It's a good thing you only used a pen. A hangover is curable over time but a dodgy tatoo haunts you forever.😵:beer:beer:beer:beer:beer:beer:beer:beer
- Adam
If you can't fix it with a hammer,
you have an electrical problem....
Went swimming with my mobile phone in my pocket.
I solved the problem by removing my clothes instead of just removing the phone.
Not so bad, except that this was infront of my wifes work mates and family and friends.
Oh how well that went down.
And it only took a 750ml bottle of vodka in a 4 hour period to achieve this.
Lee.
[ Edited on 2-10-06 by buzzbug ]
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
SchmoburgerBaywindow Mafia Godfather and Cement-Shoe Fitter
Jeezus christ think of the children will you Lee!... is nothing sacred!!?? 😂
Let's see... stupid things done when drunk...
1) Set fire to a plate of wieners with party sparklers then tried to insert the flaming morsels and sparklers into a beer bottle.
2) Hit on me mate Harry... scariest part is that he had no objections... cripes! :duh
3) Sang (if it can be called that) I Was Born A Unicorn whilst standing on top of a ute... then tripped and knocked the CD deck off the tray.
4) knocked of friends dad's lighter out of his top pocket then st fire to the party hats and commenced some form of pseudo-pagan ritual around said piec of novelty headgear.
5) played pool and deducted and added stupid ammounts of points for style or lack thereof.
I get the feeling I shouldnt be allowed near alcohol.... :o
Started speaking in european accent for 2 hrs of that night...
Hitted on every girl there.... pecking down their necks and everything :o
Made an annoucement and long stories of how i hate the ATO and QR...
Annouced and review my best mate dean's sexiness... while bagging out my other mate unintentionally by talking of his 'quick' 'first time' at schoolies and how i saw him as potentially ugly...
Struggled and discussed my troubles with trying to chew a potato chip properly...
overtly yelling out CHIPPIES!! quiet some times everytime i saw a bowl of em
Walked 5 kms to uni from a friends house and attended another mates tutor, while tutoring them while being drunk... that was interesting...
Im still new to the game... but its interesting... lol. Definitely gonna lay off it for a while... i have scared myself!
Y do most guys have a little gayness when they are extoxicated? seems to be a habit, lol... hand in hand... drunkiness and gayness...
bajachris88 wrote:Y do most guys have a little gayness when they are extoxicated? seems to be a habit, lol... hand in hand... drunkiness and gayness...
They do? Not at any of the parties I have been to.
Alcohol just makes me slobber on women more than usual. Sorry Heather. I cant help it, tis the rabies.
SchmoburgerBaywindow Mafia Godfather and Cement-Shoe Fitter
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I'm staying outta this one for fear of incriminating myself :duh
funny u should say that Chris, u'd be amazed how many "alleged" straight guys i've got after they've had a few then do the whole denile thing when they sober up the next morning LOL
took photo of my genetials hung over a freind of ours new boyfreinds mouth like a sausage moustache with a pair of chin nuts who passed out first at a party at our place ,was an in joke till me and my new girlfeind were out to dinner on sat night and turns out she new him and he asked why she was hanging out with thatc#nt who had done this shit to him ,luckily she has a great sense of humour.my usual party trickis first one to pass out gets the mask of ZORRO with a permanent marker was a favourite when i owned the pub
A candy coloured clown they called the sandman tip toes through my room every night just to sprinkle stardust on my pillow go to sleep everything will be allright
1967 Type 3 square
1956 double door panel
1968 single cab kombi
Got pissed with some mates and pulled the springs from his sigma wagon. Now it jus rides on the bumpstops. At the time i wanted to remove them as well but everyone thought it might be a little to low with out them, lol. No way i would do this to my own car!
Alex.
twas a long long time ago, but deciding I should leave party, grabbed my fullface helmet & swung it through tropical fish aquarium, after saving a few fish, rode home in a very wet helmet, I lived in a ground floor flat, about five steps up from actual ground level, in my intelligance enhanced state I decided
"why leave the bike outside?" -so 1.30am I rode it into the foyer & made it up a coupla steps before I fell off, breaking metal railing - I then thought that maybe the bike should stay outside after all,
this made a hell of a racket, but funny thing was that non of the residents of the other 8 flats ever said anything
umm not bicycle... was motorbike
[ Edited on 3-10-2006 by kombikim ]
Please, I need drivers side window regulator (winder mechanism) for my '54
"what kinda creator would make a race of people
and make em act a certain way or else He deems 'em evil?
HOW can You give a living being the freedom to breathe
and then lead em into a sea of decievers who greet em, see!"
