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$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#547182
*cue the statndard $2.63 soundtrak: rod 'mouldy oldie' stewart 'if ya want mah bod-ee'*

it's the baja isn't it thor? huh huh? the baja turns u awn duzn't it? Hows bout I fiddle with festy's loose nuts tomorrie n youz n oi can head out for a spin. O'ill pik yaz up at 6 n we'll hed to the albion maccas for a $5 feed, do sum laps full throttle in second gear round Ascot n Hamilton, (case a few joints, see who has the biggest tv etc) then head to pash hill (or whatever ur mum called Bartleys hill lookout!) n crack open a XXXX tallie...................😊

OMG all this time I thought I was just having the same reccurring bizarre dream. Every morn around 5.30 a weird person in a bee suit would appear telling me it's all ok, that it was necessary, would only hurt a little but I would soon be moving onto the next stage in my spiritual journey towards elightenment. Was a tad creepy, reminiscent of boobahs/teletubbies, BUT I JUST ACCEPTED IT WAS A DREAM, a colourful flash of my uncosious self, sorting out the problems and challenges I had experienced in the previous day. We-ell freud can get phuked, it was just some crazy penis farming broad in a bee suit. I am so-oo locking my security grills from this night forward and allerting the neighbourhood watch to the threat upon my suburban fortress. Go get Javan to fix ur car. I only do meals n fart jokes, ur so NOT GETTING to grow a doodle IN MY PANTS! (But I will still beat up on oggling boys at the pub moite!) 😍 :kiss 🥷


ABBA ROCKS 👍 :bounce

[ Edited on 21-10-06 by $2.63 homebrand baja ]

Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#547188
lil dub wrote:
Volkswagenboy wrote:Geez Heather you winge alot, Thor could you make some kinda chemical to shut her up??
:P
-Staggers.
oi! back off buddy!
Yep, I'm backing off!
*Runs away*
Nah, you two are okay... perhaps a little genetic engineering might help your dillema though?
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains

lil dub Type3 Stylist

648 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#547219
$2.63 homebrand baja wrote:*cue the statndard $2.63 soundtrak: rod 'mouldy oldie' stewart 'if ya want mah bod-ee'*

it's the baja isn't it thor? huh huh? the baja turns u awn duzn't it? Hows bout I fiddle with festy's loose nuts tomorrie n youz n oi can head out for a spin. O'ill pik yaz up at 6 n we'll hed to the albion maccas for a $5 feed, do sum laps full throttle in second gear round Ascot n Hamilton, (case a few joints, see who has the biggest tv etc) then head to pash hill (or whatever ur mum called Bartleys hill lookout!) n crack open a XXXX tallie...................😊

OMG all this time I thought I was just having the same reccurring bizarre dream. Every morn around 5.30 a weird person in a bee suit would appear telling me it's all ok, that it was necessary, would only hurt a little but I would soon be moving onto the next stage in my spiritual journey towards elightenment. Was a tad creepy, reminiscent of boobahs/teletubbies, BUT I JUST ACCEPTED IT WAS A DREAM, a colourful flash of my uncosious self, sorting out the problems and challenges I had experienced in the previous day. We-ell freud can get phuked, it was just some crazy penis farming broad in a bee suit. I am so-oo locking my security grills from this night forward and allerting the neighbourhood watch to the threat upon my suburban fortress. Go get Javan to fix ur car. I only do meals n fart jokes, ur so NOT GETTING to grow a doodle IN MY PANTS! (But I will still beat up on oggling boys at the pub moite!) 😍 :kiss 🥷


ABBA ROCKS 👍 :bounce

[ Edited on 21-10-06 by $2.63 homebrand baja ]
okay okay you win you win.....!!!! i promise to go back to the botox injection i promise..... gwd. no fun. no fun at all. can we still go to macca's though? if we can't get onto jerry springer via our horse injection family at least im going to try for the "bed ridden blimp with an internet fan club and bucket ful of lard every morning for breakfast" story angle....? must find fame and fortune some how to pay off my hecs debt..

oh well. at least we've managed to scare off volkswagenboy!! mission accomplished :alien
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Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#547224
Hehe.
:P
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains

bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6

6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#548191
Wow! THIS turned out different to what i expected...


:o

😂
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!

Anthiron The Baja Rejuvenation Begins

4,936 posts · joined Oct 2003 ·

#548213
thats because heather and the goddess of thunder dropped in to say hi lol
62/60 model bug eye baja bug, (Full Build in Progress)
1974 Chevrolet Luv
1970 MK2 Ford Cortina GT
1979 Yamaha RX125 Two Stroke tracker project.
2004 Harley Davidson Sportster XL Custom

Wild1 Wolfsburg Wizard

448 posts · joined Jun 2006 ·

#548305
yeah, that changes topics... and people..:kiss

Sandy Officially Full-On Dubber

254 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#548362
Girls love baja's? HaHa, if that were true I wouldn't be sitting here on the computer!

bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6

6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#548502
Sandy wrote:Girls love baja's? HaHa, if that were true I wouldn't be sitting here on the computer!
if ur not happy with it, i will happily take it out of ur hands :P:thumb
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!

ang3lsholocaust Custom Title Time!

1,014 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#548511
lol u wish chris
bajachris88 wrote:
Sandy wrote:Girls love baja's? HaHa, if that were true I wouldn't be sitting here on the computer!
if ur not happy with it, i will happily take it out of ur hands :P:thumb

Schmoburger Baywindow Mafia Godfather and Cement-Shoe Fitter

2,185 posts · joined Oct 2005 ·

#548516
You aint getting away that easy CHris... now SHUT UP AND FINISH THE BAJA!!!.... GO!!!! :o :vader 😂
1976 Kombi Trakka camper, "Buttercup"... driver.
1976 Beluxe Microbus, "Saphir"... resto.
1974 Kombi panelvan, "George"... shed.
1974 Superbug, "Schmeetle"... resto.
[img]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b366/c

MISS VDUB Administrator Mrs KOMBIBOB

2,565 posts · joined Sep 2005 ·

#548520
Yeah all this talk about a Baja, and its still not on the road...

Shouldnt you be out trying to get ya license rather than talking it up on here...?
1963 Single Cab Ute: "El Concreto"
1962 Baja Beetle: "Peanut"
1968 Porsche 912 SWB: "Pip"
1972 Kombi Snail: "The Snail"
2012 Skoda Octavia Scout: "Scout"
2016 Scirocco R: "Rocco"

bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6

6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#548521
Nah, i'm waiting for my 3d images to render... uni computers r slow...

+ the bajas on the road... just not legally :P hehe...

PRO LESSONS TOMORROW! wee!
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!

ang3lsholocaust Custom Title Time!

1,014 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#548527
so when are u booked in AGAIN for your p's

bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6

6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#548531
The bloke i got teaching me (german fella from Beenleigh driving school) said he would overlook the times last friday and would book me in, he'll tell me tomorrowz. He rekons i can drive, and probably need just 3 more lessons to tidy up (probably), he said something during the lesson while on the phone about the soonest availability being mid november or something.

it'll be nice to get a licence before xmas, would be the best gift i could eva have. 🙂
Fingers crossed though. To be honest, i think its the nerves that have killed me during the test... 🙁
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!

Schmoburger Baywindow Mafia Godfather and Cement-Shoe Fitter

2,185 posts · joined Oct 2005 ·

#548538
I only had 2 pro lessons on my L's.... cos I was totally incapable of driving the shitty Kia Rio that the driving school used. :duh

When a car is so bad that a VW driver has a problem driving it, you know it sux. :puke

Still passed first go... 👍

Just remember to indicate early, drive 5-10k's under the speed limit, stop at every Give Way sign, stay in the left lane unless turning right etc etc etc... They won't fail ya for being overly cautious... ie hesitating at roundabouts, stopping at giveway signs etc, but they will pick up on even the slightest stuffup. :bounce
1976 Kombi Trakka camper, "Buttercup"... driver.
1976 Beluxe Microbus, "Saphir"... resto.
1974 Kombi panelvan, "George"... shed.
1974 Superbug, "Schmeetle"... resto.
[img]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b366/c

Sandy Officially Full-On Dubber

254 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#548605
Chris, I'm pretty sure that if a girl likes a guy, she'll pretend to like his car no matter what it is.
I'll tell you a funny story.
I had a friend with baja, he was a tall good looking Italian bloke with long curly hair. I was at a party at his place, it was full of college chicks that he knew. His baja was in the shed, mine was on the front lawn. Their was a group of us standing around and a girl looked at my car and said to my mate "I really like your car."
He said, "That's Neil's" and pointed at me, "Mines in the shed".
She glanced at me with an expression that just cried out eeeeewwwww!! I still laugh when I think about it!

bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6

6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#548638
hehe....

sooo... its looking more and more like an underlying message that they are trying to give me... :P:thumb

Don't worry... i'm just a young cadbury codger trying to learn ball... 🙂
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!

Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#548653
You need to grow some balls first, or at least let them drop!
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains

Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#548654
🙂🙂 Just kiddin kiddo.
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains

bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6

6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#548655
Thats harsh ...

🙁
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!

bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6

6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#548657
AH, all good then 😀 👍
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!

Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#548658
Had to say it otherwise big brother will call me to the diary room.
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains