this country where that regime for the woman is mandatory or she will be beaten or killed for bringing shame upon the family.
There are cultures that we are importing into this country where that regime for the woman is mandatory or she will be beaten or killed for bringing shame upon the family.
amazeer Bishop of Volkswagenism
3,029 posts · joined Nov 2005 ·
Who do you think I sent it to first????bugeyedbabe wrote:amazer....wait till next valla!!
u are so DEAD!!!
wait til i send this to mrs c cups
DEAD?? not if I tic tac you first.
beelzebug Seriously Crusin Dubber
114 posts · joined Jun 2005 ·
Housekeeping Monthly..........Gee, I might get a subscription for my wife for Christmas
6 Volt Swinger
penguin ackkkkkk thhhhhpt!
3,383 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·
Just got this email thought this was the right thread for it to go into,
"Our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will eventually walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband."
"Our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will eventually walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband."
'Ah, whatever................'
amazeer Bishop of Volkswagenism
3,029 posts · joined Nov 2005 ·
Bloody Bewdiful mate. Left work early, got home 1/2 hr late as I stopped off at a mates for a quick ale. Came inside and my 8 yr old daughter had set the table for dinner. I laid on the lounge and she took off my boots, got me a drink, and brought me a box of tissues cos I have the flu. (Missus had scotch fillet dinner on the table 10 minutes later but only cos she wanted to go to the gym) Now if only I can get the little one to shut the hell up I have it made. All because yesterday she read the rules of the land. 👍
Starbug rustbag
2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·
The good husbands/boyfriends guide:
1) if you have really poor bladder control or cant aim for your life, put the toilet seat up, do your business and then put it back down. it only takes a few seconds but will help your wife/girlfriend avoid those mid-night frozen arses and you will also avoid a swift kick in the arse with a frozen foot when she gets back into bed.
2) dont let your urine drip onto the floor below the toilet. this is inexcusable and will often result in you slipping on it, hitting your head on the toilet rim, which leads to riotous laughter from us while we drive you to the hospital... all the nurses and doctors will laugh at you too.
3) try exercising that lump of lard in your skull that is called a brain. just thinking with your brain instead of your penis for 5 minutes a day will make you a healthier, smarter and more attractive person almost instantly. it gives your poor penis a rest too, because we all know just how hard you work it every day.
4) you do not need a new boat/hovercraft/4WD/workbench/home cinema. theres enough shit in this house. your mates might think you are a champ, but everyone else thinks you are a poser.
5) the remote control is under your fat arse, and the beer is where you left it, in the fridge behind the cheese. if your butt-cheeks have engulfed the remote, try getting up to change channels, it may fall out whilst you are walking there.
6) farting in bed and then forcing us under the covers is not funny. the more times you do this, the closer you are to a divorce or death by cyanide poisioning.
7) we wont go 'there' unless you do the same. we dont care if you think it smells funny. we think you look funny and are too polite to mention the smell.
8) oggling girls with big boobs on the sidewalk while we are in the car doesnt piss us off, it makes us feel very sorry for you... most of them are men anyway and you are just too stupid to tell.
9) dont complain when we dont do something as good as your mum did... if thats such a big issue, then you should have marrried your mum.
10) cook your own bloody food for a change. we have better things to do.
11) chocolate and flowers do not make an apology... allowing us to go at you with boxing gloves for half an hour does.
[ Edited on 28-8-06 by Starbug ]
1) if you have really poor bladder control or cant aim for your life, put the toilet seat up, do your business and then put it back down. it only takes a few seconds but will help your wife/girlfriend avoid those mid-night frozen arses and you will also avoid a swift kick in the arse with a frozen foot when she gets back into bed.
2) dont let your urine drip onto the floor below the toilet. this is inexcusable and will often result in you slipping on it, hitting your head on the toilet rim, which leads to riotous laughter from us while we drive you to the hospital... all the nurses and doctors will laugh at you too.
3) try exercising that lump of lard in your skull that is called a brain. just thinking with your brain instead of your penis for 5 minutes a day will make you a healthier, smarter and more attractive person almost instantly. it gives your poor penis a rest too, because we all know just how hard you work it every day.
4) you do not need a new boat/hovercraft/4WD/workbench/home cinema. theres enough shit in this house. your mates might think you are a champ, but everyone else thinks you are a poser.
5) the remote control is under your fat arse, and the beer is where you left it, in the fridge behind the cheese. if your butt-cheeks have engulfed the remote, try getting up to change channels, it may fall out whilst you are walking there.
6) farting in bed and then forcing us under the covers is not funny. the more times you do this, the closer you are to a divorce or death by cyanide poisioning.
7) we wont go 'there' unless you do the same. we dont care if you think it smells funny. we think you look funny and are too polite to mention the smell.
8) oggling girls with big boobs on the sidewalk while we are in the car doesnt piss us off, it makes us feel very sorry for you... most of them are men anyway and you are just too stupid to tell.
9) dont complain when we dont do something as good as your mum did... if thats such a big issue, then you should have marrried your mum.
10) cook your own bloody food for a change. we have better things to do.
11) chocolate and flowers do not make an apology... allowing us to go at you with boxing gloves for half an hour does.
[ Edited on 28-8-06 by Starbug ]
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
amazeer Bishop of Volkswagenism
3,029 posts · joined Nov 2005 ·
I beg to differ. EVERY home needs a home cinema. If you dont feel the sound coming up through the floor, through the lounge, through the remote and into your butt cheeks, you are missing out. Almost makes paying $12 to Hoyts impossible.Starbug wrote:The good husbands/boyfriends guide:
4) you do not need a new boat/hovercraft/4WD/workbench/home cinema.
Sadly, the housewife thing has backfired. Miiss 8 has just smashed a plate on kitchen tiles while doing dishes. Now I have to clean it up.
EDIT: Ha its all good, it was only a barbie plate. We dont even like barbie anymore. Bratz are cool now.
[ Edited on 28-8-2006 by amazeer ]
0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·
Ohhh Dear.
Some of the ladies in this thread appear to have some rather 'strong' opinions. What you all need is a GOOD man to keep you in your place. I know I hope one day to attract a man to look after me, love and respect me, in turn I will wash his socks, prepare his meals, birth his offspring. I am frilly feminine not a dirty mouthed feminist with bulging muscles and leg hair. I think some of you horrid ladies need to get with the program and start shaving, you all are sounding like awful 'free-lovin' hippies.
Oh my. This tread is bringing out an agressive side I was not aware of, I am off now to lay down with a nice lavender sceanted heatpad and a cup of camonmile tea. Lordy me, my aching brow.
[ Edited on 1-9-06 by $2.63 homebrand baja ]
Some of the ladies in this thread appear to have some rather 'strong' opinions. What you all need is a GOOD man to keep you in your place. I know I hope one day to attract a man to look after me, love and respect me, in turn I will wash his socks, prepare his meals, birth his offspring. I am frilly feminine not a dirty mouthed feminist with bulging muscles and leg hair. I think some of you horrid ladies need to get with the program and start shaving, you all are sounding like awful 'free-lovin' hippies.
Oh my. This tread is bringing out an agressive side I was not aware of, I am off now to lay down with a nice lavender sceanted heatpad and a cup of camonmile tea. Lordy me, my aching brow.
[ Edited on 1-9-06 by $2.63 homebrand baja ]
hipichic Insano Dub Head
763 posts · joined Jun 2005 ·
I shall refrain from commenting on this thread.
Whoops, just did.
Whoops, just did.
Time is a great healer. Unless it's a rash, then you're better off with ointment.
fekkinell Wolfsburg Wizard
655 posts · joined Jun 2005 ·
i'm staying out of this shit... except to say that i once spent a whole day repairing, servicing, washing, polishing and waxing my (ex) girlfriends beetle... and when she got home from work it was sitting there as a huge surprise, cos i knew she loved her lil bug and it was bothering her that it wasn't being looked after...
her response?...
"why can't you just get me a gift or something like NORMAL guys?".... GAARRRRR.... F***... DIE EVIL SHE-DEMON!!!!
point is... neither sex is gonna win... deal with it! :P
her response?...
"why can't you just get me a gift or something like NORMAL guys?".... GAARRRRR.... F***... DIE EVIL SHE-DEMON!!!!
point is... neither sex is gonna win... deal with it! :P
"Mr Writer, why don't you tell it like it is? Why don't you tell it like it REALLY is?" - stereophonics
bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve
3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·
I"LL WIN...DAMMIT!!
:thumb:P
:thumb:P
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷