i want to be a sauce tycoon
"my sauce is so hot it will blow your ass apart"
but its got to be said with a mexican accent
hehe
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Hi guys,
I have a really awesome VW in Amsterdam. It is the coolest VW ever, it is a one of a kind factory pole vaulting model desinged to jump over unbridged river crossings. It will be the best VW is Australia and I will take it to all the shows.
Problem is it is in Amsterdam and I don't have the money to get it over. Can everybody please give me some money to get this one of a kind VW into Australia.
Everybody who gives me $1000 or more will get one of these 1 of a kind VW's to keep for themselves. Please help me.
I'll need you bank account details, pin number, a copy of your passport and your tax file number to complete the transaction.
Please help, if you don't this truely unique VW will go to the crusher.
alright, my account number is 653.....wait a minute:P
Im gonna build one that jumps twice as high an my dad is gonna build me a V* to go in it from a monaro so it will blow all your shitboxes into the weeds hahahahahahahahah
gonna
gonna
gonna
:puke
oh, Im gonna chrome the body to take all the prizes......
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wouldnt catch me leaning on that pole LOL
or standing anywhere near actually
wounder if AA insurance covers death by their display falling on someone:P
-Joel
Good fishing in these parts. 65 bites in two days, not bad.
You had a good bait.......🤘
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This is the funniest thread I've seen in ages.
Thanks for the laugh.
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1963 Single Cab Ute: "El Concreto"
1962 Baja Beetle: "Peanut"
1968 Porsche 912 SWB: "Pip"
1972 Kombi Snail: "The Snail"
2012 Skoda Octavia Scout: "Scout"
2016 Scirocco R: "Rocco"
Only a mother could love that...
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Hertz wrote:Good fishing in these parts. 65 bites in two days, not bad.
What do you mean by that remark?
He means that it was a joke? Fishing for people to make comments about it...
Ash x
1963 Single Cab Ute: "El Concreto"
1962 Baja Beetle: "Peanut"
1968 Porsche 912 SWB: "Pip"
1972 Kombi Snail: "The Snail"
2012 Skoda Octavia Scout: "Scout"
2016 Scirocco R: "Rocco"
i think that baja is stunning! , if there is another one in the states that i could import over, lettuce know. I am halfway through a "hemmaroid" conversion on a 53 barndoor i will dragrace.
don't laugh but this is a prototype drawing i made up.
I reckon it'd be great as a nostalgia drag car.
Willowbank here you come!
-Staggers.
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haha, this was a good read...funny as, now all we need is dave for another laugh
frenzix wrote:don't laugh but this is a prototype drawing i made up.
What a pearler Tim, should go fast that one:thumb reminds me of pics of the bigpond splitty when it was found:P
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well I saw this ride when robert first purchased it.I feel this is the future of the aircooled scene.One day you guys will realise that baja rob is the man he is like the Indian larry of the vw scene.Jnr 356 mate you gotta remember your roots bro .bring back the 80s...
i reckon get rid of that baja front and put on a rolls front like this......
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nice! i think that front end could solve many weight issues, just make sure that grill is pure gold, i think those horns are yukky though.
yes i agree the horns are over the top! 😵
It would look cool with a supercar wing hanging off the back. Fullysick mate.But it must be made of platinum, so it looks classy. That will win all the trophies.
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wow, i cant believe this thread is still going.
who would keep posting in here..... oh wait..... me
The bloke still interestd in a baja?
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