unique cars --- biazzare-o

lil dub Type3 Stylist

648 posts · joined Aug 2002 · 1 Sep 2006, 11:03 pm

#529186

my housemate is a serial car magazine buyer, and he brought home the latest copy of "unique car" or whatever its called....and there is a series of very very strange ads for mini coopers... dont know if anyone else has seen them. they are online, i tried to post it but im not sure if it worked...

anyway, have a look, whatever drugs he's on they are awfully good. if you are sad/deprived/bored/drunken like us - try phoning up about them. there are about 4 1/4 page full color ads, each with differnt ph numbers in victoria...and there is a pretty weird voicemail message on the other end. its a classic. anyway, here goes, maybe you might be pathetic and think its funny too...:

http://www.carpoint.com.au/used-car/MINI/COOPER/Victoria/1982542.aspx

Make MINI

Model COOPER

Year 2002
Colour Blue
Transmission Auto
kms 369,813
Miles 229,791
Price $32,000 AUD
Reference Code 0CP-086-2006
Registration No. AMZ 362
Expiry Month 4
Expiry Year 2007
Road Worthy Certificate Yes

ADVERTISEMENT: Mini Cooper S pocket rocket. Limited edition ‘Chequemate’ model. Flag of a country on roof, striped bonnet stripes on bonnet, classic unique 4 headlights style and sporty wheels (also 4). Handles like it’s smaller than it is, grateful economy, heaps of room for a small car! Check out the twin exhaust holes! Interior is a wonderland of immaculate velour and the finest polyurethane. Don’t be fooled by cheap intimations – this is the real thing! Call 0438 017 458. Designer watches, sunglasses and handbags I “cannot” help you with.

[ Edited on 1-9-2006 by lil dub ]

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$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 · 1 Sep 2006, 11:11 pm

#529191

So Kewl, I recon my sis should do some heavy duty mods to her V8 ltd pornowagen :thumb thats hot 🥷 can't believe u guys rang the number :duh😂

lil dub Type3 Stylist

648 posts · joined Aug 2002 · 1 Sep 2006, 11:14 pm

#529193

ps there are more i just cant find them online. they are in the magazine thingo - my personal fav is the volvo made over as a $40k mini kooper s. its just weird weird weird. theres also a nissan skyline mini cooper s and a corolla mini - complete with union jack on the roof, spray painted round headlights and the promise "i can get more minis just like this, and also watches, computers and handbags" WTF?????? :alien

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lil dub Type3 Stylist

648 posts · joined Aug 2002 · 1 Sep 2006, 11:18 pm

#529194

ha ha ha. you found me! yes, javan was very amused. and SOOOOOO pissed off at this guy for making these ads. he buys these mags and reads them on the toilet. he thought he was going insane - maybe the 'no nasty skid marks' new duck toilet cleaner had accidently got into his nasal passage. but no. he first got the guys at work to ring up about it. reckons they have left 50 messages cause this guys ph goes straight to voicemail... am trying to convince him if we actually leave our details the guy might sell the citreon (on commission) as a mini kooper s for us for 30 000

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Anthiron The Baja Rejuvenation Begins

4,936 posts · joined Oct 2003 · 1 Sep 2006, 11:26 pm

#529198

u lay in waiting for months watching and lurking in the shadows and it takes dodgy unique cars magazine ads to get you to make a thread on here❓

hows life kiddo?

62/60 model bug eye baja bug, (Full Build in Progress)
1974 Chevrolet Luv
1970 MK2 Ford Cortina GT
1979 Yamaha RX125 Two Stroke tracker project.
2004 Harley Davidson Sportster XL Custom

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 · 1 Sep 2006, 11:28 pm

#529200

moite tell him I can have a holden swift mini clouper for sale, fully sik, new second hand rear tyre recently added, goes like the crappas, thosands spent, honest country car. 10th owner, free vomit stains included, it's yours for 25K, .......mmm call me you know ya wanna dial 0055 SPANK-MY-CHIMP... believe me at a $5.75 per min your call WONT go direct to voicemail 🥷

lil dub Type3 Stylist

648 posts · joined Aug 2002 · 1 Sep 2006, 11:34 pm

#529206

Anthiron wrote:u lay in waiting for months watching and lurking in the shadows and it takes dodgy unique cars magazine ads to get you to make a thread on here❓

hows life kiddo?

hey you!!! well... was waiting til i had a worthy topic to post up about... lost internet again since last time i was talking to you - how's things? you gotta send me an email telling me how to do that msn thingo. actually., do i really want my life to go down the craphole of being addicted to the net again...??? noooooo. just save your pennies and ph me you slacker!!
you going to warwick? cmon... its not as far as valla and not half the fun!!! (heheh. no i dont know that, but i suspect as much) xx

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lil dub Type3 Stylist

648 posts · joined Aug 2002 · 1 Sep 2006, 11:38 pm

#529208

youre so busted homebrand. you make me pay freaking $6.99 a min just to listen to you watching 'mornings with kerri-anne' . i had to pawn my mariah carey dvd collection just to pay last week's 9m-11am indulgence.

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$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 · 1 Sep 2006, 11:41 pm

#529211

you liar, you hate mariah, it's celiene dion who rocks ur socks... gawd ur such a poser.... $7 per min If Dr Phil is on, he turns me awnnnnn caus he understannnnnddddssss mee-eee 👍

lil dub Type3 Stylist

648 posts · joined Aug 2002 · 1 Sep 2006, 11:47 pm

#529217

i shouldve just stayed at ur place with fuzzy and shaggy, drinking cheap vino and dribbling this crap!!! at least only the neighbours wouldve had to put up with it!!
well, at least we're saving the ph bill, really, the tin can and string thing was getting a bit awkward and in this rain too!

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lil dub Type3 Stylist

648 posts · joined Aug 2002 · 1 Sep 2006, 11:50 pm

#529219

hey, and while we are on the dr phil thing --- now that we have cable and the "W" channel (whatefver that stands for, huh) we have back to back dr phil, oprah, reeba and sex and the city reruns. you gotta come see it. its fckin horrorific!!!!

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$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 · 2 Sep 2006, 12:08 am

#529231

The old lady next door to the deck slammed her window SHUT today when my sis was round, do you think she is trying to tell me something? pmsl

Dr Phil is really really fascinating, if you stare long enough he morphs into a sesamee st puppet, all orange, round and phunny sounding. His nose has that signature 'pointy sesamee triangle' and his moustache looks like a flash of faux fur, I just watch him in the desperate hope one of his super bulgie eyes will just plum pop off as the glue looses its stick 😂

bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve

3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 · 2 Sep 2006, 12:20 am

#529235

The 'w' channel is for woman....

The type who buy volvo mini coopers s. and take them to a bmw dealership and ask them...in all seriousness...to service their new mini (for those not in the know...bmw service the mini...not sure y...they just do!)

And honestly heather...im so surprised the lady next door didnt slam it shut once she saw the moving van pull up out front....what with u and all the midgets taking the furniture inside....didn't THAt tip her off the property values woudl immediately drop?? And what about Harold?? wasnt he helping u out too?? or did u mean...he was HELPING u out...and the specshal latex costume he made just for u?

:duh

ur all weird...im sane...nahnahnahnahnah

dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷

lil dub Type3 Stylist

648 posts · joined Aug 2002 · 3 Sep 2006, 1:15 pm

#529725

bugeyedbabe wrote:ur all weird...im sane...nahnahnahnahnah

says the lady with a buterfly painted on her bonnet and knowledge of the W channel on foxtel... hehehe....BUSTED!!!!!! xxx

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MickH Hairy Gutted Sloth

3,389 posts · joined Sep 2003 · 3 Sep 2006, 1:37 pm

#529732

$2.63 homebrand baja wrote:The old lady next door to the deck slammed her window SHUT today when my sis was round, do you think she is trying to tell me something? pmsl

Dr Phil is really really fascinating, if you stare long enough he morphs into a sesamee st puppet, all orange, round and phunny sounding. His nose has that signature 'pointy sesamee triangle' and his moustache looks like a flash of faux fur, I just watch him in the desperate hope one of his super bulgie eyes will just plum pop off as the glue looses its stick 😂

Dr.Feeeeeelllll

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MickH Hairy Gutted Sloth

3,389 posts · joined Sep 2003 · 3 Sep 2006, 1:40 pm

#529734

bugeyedbabe wrote:The 'w' channel is for woman....

The type who buy volvo mini coopers s. and take them to a bmw dealership and ask them...in all seriousness...to service their new mini (for those not in the know...bmw service the mini...not sure y...they just do!)

BMW make the Mini...thats why they service them !!! Next time you see a "new Mini" owner, ask them how their spare tyre is going....as they don't have one !!!

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bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve

3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 · 3 Sep 2006, 4:35 pm

#529769

yep..knwo that...work in smash repairs..

papa smurf...(head of floor) sent an apprentice in asking us to purchase a spare wheel, as it got lost at the accident....(knowing it didnt exist) funny to watch apprent. and parts guy discussing the wheel.

poor kid!

and i swear...IM SANE! I AM...well thats what i yell when the men in white coats turn up to take me for a spin in their equally nicely padded white truck...

..."But fellas...I have dinner to cook and socks to knit and kids to bathe b4 hubby heads home!'

dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷