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It is time to openly declare war on the United Snakes of AmeriKKKa

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HotRodMatt If it\'s old or rare - cut it!

3,616 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#548119
The stupid ignorant red-necked mofos have banned Vegemite!
THE US has banned Vegemite, even to the point of searching Aussies for jars of the spread as they enter the country.

The bizarre condiment crackdown was prompted because Vegemite has been deemed illegal under US food laws.
The great Aussie icon -- faithfully carried around the world by travellers from Down Under -- contains folate, which under a technicality, the US allows only to be added to breads and cereals.
full story
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,20623197-662,00.html



[ Edited on 24-10-2006 by HotRodMatt ]

KOM123 Smiling Assassin

1,164 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#548124
The Americans were probably angry that it wasn't available in SUPERSIZE!!!

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#548129
ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh not the dreadded FOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

geez.....now what hazardous products can one think of which the US supplies..............hmmmm lets NUKE em! oh hang on don't think there is enough surplus money to even buy a sparkler after the recent 'buttkiss' campaign..........MAKE em eat our vegimite shit I say.. we have been fed enough of theirs for long enough as is..... :duh *steps down from her soapbox to go strum her banjo instead*

MickH Hairy Gutted Sloth

3,389 posts · joined Sep 2003 ·

#548133
GEEZZZZZZ.............stupid Yanks.They banned something that was theirs!!! They didn't think that one through very well❓
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HotRodMatt If it\'s old or rare - cut it!

3,616 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#548136
Mick H wrote:GEEZZZZZZ.............stupid Yanks.They banned something that was theirs!!! They didn't think that one through very well❓
That would imply that the tribe of mutant inbred pigs that make decisions over there can actually think...
That would be a surprise to most people.

dak002 Seriously Crusin Dubber

181 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#548137
so don't worry if you've got an expolsive device in your luggage, divert the us security(sic) with Vegemite.....

that'll fool 'em.
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vwjon Fahrvergnugen

914 posts · joined Jul 2006 ·

#548145
hey good old vegemite, have they banned MARMITE from the uk as well? its almost the same stuff.
Oi any yanks reading this? you couldn't find any weapons of mass destruction, so now you are after items of mass enjoyment, one day you guys will wake up and smell the roses, thats if you haven't banned them or bombed them!!
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xornge666x Wolfsburg Wizard

460 posts · joined Sep 2006 ·

#548152
there was a story on tonights new over here (US) tonight about how only 15% of packages and bags etc are being inspected properly...
maybe they are all tied up looking for vegemite?
might have to put crack on my toast, that will be much easier to get.

HotRodMatt If it\'s old or rare - cut it!

3,616 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#548165
Australia has banned Americans, even to the point of searching aeroplanes (not, fucking airplanes!) for dipshit yanks as they enter the country.

The bizarre immigrant/tourist crackdown was prompted because Americans have been deemed illegal under AUS food laws.
The American -- faithfully carried around the world by tour operators -- contains shit in it's brain, which under a technicality, Australia allows only to be located in the bowels.

koolkarmakombi enkarmarising

2,078 posts · joined Jun 2003 ·

#548184
leave kkk out of it...

kkk
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bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6

6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#548186
HotRodMatt wrote:Australia has banned Americans, even to the point of searching aeroplanes (not, fucking airplanes!) for dipshit yanks as they enter the country.

The bizarre immigrant/tourist crackdown was prompted because Americans have been deemed illegal under AUS food laws.
The American -- faithfully carried around the world by tour operators -- contains shit in it's brain, which under a technicality, Australia allows only to be located in the bowels.
LMAO!
HRM should go into politics, he would have my vote for this policy... hehe.
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whatnow Custom Title Time!

1,000 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#548310
i suggest we don't declare war on them... look at the number of civilians that they kill whenever they go anywhere...

give them ten of fifteen years and the whole country will probable collapse into civial war anyway.

mind you lets kick them out of pine gap, thier sub control base in WA etc.

jon1kombi Learner Dubber

4 posts · joined Oct 2006 ·

#548316
i agree !! gotta get those posts up

Notch Nut Custom Title Time!

1,011 posts · joined Apr 2006 ·

#548334
You can't half blame America for the decisions made by the president. I mean, if you vote for an in-bred imbecile, what more could one expect.🤪 It's obviously easier to find an Aussie with vegemite at a US airport, than it is to find a crazy bastard arab with a beard.

Now shut up y'all and enjoy your freedom before we send you to Guantanamo bay for terrorist activities against toast! The Kelloggs corporation is totally against cereal pests and knows where you live.:duh
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Starbug rustbag

2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#548421
if you want to read about more culinary crimes that the united states of stupid have imposed on the world (but mostly its own citizens) then i suggest you find a book by one Taras Grescoe called The Devils Picnic. In it you will find how the us FDA banned a certain moreish french cheese due to food poisonings which were not even caused by it, and how they allow their meat/beef/whatever to contain dangerous levels of E. Coli, because that is supposedly normal... (yeah, its normal for the gastrointestinal system, NOT ANY OTHER PART!!)

For a nation that thinks its normal to posion its own citizens with infected animal products, vast amounts of preservatives, pesticides, herbicides, fungicides, not to mention food thats processed beyond belief, do you really think that the good people of the united states have a clue about the health benefits inherent in vegemite?

not only do they get folate from their cereal, but over 200% of their daily dose of sugar, fat, caffeine etc etc etc.

Not only are they doing a good job of killing off people in other parts of the planet, but are doing a pretty good job of killing off their own too.

Sorry, stupidity makes me angry. Ignorance is no excuse.

/end rant
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this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.

koolkarmakombi enkarmarising

2,078 posts · joined Jun 2003 ·

#548443
and they invented trans fats,

perhaps they will fatten and poison themselves out of existance
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HotRodMatt If it\'s old or rare - cut it!

3,616 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#548451
Vegemite bad...
This good?

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xornge666x Wolfsburg Wizard

460 posts · joined Sep 2006 ·

#548465
No s*#t, 45% of em where I am living are obese (fact). There is a dunkin donuts on every bloody corner (so you dont have to walk far), and they are packed every morning. Giant people get around with boxes of donuts, and other healthy breakfasts from there with either a 1L (yes 1L!) of cola, or I think its about 750ml of ice coffee.
And they are concerned about the folate in vegemite. What about the s*#t in 90% of what they eat here...

vwjon Fahrvergnugen

914 posts · joined Jul 2006 ·

#548474
geesh chock chip and sausages, why didn't i think of that?????
i tried the cola flavoured pancakes, but not really impressed, just another way to put heaps of sugar in food!!
will they ever learn??
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amazeer Bishop of Volkswagenism

3,029 posts · joined Nov 2005 ·

#548480
A caller rang triple j yesterday and said that at one point, Tim Tams were banned in US because they had too much sugar. Everything over there is sweetened with some other crap.

penguin ackkkkkk thhhhhpt!

3,383 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#548709
yeap,
apparently it was misunderstood, so its not banned.
'Ah, whatever................'