Aaaaaaaaaaaaaar , Gentlemen o' fortune tis the time to be doin some swashbucklin rapin and pillagin.
http://www.yarr.org.uk/
The scurvy dawgs of the US site
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ have been thrown into Davey Jones Locker.
The Captain was steering the ship and a pirate came up to him and said, Aaaaarrrrrr, whats the wheel doin' down yaaaarrr pants, aaaarrrrr.
To which the captain replied, yaaarrrr, yaaarrrrr, I know, its drivin me nuts...........................aaaarrrrr.
This should go down well with the folk in Cornwall and Devon 😀
Why are pirates called pirates? because they aaaaaarrrrhh
HAHA! Took me 10 seconds to work that out hertz...
what have i been smoking... :o besides that duty free german cigar last saturday...
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!
A PIRATE WITH AN EYE PATCH SAID, "ARRGH",
"THEY WANTED ME TO BE A TEACHER BUT ,
" ARRGH", "I ONLY HAD ONE PUPIL..."
Ash x
1963 Single Cab Ute: "El Concreto"
1962 Baja Beetle: "Peanut"
1968 Porsche 912 SWB: "Pip"
1972 Kombi Snail: "The Snail"
2012 Skoda Octavia Scout: "Scout"
2016 Scirocco R: "Rocco"
did your dad tell you that one ash?
1961 swb buggy
1960 karmann ghia
1963 Single Cab: "El Concreto"
1963 bent 23 window " Frieda Samba "
1963 Eriba Faun camper " Cara Van daCamp"
2012 Skoda Octavia scout
Get down low and go,go,go
i just made a copy of a dvd movie... i have done my pirate for the day.........
It's a bit of a dad joke isnt it?
Ash x
1963 Single Cab Ute: "El Concreto"
1962 Baja Beetle: "Peanut"
1968 Porsche 912 SWB: "Pip"
1972 Kombi Snail: "The Snail"
2012 Skoda Octavia Scout: "Scout"
2016 Scirocco R: "Rocco"
👍EVERY TIME BOB GETS ON THE PISS
HE TURNS INTO A PIRATE.....Aghrrrrrrrrr !!!!🙄
Top 29 things to say at the office during Pirate Day:
29 "Arrrgh-Bring me a servin' wench to bid me me pleasures!"
28 "Argh-lad, is that Christopher Skase over there - or am I as mad as a salted herring?"
27> "Billions of blue blistering barnacles!" - Oh My God!
24> "Hop to it, dogs: Thar be leftover catering booty in the lunch room for plunderin'."
23> "Sixteen men an' a copier mess -- yo, ho, ho and a bottle of toner."
22> "Avast, men! Get a spyglass full of the doubloons on *that* vessel."
21> "I'll be keelhaulin' the next one of ye what leaves ye filthy Tupperware in the lunch room sink!"
20> "Arrr, matey, have your parrot call my parrot and we'll one day partake of noontime grub together."
19> "No, I will not 'shiver your timbers.' I will, however, call my attorney."
18> "To arms, me lads! The spoils of the snack machine shall be ours, to each in a fortieth share!"
17> "Me cell phone fell deep into Davy Jones' locker Nobody flush... I'll go get me hook."
16> "Save that last donut for me, unless ya care to feel the cold steel of my hook hand up yer clacker, matey."
15> "Be that a peg leg, or arrr ye just happy to cast yer eyes upon me?"
14> "Fax ahoy, mateys!"
13> "Avast! A Team Builders meeting off our schedule's port bow! Scuttle yer productivity, mateys, and prepare to be bored-ed!"
12> "No increase in me pay? Arrr, boss, let me tell ye where ye can store that hook!"
11> "Hold that elevator, ye son of a bilge rat!"
10> "Ye bent my ear with yer lubberly questions WITHOUT tryin a reboot first? Arrr! It's the plank for you, ye mangy cur... and thank ye for calling Microsoft Tech Support!"
9> "Arrr, load the Canon, wench, and collate me copies!"
8> "Avast, ya scurvy knave! Brave be ye, for certain, but arrr ye willin' ta die fer that parking spot?"
7> "Twenty paces past the Magic Fountain of Water... bear ye left past the Chamber of Meetings... and a minute's voyage down the Great Carpeted Hallway... the unisex bathroom'll be on yer port side."
6> "Aye, if it's a large treasure chest and amazin' booty ye seek, fix yer gaze upon that lassie!"
5> "Boss, I'll be borrowin' a coupla doubloons from petty cash fer some Ho Ho's and a bottle of rum."
4> "Aaaarrrrrghhh! Who among us floated the air mead?"
3> "Arrr! I've arrr!anged for Arrr!lene in arrr!chives to send up that arrr!ticle on arrr!bitration."
2> "Avast, ye demon copy machine! Taste the wrath of my backside!"
1> "Arrr, I have made note of yer demands and I have but one question for ye: Will ye be wantin' slivers o' potato fried in the popular French style with that?"
what's a pirate's favorite country...
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHRRRRRgentina!!!!!!! 😁
