in an endeavour to find out if i am as lame as i think i may be, i need some people to reveal their talents!
we all know the old line that everyone has a talent.. i just wish mine was something more physical!
if i had to name my one talent it is this.
i have an innate abillity to predict relationship failures.
within 30 minutes or less of meeting a couple i dont know i will have made my mind up about if they will last the distance or not. just a subconcious equation i run through my head..
i enjoy listening to people and at the same time subconciously pulling them apart to see how they tick. this is aided by my sometimes insistent questioning..
once ive got an understanding about them then i can make assupmtions about their reactions to certain scenarios and test them out to see if i am right.. it just so happens that i specialise in relationship breakups.. haha
so, who else has lame talents?
[ Edited on 9-2-2007 by ~air fooled~ ]
[ Edited on 9-2-2007 by ~air fooled~ ]
everything dies baby, thats a fact..
maybe everything that dies one day comes back..
put your make up on and your hair up pretty..
and meet me tonight in Atlantic city..
i have.......I can think of someone and a day or an hr later or so they turn up or the mail contains somethin from them (e-mail) etc' So i thght of u where u got to on Thursday and here u are Laurie !!
what ya upp ta cept for wastin time on relationship predictions...lol
still sellin spare parts ?
bernie x karmen
want any vw bits old but like me, Made in Germany!!!
I can dis-locate my shoulders...
They make a mad popping and grinding sound when I do it.
I can scull a can of V in three seconds flat too.
lol
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains
i can drink a longneck of draught 700ml in one go without it touching my lips:beer
A candy coloured clown they called the sandman tip toes through my room every night just to sprinkle stardust on my pillow go to sleep everything will be allright
1967 Type 3 square
1956 double door panel
1968 single cab kombi
All hail Lord Chris! :beer:beer
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains
i can throw bottles around like tom cruise
though im still working on the behind my back stuff.
Nicko
62/60 model bug eye baja bug, (Full Build in Progress)
1974 Chevrolet Luv
1970 MK2 Ford Cortina GT
1979 Yamaha RX125 Two Stroke tracker project.
2004 Harley Davidson Sportster XL Custom
seems i can slide into home base and take out catchers on my way thru.....well....dammit...they were in the way!
beb
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
I can call pheasants using a 600ml Coke Bottle and a piece of dowl.
Loves a lolcat
I can play the jaws harp (Jews harp) and get a recognisable melody out of it.
I can read threads like this and not be tempted to post...........................
Damn, stuffed up again!!!
Matt.
I can call peasants with a 750ml whiskey bottle and a bread stick
i can move the skin on the back right of my head, and my ear, front and back, and side to side about an inch. looks creepy when i do it wearing a hat🙄
Last time I tried I was able to lick my elbow.......:o
65 Meyers Manx
68 Country Buggy (KO 367)
68 Country Buggy (KO 669)
68 Country Buggy (KO 789)
68 Country Buggy (KO 815)
68 Baja Bug
76 Baja Kombi Twincab
I can throw Tom Cruises around like bottles...I'm also a snazzy dancer, my feet never touch the ground!
How many is enough?
LOL i am good at going to the pub/club and getting completly plastered and coming home with most if not all the money i went with !!!!!!!
I can turn 2 hours of VB into 6 hours of vomit.
Click the Beetle
i often take the stickers off kiwi fruit and stick them to a part of my body and take photos of them in the fruit bowl
A candy coloured clown they called the sandman tip toes through my room every night just to sprinkle stardust on my pillow go to sleep everything will be allright
1967 Type 3 square
1956 double door panel
1968 single cab kombi
i am never eating kiwi fruit again!!!
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." - Anonymous 🥷
i can flare like tom cruise also, and i can yell very, very loud for very long periods of time.
CAFFINEPUSHERMAN wrote:i often take the stickers off kiwi fruit and stick them to a part of my body and take photos of them in the fruit bowl
Is yours detachable?
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
Oasis wrote:CAFFINEPUSHERMAN wrote:i often take the stickers off kiwi fruit and stick them to a part of my body and take photos of them in the fruit bowl
Is yours detachable?
or stretchy
Click the Beetle
either way...im not eating any fruit passed to me from bowls previously handled by pusherman....
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
i can do magic tricks, i havent mastered pulling a rabbit out of a hat but i can pull a hair outa my arse, shamowwww..
I can perfectly imitate Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
This is the thread for the secret shames, right?
64 Beetle. Like a beaten up 70's speedboat.
OMG... I haven't laughed so much for ages, well since last Thursday night anyway.... but fruit stickers.... 😂
I can squirt liquid through the hole in my tongue.
I can also converse with cats and know what they are thinking.
... oh, another one...
When my little brother was 8 months old I had a half-hour conversation with him even though he couldn't speak a word of english...
Are you telepathetic??
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." - Anonymous 🥷
my other half has a pornographic memory LOL
i can surf the net all day and then get praised on my good work!
amazing ability to attract the women folk without even tryin! I've been dead for years 🙂
